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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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kacoochie with a great start when he didn’t have his best stuff

we better win 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Also, can someone explain why Singleton started? Why Heyward didn't?

Espada 

Thank God for Wagaman.  He’s single-handedly keeping us in this game.  

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thank God for Wagaman.  He’s single-handedly keeping us in this game.  

Four straight bunts to him would plate the winning run. But we could never get four bunts down. 

Bregman changed his walk up to George "Troubador" this home stand. Don't think this is the part thats playing when he walks up but foreshadowing?


I was a young troubador
When I rode in on a song
And I'll be an old troubador when I'm gone

Some depressing baseball.

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bregman changed his walk up to George "Troubador" this home stand. Don't think this is the part thats playing when he walks up but foreshadowing?


I was a young troubador
When I rode in on a song
And I'll be an old troubador when I'm gone

sobs GIF

Not ph Altuve for Dubon is fucking dumb

Just now, David Dennison said:

Espada, you magnificent genius.

4D chess.  He knew that the lefty would be out for the key AB of the game.  

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

4D chess.  He knew that the lefty would be out for the key AB of the game.  

Master class ending with heyward in left!

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9 attended dubs in a row

5 up.

Magic number 5

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Not updated for tonight but pretty good at this acquiring left handed starting pitching at the trade deadline
 

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Lulz at these RJ strike totals (nevermind the total pitch counts)

101…94… haha

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83-70. Magic Number down to 5. 

Possible to clinch this weekend if Mariners shit the bed in Arlington, but most likely the M's roll in next week with a glimmer of hope. IMO, we pop bottles on Tuesday.

Wild Ass prediction: Yusei never loses a game as an Astro.

 

7 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

83-70. Magic Number down to 5. 

Possible to clinch this weekend if Mariners shit the bed in Arlington, but most likely the M's roll in next week with a glimmer of hope. IMO, we pop bottles on Tuesday.

Wild Ass prediction: Yusei never loses a game as an Astro.

 

hope that's not true. With what we traded for him and what we gave up, and actually unlocking the best pitching of his career it would be nice if we signed him to something like a 3/48.  That seems fair if you look at his year in it's totality, age and all that.  If you just go by the last month since he became an Astro and say that's him that's about 1/2 of what he will probably get. If that happens next time we need to avoid trading for a guy and doubling his value.  

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

9 attended dubs in a row

I claim this one. 9-11 record 

Nothing personal but I gave you both middle finger emojis for your support of big bad Jon 

46 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

hope that's not true. With what we traded for him and what we gave up, and actually unlocking the best pitching of his career it would be nice if we signed him to something like a 3/48.  That seems fair if you look at his year in it's totality, age and all that.  If you just go by the last month since he became an Astro and say that's him that's about 1/2 of what he will probably get. If that happens next time we need to avoid trading for a guy and doubling his value.  

Give Coochie and JV both 2/44 deals. Add team option on the cooch one 

I am flying to Seattle this week and will be sporting my “Swanging & Banging” shirt. 
 

Let’s go ‘Stros

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1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I claim this one. 9-11 record 

they are 9-11 in games you have attended?  JFC please stop going lol.  

13 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I am flying to Seattle this week and will be sporting my “Swanging & Banging” shirt. 
 

Let’s go ‘Stros

 

I remember being in Seattle in 2014 at the Hilton breakfast wearing a George Springer orange jersey shirt (t shirt that had his name and number on back...Mariners were not in town when I was there so they weren't playing each other) and some fucking cunt looking at me and telling her ladyman husband "Astros?" while chortling.

10 years later and bitch who is chortling their fat ass now.  

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1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I claim this one. 9-11 record 

Are you Ken Giles? 

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