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Putting 30+ pitches on this douche is good times

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Abreu is an embarrassment. Sit has ass down. Does he have like 2 hits total for the season so far?

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This is why Singleton doesnt need to ever hit 6th

Espada should bat whichever 1B is playing 9th.  Maybe it would shame Crane into doing something.

Whose brainiac idea was it to start a pitcher who throws no strikes?

Still I love Major League Baseball debut stories. Never be able to take this moment away from him. 

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Can Abreu just retire and put everyone out of their misery 

He has almost 40 million reasons not to 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

He has almost 40 million reasons not to 

Just spitballing here, but what's the going rate for a contract kill...?

Well this is some shitty luck to start

Man when he fucks up the spot for that sweeper it is going to be blasted to the moon

Altuve makes that play. 

I’m watching from a distance and was like “Goddamn Altuve! WTF?”

Per Ford, we just became the last team to give up a 1st inning run this year

This is about to get real ugly.

Quit showing this poor guys family. They didn't sign up for this man. Dude is way in over his head and they all know it

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Never be able to take this moment away from him. 

I’m sure he’ll cherish it for the rest of his days. 

Our GM is a fucking Idiot for the abysmal off-season 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

There’s a good chance this kid doesn’t record a single out. 

 

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He’s not making it out of this inning. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

I’m sure he’ll cherish it for the rest of his days. 

The moment right before he shit the bed man. When all the world was a possibility. 

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Abreu. In every aspect of the game. Call Yuli

Belt

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