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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Sugar Land loses to OKC 1-0

What a shitty fucking game

Just now, Scraps said:

Sugar Land loses to OKC 1-0

What a shitty fucking game

 

save some of that curse for ou !!!!!

Congrats to Chazzz on playing all three OF positions while lowering his BA to .197

I saw Yordan hit 2 three run home runs.  NBD.

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Feels like it's been a week since the last win 

On 9/1/2024 at 12:55 PM, oh_snap said:

All the homers he was supposed to hit in July and August in MMP are now going to happen in Sept and Oct, law of averages, yo!

Like I was saying. Trust me, I’m a mathemagician

Fun night at the juice box. Lilshep would like to take credit for the win. All due to the wave.

6 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Fun night at the juice box. Lilshep would like to take credit for the win. All due to the wave.

I’m gonna kill a kid. 

When I say this little future baller antagonized me the whole game I mean it. I don’t care if he’s the next Bryce Harper we’re going to blows when he turns 18. 
 

That being said I really like this pic of lil Shep when he wasn’t spending his time picking on me IMG_3200.thumb.jpeg.6f887ce69fab5576ce7d8ce059908dfc.jpeg

For whatever reason he was looking for lucas also.

I am known to scold the Astros for their contract decisions. But Goddamn, they killed it with Yordan’s contract.  Yea, I’ve heard some say the numbers were down for bad knees. My ass. 
 

He is worth much more. 
 

And for him? Fuck it man, he’s happy with his 15 chicken pens in River Oaks. Life is good. RBI’s for all. 

tying up bergman and yordan were great moves. wish correa would have accepted his

Bagwell on first pitch to Pena:”he’s taking all the way there. Have ti be aggressive with RISP. Maybe the best pitch he sees all AB.”

 

next pitch: thwack

Well done.

Good day today.

12 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

When I say this little future baller antagonized me the whole game I mean it. I don’t care if he’s the next Bryce Harper we’re going to blows when he turns 18. 
 

That being said I really like this pic of lil Shep when he wasn’t spending his time picking on me IMG_3200.thumb.jpeg.6f887ce69fab5576ce7d8ce059908dfc.jpeg

How old will you be when he’s 18? Might be better to rethink your position on child abuse and  get it out of the way now, especially considering the incredible favor he’s been shown by the gods.

 

 

(Obviously, not serious as my money would still be on Little Shep.)

4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

How old will you be when he’s 18? Might be better to rethink your position on child abuse and  get it out of the way now, especially considering the incredible favor he’s been shown by the gods.

 

 

(Obviously, not serious as my money would still be on Little Shep.)

I will let his little wave starting ass sit with you next game. 

5 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

How old will you be when he’s 18? Might be better to rethink your position on child abuse and  get it out of the way now, especially considering the incredible favor he’s been shown by the gods.

 

 

(Obviously, not serious as my money would still be on Little Shep.)

Also I made it clear to him last night whatever single A team takes him I’m gonna be there for him but to yell bunt every pitch 

Still say I'm missing out on a great business idea. Go to a game with lilshep.

19 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Still say I'm missing out on a great business idea. Go to a game with lilshep.

He didn’t even give me an updated ball. Business plan flawed already 

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