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Man Turd got fucked there. Hopefully he can get an out without giving up runs now

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Someone needs to foul a ball off Brian O'Noras dumb face

1 minute ago, At Ease said:

Suarez has struggled of late.

And had to stand around forever waiting for that inning to end.

 

 

so of course Pena goes after the first pitch 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Someone needs to foul a ball off Brian O'Noras dumb face

There it is 

4 minutes ago, At Ease said:

Suarez has struggled of late.

 

he didn’t even break a sweat 

Frustrating. Lost opportunity.

Let's start a new win streak. 

Episode 79 is up where we talk back of the baseball card with JV and the rest of the Astros pitching. The  at the end we talk a little arch. 
 

 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

gamel to the IL 

Time to eat your cabbage 

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Time to eat your cabbage 

It’s bizarre to me that Salazar isn’t up for that 14th position player- but whatever. 

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s bizarre to me that Salazar isn’t up for that 14th position player- but whatever. 

 

yea, bring up salazer

j hey needs to be the starting LF. get him ready for the playoffs 

7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s bizarre to me that Salazar isn’t up for that 14th position player- but whatever. 

Yeah, logic left the building with Luhnow unfortunately. Although Click did briefly grab it by the tail before both were shown the door.

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

 

Our x-ray results take longer to get back than old school dropping film off to be developed. 

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Well Fox Foto was pretty quick…

35 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Our x-ray results take longer to get back than old school dropping film off to be developed. 

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Go to Eckerds on The Drag

10 days. Lol. He's done for the season. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

 

Our cutting-edge medical team started getting suspicious when leeches didn't help. 

"O'Nora missed 17 calls in the game and had the lowest correct call rate of the day."

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Fixing this medical bullshit should be Dana Brown’s #1 priority this off-season

Gamel should get a second opinion in case these dumbfucks send him to a hospital for horses.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

10 days. Lol. He's done for the season. 

Playoff hockey move...

It pains me to no end that I am forced to root for the Yankees for the next 3 days

Technically you don't have to root for shit if we just win every game

15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It pains me to no end that I am forced to root for the Yankees for the next 3 days

Wouldn't cheer for them.  They can both fuck themselves

Yainer keeps getting raped on strike calls

Yainer keeps getting raped on strike calls

That was bad
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Yainer keeps getting raped on strike calls

Hunter can live up there too.

yainer’s first word to Miller in the bottom of the inning needs to be something to the same effect 

I wish he would have swung at the one 1.5 feet high to make a point

Also not a strike

Gonna be more of this shit i see

Did we swing at a single strike? Its like they didn't watch the ABs on deck.

This ump blows already.

4 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I wish he would have swung at the one 1.5 feet high to make a point

As opposed to the one 1.25 feet high that he actually did swing at?

 

 

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1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

10 days. Lol. He's done for the season. 

Good grief. I haven’t watched much the last 4 or 5 games. Didn’t know he was that hurt. Is Meyers banged up too? 

As opposed to the one 1.25 feet high that he actually did swing at?
 
 
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Well that was the second or third one

bases loaded, 3-0 count. let me check the altuve book on base running

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yankees aren’t fucking around in seattle 

4-0 top of 2nd 

We are gonna need Yordan and Tuck each hit 2 homers to win this game

Nice inning to score a couple on bullshit lol.

We will take it

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