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I like leaving Diaz behind Yordan.  Dude comes through time after time when teams walk Yordan.

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2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I like leaving Diaz behind Yordan.  Dude comes through time after time when teams walk Yordan.

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He has a talent for going the other way.  It's like he can do it at will.

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51 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Picking up Hayward recently on waivers was pure luck. I'm happy he's here, but that seems to be more fortune than a real plan.  

 

Technically a FA signing, not claimed off waivers. Were contract terms ever announced? I’m curious what we had to pay to land him as I know other teams were interested  

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Technically a FA signing, not claimed off waivers. Were contract terms ever announced? I’m curious what we had to pay to land him as I know other teams were interested  

 

Jason Heyward signed a 1 year , $740,000 contract with the Houston Astros, including $740,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $740,000. In 2024, Heyward will earn a base salary of $123,318, while carrying a total salary of $740,000. Heyward's adjusted salary with the Houston Astros is $123,318
 
On 9/3/2024 at 2:43 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Fucking off days, man.

Yeah and a pretty weird one, right in the middle of the series.

we had an opening day, then an off day on day #2

if i remember correctly 

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Somewhere Dusty is still confident playing maldy over him was the correct decision

what kind of weirdo gets a random haircut in a different city ????

fuckign chas 

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

we had an opening day, then an off day on day #2

if i remember correctly 

I think you're right, and yeah, that was stupid too.

Spaghetti turning into Skyline Chili

Fucking Ty France is just a lock to get a hit against us

Spaghetti's body language is like Framber when he's lost it

I blame his stupid cleats. Go change your shoes fuckhead

Oh a Pena fuckup is cherry on top

Fuck you, Spaghetti. JFC.

Let's just shit the bed gold glove. Fuck I am irrationally angry at his dumbass right now.

Im having flashbacks to Hunter Brown a few months ago...fuck 30 years ago

Haha.  Well, I can clean my house tonight.

Give the award back.

And don't use new fucking stupid looking shoes when you are rolling for starts in a row dummy

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 
anyone want to get wings and beers ??
Id rather listen to Bagwell

Espada might as well sit Bregman down now

I love it when I have a long ass day at work full of shit, come home to start the game late and see a walk, error, rage out and come back into the room to see we gave up another 2 runs on idgaf. Turning this off and going to vacuum or some shit. We really need to take this playoff race seriously. 

I love it when I have a long ass day at work full of shit, come home to start the game late and see a walk, error, rage out and come back into the room to see we gave up another 2 runs on idgaf. Turning this off and going to vacuum or some shit. We really need to take this playoff race seriously. 
Lol calm down son. Go drink a beer or 4

Hahaha there goes your no hitter fucker

Why the fuck are we taking 3-0 pitches at this point. Green light mothetfuckers lets move this along

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Espada might as well sit Bregman down now

This

Pena needs to get his head right. he's fucked up too many games with his glove lately.

"Crushed" not even to warning track dildo

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