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22 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Would be so pissed if we had to play a DH tomorrow

Fuck 'em, haha

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Isn't this game completely meaningless?

Chance at 40/40 for Ramirez. 

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The Tigers can suck my dick

AJ bitchass Hinch can suck my dick and when we beat his ass I am going to Lakeland and will buy the seat next to his dugout and give him the business until I get escorted out.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Well fuck me

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No thanks ;-)

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Section 105 row 1 I think it is seat 3 because of the dugout curve but fuck that bitch

playoff mode !

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Facing the inevitable Cy Young winner in game 1 of the Wild Card isn't a great start to the playoffs.  On the bright side, the last time Skubal started at Minute Maid, he lost 0-4 and Hunter Brown threw 7 shutout innings with 5 hits and 0 walks. 

I'd prefer not to play the hottest team in baseball, the probably Cy Young winner, and a World Series winning manager, but whatever.

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd prefer not to play the hottest team in baseball, the probably Cy Young winner, and a World Series winning manager, but whatever.

This is not what Ric Flair would say.

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

This is not what Ric Flair would say.

Whoa. As soon as I submitted this, Tony Fn Romo said it on the Chefs Chargers broadcast. 

We're in the matrix. 

16 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Well fuck me

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There goes the playoff share for Moonlight Gusto

35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd prefer not to play the hottest team in baseball, the probably Cy Young winner, and a World Series winning manager, but whatever.

Little dick energy much like AJ Hinch

If it goes to game 3, watch Hinch not use Skubal after he's warmed up in the bullpen.

They also arent the hottest team in the league since Friday....just sayin

48 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd prefer not to play the hottest team in baseball, the probably Cy Young winner, and a World Series winning manager, but whatever.

 

bitch, please. light the candle 

 

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47 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd prefer not to play the hottest team in baseball, the probably Cy Young winner, and a World Series winning manager, but whatever.

I'm sure the prospect of playing against 2 rookie managers on this side of the bracket has a little to do with the Tigers decision to lay down. I'm just surprised the Royals didn't do the same. Oh well, Orioles/Yanks on the other side should be fun to watch. 

44 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

There goes the playoff share for Moonlight Gusto

I was just thinking what if he never gets another chance.  

We are going to push their shit in. Fuck em. They want the smoke, choo choo motherfucker.

5 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

 

Correction: both games. 

I really do hate how I invest 400-500 hours of my spring/summer in to this team and then get screwed  in to having to take off of work to be able to watch the most important games of the year. 

Its a blessing to me.

32 or 28 hour work week this week!

I really do hate how I invest 400-500 hours of my spring/summer in to this team and then get screwed  in to having to take off of work to be able to watch the most important games of the year. 
Agreed. The NBA doesn't have non-weekemd playoff day games.

The NBA also starts games at 930 at night

10 minutes ago, cabowabo said:
16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
I really do hate how I invest 400-500 hours of my spring/summer in to this team and then get screwed  in to having to take off of work to be able to watch the most important games of the year. 

Agreed. The NBA doesn't have non-weekemd playoff day games.

NBA is played indoors and MLB can’t have a postseason that runs 2 months like the NBA (and would be awful )

 

I just want to see the numbers that show rating /dollars are better this way than putting them all in primetime on weeknights. 
baseball is still a regional sport  and I’m willing to be your overall viewership is higher with two games going on in primetime at the same time vs 2 afternoon games when most of America is at work.

Altuve and Bregman feast on aces in the playoffs. Not expecting that to change Tuesday

Altuve-

Sale x2
Kluber
Severino when he was Yanks #1
Snell
Scherzer

Also notable starters:
Morton
Glasnow x2

Vid is through 2021 WS

2024 Astros by the numbers:

Record: 88-73
Home: 46-35
Road: 42-38
Series record: 27-22-2
Sweeps: 10-5
Scoring 4 or more: 76-18
Scoring 3 or fewer: 12-55
Shutouts: 11-8
1-run games: 18-27
2-run games: 16-15
Vs. LHPs: 26-21
Vs. RHPs: 62-52
Day: 28-29
Night: 60-44
Scoring first: 64-23
Don’t score first: 24-50
Outhit opponent: 70-19
Get outhit: 11-44
Equal hits: 7-10
When hitting HR: 70-42
No HR: 18-31
Lead after 8 innings: 80-3
Tied after 8 innings: 8-14
Trailing after 8 innings: 0-56

Bregman:

Sale x2

Kershaw

Kluber

Snell

Strasberg x2

Bassitt

Wheeler

Mongomery

Scherzer

 

 

Notable Starter:

Bauer

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

2024 Astros by the numbers:

Record: 88-73
Home: 46-35
Road: 42-38
Series record: 27-22-2
Sweeps: 10-5
Scoring 4 or more: 76-18
Scoring 3 or fewer: 12-55
Shutouts: 11-8
1-run games: 18-27
2-run games: 16-15
Vs. LHPs: 26-21
Vs. RHPs: 62-52
Day: 28-29
Night: 60-44
Scoring first: 64-23
Don’t score first: 24-50
Outhit opponent: 70-19
Get outhit: 11-44
Equal hits: 7-10
When hitting HR: 70-42
No HR: 18-31
Lead after 8 innings: 80-3
Tied after 8 innings: 8-14
Trailing after 8 innings: 0-56

I saw “Lead after 8 innings: 80-3” and thought ‘damn that’s way better than I expected’ and then saw “Tied after 8 innings: 8-14” and thought ‘that’s more like it.’

And I know we’ve commented on this next one throughout the season, but damn:

”Trailing after 8 innings: 0-56”

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