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#20001
11 minutes ago, Scraps said:
12 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:
I love it when I have a long ass day at work full of shit, come home to start the game late and see a walk, error, rage out and come back into the room to see we gave up another 2 runs on idgaf. Turning this off and going to vacuum or some shit. We really need to take this playoff race seriously. 

Lol calm down son. Go drink a beer or 4

Whoooosssssaaaaa. I am calm now. I will just read this thread. I need to chill. Good call my man. 

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#20005
Just now, UTexasFight said:

Playoffs in my h2h fantasy league.

i really need that play changed to an E

no way was that a hit. 

#20006

Just catching up - What the fuck is Jeremy Peña’s problem?

He makes an error almost every game now. Additionally, after he misses the ground ball, he just watches Yordan and Chas go get it when he was likely the closest to it.

#20008

Jesus Christ, just saw the score.  Usually when your pitcher gets hit like that they go on the DL for something.  

#20009
Jesus Christ, just saw the score.  Usually when your pitcher gets hit like that they go on the DL for something.  
For a ruptured anus.
#20012
36 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Dezenzo isn’t very good at first.  That was not a tough scoop.

 

surly thread : anyone can play first !!!!

#20015

We're never going to beat the reds again.

f marge schott and her slobbery nazi dog

#20021
2 minutes ago, wood said:

Gosh, it'd be really cool if Bags told us 87 stories about himself.

Hey next time it’s a RF on immaculate grid I’m using him 

#20027

So I shouldn't tune back in? Dammit I am bored. Juuuust kidding, I turned it back on and wow this is tough. We need 4- 2 out rallies and we are back in this boys! BELIEVE!

#20028
1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

So I shouldn't tune back in? Dammit I am bored. Juuuust kidding, I turned it back on and wow this is tough. We need 4- 2 out rallies and we are back in this boys! BELIEVE!

 

go walk the dog 

but dezenzo about to go deep heren

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#20029

I have seen 9 year olds score 13 runs in an inning, that means the pros can do it!  Plus the dog is already sleeping.

#20035
Just now, Gourmand said:

that dumbass Pena error in the first inning really stings now

 

should have been 3-0 and spaghetti keeps going 

#20036

Jake meyers goes on paternity leave and we get our asses kicked by a reds team that had been circling the drain for a month. 
Bring back Jake!  
mostly kidding. I did wonder if he’d have gotten to that ball in the first. That might have made a difference. Or, not having any one of a bunch of other bullshit errors that led to runs and extra batters and extra pitches etc. 

Need one tomorrow for mental health of fans. Another A’s walk off over the mariners tonight would also be fun. 

#20041

Astros have done Dezenzo a disservice calling him up to only play him every 4th game at a position he’s not used to.  He’s been brutal at 1B but he’s a better player than what we’ve seen.  

#20042
53 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Astros have done Dezenzo a disservice calling him up to only play him every 4th game at a position he’s not used to.  He’s been brutal at 1B but he’s a better player than what we’ve seen.  

Who else is there though?

#20043

Matt Chapman just got 6 years and 151m from the Giants at age 31. That should be about what Bregman is seeking next year, but I don't think this team is gonna pay it. 25m a year is a good chunk of change, so the Astros need to figure out if Whitcomb is an acceptable replacement. 

#20045
7 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Matt Chapman just got 6 years and 151m from the Giants at age 31. That should be about what Bregman is seeking next year, but I don't think this team is gonna pay it. 25m a year is a good chunk of change, so the Astros need to figure out if Whitcomb is an acceptable replacement. 

Just came to say same thing. Practically same age and identical career WAR and WAA. Chapman has 4 gold gloves and having another great year defensively. Bregman now has an injury concern also. If that isn’t his ceiling it’s close. Maybe not his but the teams. Between Tucker, Framber and Bregman at least one will probably have to go for salary purposes. Framber will want $25, Tucker will want $30+, Bregman $25+ plus we need find a 1B and possibly outfielder in free agency. Going to be a very interesting off season. A GM could really make or break their career in an off season like this. No need for this window to close anytime soon with the right moves. 

#20047
27 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Framber will want $25, Tucker will want $30+, Bregman $25+

I think Framber is the clear luxury item among the three.  If Bregman would take Chapman’s deal I think the Astros would do it.  

#20048
43 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Hayward could use a good game at the plate if he’s think about making post season roster. Chas is threatening the Mendoza line. 

You’ve got to ride the less cold hand

#20049

yeah, framber has carried this pitching staff since 2020 ….

Framber Valdez has been one of the best pitchers in baseball since his breakout in 2020.Since 2020 leads all pitchers in wins (58) and has the 4th best ERA (3.17). He also leads all of baseball in post season wins, innings and strikeouts since 2020. #Astros #Relentless

 

#20050

Didn’t know we had a day game today. Awesome. Hope I’m able to watch more than the first inning. 

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