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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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#20855
1 minute ago, At Ease said:

Suarez has struggled of late.

And had to stand around forever waiting for that inning to end.

 

 

so of course Pena goes after the first pitch 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Someone needs to foul a ball off Brian O'Noras dumb face

There it is 

#20861

Episode 79 is up where we talk back of the baseball card with JV and the rest of the Astros pitching. The  at the end we talk a little arch. 
 

 

#20863
1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Time to eat your cabbage 

It’s bizarre to me that Salazar isn’t up for that 14th position player- but whatever. 

#20864
4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s bizarre to me that Salazar isn’t up for that 14th position player- but whatever. 

 

yea, bring up salazer

j hey needs to be the starting LF. get him ready for the playoffs 

#20865
7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s bizarre to me that Salazar isn’t up for that 14th position player- but whatever. 

Yeah, logic left the building with Luhnow unfortunately. Although Click did briefly grab it by the tail before both were shown the door.

#20866

lulz 

The Astros, who until last night had called Ben Gamel's injury a "left knee contusion," now say he sustained a left fibula fracture.

 

#20869
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

The Astros, who until last night had called Ben Gamel's injury a "left knee contusion," now say he sustained a left fibula fracture.

 

Our x-ray results take longer to get back than old school dropping film off to be developed. 

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#20871
35 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Our x-ray results take longer to get back than old school dropping film off to be developed. 

Discuss Season 4 GIF by The Simpsons

#20874
Astros placed OF Ben Gamel on the 10-day IL due to a left fibula fracture. César Salazar recalled.

10 days. Lol. He's done for the season. 

#20875
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

The Astros, who until last night had called Ben Gamel's injury a "left knee contusion," now say he sustained a left fibula fracture.

 

Our cutting-edge medical team started getting suspicious when leeches didn't help. 

#20877

Fixing this medical bullshit should be Dana Brown’s #1 priority this off-season

Gamel should get a second opinion in case these dumbfucks send him to a hospital for horses.

#20879
1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:
Astros placed OF Ben Gamel on the 10-day IL due to a left fibula fracture. César Salazar recalled.

10 days. Lol. He's done for the season. 

Playoff hockey move...

#20882
15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It pains me to no end that I am forced to root for the Yankees for the next 3 days

Wouldn't cheer for them.  They can both fuck themselves

#20887
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Yainer keeps getting raped on strike calls

Hunter can live up there too.

yainer’s first word to Miller in the bottom of the inning needs to be something to the same effect 

#20892
1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:
Astros placed OF Ben Gamel on the 10-day IL due to a left fibula fracture. César Salazar recalled.

10 days. Lol. He's done for the season. 

Good grief. I haven’t watched much the last 4 or 5 games. Didn’t know he was that hurt. Is Meyers banged up too? 

#20893
As opposed to the one 1.25 feet high that he actually did swing at?
 
 
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Well that was the second or third one
#20894

Lmao


Gotta admit, don't think I've ever seen this.#TridentsUp

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