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Great. Shit Head Buckner behind the plate doing shit head Buckner things punching out Tucker on bullshit off the plate and low.  

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3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Great. Shit Head Buckner behind the plate doing shit head Buckner things punching out Tucker on bullshit off the plate and low.  

 

he suuuuuuucks 

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

No help from the Rays today.

wont make up any ground in the guardians today 

No help incoming from the Arlington flukes either. Gonna have to take the magic number down to single digits by our lonesome. 

Is Caratini the new professional hitter?

Edited by Hornsbay22
I spell like I still live in East Texas

Intentionally walking Yordan down 5-0 in the 4th when you have 60 wins on the season seems like the biggest pussy move in baseball lol

Did Kalas just say the Rangers are getting back in the WC hunt?  They're 7 games under and 8 GB of Minn, with 5 other teams they would have to jump first.

CB pulled groin cause he acts like a fool

buckner is older than dirt, he needs to fucking retire 

i’ll take a wild guess that mlb umps have a vey generous pension plan 

Buckner is so bad, and now he can't even move. His calls will be even more horrid. 

Jake automatic out Myers doing what he does best

another great blanco outing 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Rangers aren’t even trying today
They are getting 1 hit. They also may fight if Arozarena comes up again cause he just ultrapimped a homer and Heim (and the announcers) is butthurt.
44 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Jake automatic out Myers doing what he does best

Driving in runs! 

They are getting 1 hit. They also may fight if Arozarena comes up again cause he just ultrapimped a homer and Heim (and the announcers) is butthurt.
Well he got hit on like the 6th pitch and then told his dugout to stay put lol

I was at that Derek Bell walk off. 2nd game of a doubleheader that day against Mets. Remember it like it was yesterday

Turd to close out the sweep

He swung at that. How does he get the base?

Just now, Mo Horn said:

He swung at that. How does he get the base?

Third base ump said no swing.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Third base ump said no swing.

He's a fucking idiot then

So I guess that time I tried to bunt and got hit on the hand, I should have been awarded 1B?

Eh, nope. That would be stupid AF. Unreal that that wasn't called a swing.

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fucking turd

need a dp

Can we stop pretending that Ferguson is a major league pitcher?

JFC, if we blow this game the tablet I'm watching it on may not be in one piece. 

wtf, don't go after that one too hard

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