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Someone has got to run into one. No way we string together hits

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Solid, solid effort 

Go get on the plane already

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Maybe stop throwing first pitch fastballs to lead off innings 

Or just don't throw them right down the pipe. Fuck

I'm not as excited about having an Ort any more.

At least we squeezed out the win yesterday.

At this point he’s point shaving 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Back to 3rd inning mop up duty for Ort 

Back to triple A 

on the bright side, he’ll be fresh for tomorrow’s game 

 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

on the bright side, he’ll be fresh for tomorrow’s game 

 

Mad Arthur GIF by MOODMAN

Does Sugarland play tomorrow 

Ort had the opposite of an immaculate inning...9 pitches, 3 HRs

 

Shithead

Oh please king dong Yordan

Some dueling point shaving going on. What the shit.

Gooooo Yankees!

This team gives me zero hope we can string together a great postseason. Hope they’re getting all the shit out of their system before the real baseball starts up.

12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Correa drives in 2 in the 10th.

twins need 3 outs in the bottom to keep up from dropping a game to Cleveland 

Minnesota gives up 3 only recording one out.

take the 3 seed, hope they hold on to the 6 and use the back of the rotation to win 2 games in the WC round 

BWAHAHAHAHAAH picked off at 3rd with nobody out and runners on the corners in the 10th then 2 straight Ks to end it. Jesus the Mariners suck so many balls

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

BWAHAHAHAHAAH picked off at 3rd with nobody out and runners on the corners in the 10th then 2 straight Ks to end it. Jesus the Mariners suck so many balls

 

58 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

More excusable than the previous night's idiotic attempt to steal home, but still amazingly stupid. I guess Servais wasn't their only problem. Yet somehow they're still pretty comfortably holding off Arlington for second place. Glad we're in a division of dunces. 

Magic number 6. I’m guessing it will be 2 or lower by Monday but would be nice to finish them off ourselves 

OK- so if we don't catch Cleveland and have to play in the WC series- this just in- the fighting AJ Hinches are now only 0.5 games back of the Wild Card. I doubt anyone has the slightest concern about playing them.


Also- holy shit looked up Correa's stats yesterday after the Twins lost 5-4 and Correa was 4-5 with all 4 RBI- they are awesome. He's playing good defense and he's got a 920 OPS.  Stud.  Then I looked at games played and it was like 78 and I laughed. Stud, that's made of glass. I wish him well. I really really liked him on the Astros. I hope he finishes out his career really well in Minnesota and ends up getting indcuted into the Hall of Fame (he has 44.5 WAR and he's going to be 29 for another 2 days so he is absolutely on that kind of pace) and has a great career and life. All that said, damn dude, mix in a 150 (or even 140) game season every now and again.  

Dudes games played:

99, 153, 109, 110, 75, 58, 148, 136, 135, 78 and counting

and hasn't missed a playoff game.  That is all that mattered.  

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

After yesterday we ain’t catching the Indians 

Agreed…but… can the indians lose 2 out of 1 vs Minn, 3 vs STL, 2 vs Cincy?

if so, we have a shot.

angels we can easily sweep, even in a 4 game series.

Mariners we can easily sweep, they are inventing new ways to lose

Indians: a sweep won’t be easy. But if we can pull it off, they only need to lose 2 out of the next 6.


so there it is! 10 game winning streak to end the season and Indians lose 2 of their next 6 before we sweep them.

 

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