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Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Tucker fucking blowssssss. That dude isn’t getting a huge contract unless someone is a moron. 

Youre Gravely Mistaken Luke Skywalker GIF by Star Wars

Detroit isn't going to have anyone left tomorrow, IF the astros pull this out.

 

nojinx

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Just now, TOR said:

Detroit isn't going to have anyone left tomorrow.

Everyone only pitched 1 inning. They can all go again tomorrow. 

Been fine....but you run Pressly/Hader out there with a one run lead....my butthole is now puckered

STRIKE 3!

not only the audio, all the strike zone graphics are gone too

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

That is the worst throw from the outfield that I've ever seen.

 

Can I introduce you to one Jake Myers?

I want to see JP sprint speed. That was flying

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Can we send Tucker back to the IL?

Seems most fans here would agree

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Everyone only pitched 1 inning. They can will all go again tomorrow. 

 

Don't mind Rockethorn, his default response is blank fucking sucks.

oh goddammit

damnit, that was a dp ball

Seems most fans here would agree
Only if he takes Pressly with him
Just now, kevwun said:

Don't mind Rockethorn, his default response is blank fucking sucks.

Gets a neg every time.

DP would be nice here.

 

omfg

Edited by TOR

Trade Tuckers worthless ass. 
trade Frambers worthless ass. 
trade Presley’s worthless ass. 

wtf yainer

very maldylike

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5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

King Suck!  🤬 

Tucker has been horrible in the postseason since the 2022 playoffs

Just now, mycox said:

Tucker has been horrible in the postseason since the 2022 playoffs

Don’t say anyone sucks or you’ll get negged by guadapussy

Pressly’s given up a single.  That was a DP ball and then a passed ball by Diaz. I’m all for giving Pressly hell when he’s shit, but he’s been good.

Edited by IDIOTsavant

Just now, Lat22 said:

Can you blow a save in the 8th?

No but you can get a loss

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