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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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No doubt this will be an excellent managerial decision.

If we lose i hope i never see that 55 fuck in an Astros uniform ever again

Just now, Scraps said:

If we lose i hope i never see that 55 fuck in an Astros uniform ever again

Whoa whoa calm down. Don’t say any Astro sucks. 

Good thing Hader threw 20 pitches yesterday.

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Pressly’s given up a single.  That was a DP ball and then a passed ball by Diaz. I’m all for giving Pressly hell when he’s shit, but he’s been good.

A 4 pitch walk is anything but good.

Pressly might have this great postseason record, but none of us is surprised by today's disaster. All year he's been ordinary. I think even our guys could hit him. 

I know we love our Stros, but this 2024 version is just so... stupid

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Pressly might have this great postseason record, but none of us is surprised by today's disaster. All year he's been ordinary. I think even our guys could hit him. 

That might be a bridge too far. 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Blown holds need to become a stat.

they're called blown saves

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

A 4 pitch walk is anything but good.

One it was 5 pitches and two it was after my post.

strikes fuckhead

The 2 games of this series have been a really accurate microcosm of the season.

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That might be a bridge too far. 

Not all of our guys, I mean. 

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

FIRE ESPADA NOW

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This bye week fucking sucks.

I'm going to spring training next year to cuss Espada out instead

Going out like our bullpen came in to start the season

 

he was on that fastball from the beginning.

why did they keep going to it ?

$95 million for Hader is the worst misallocation of Astros resources since Carlos Lee.

Oh well.  October is for College Football anyway.  No more distractions.

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Pressly might have this great postseason record, but none of us is surprised by today's disaster. All year he's been ordinary. I think even our guys could hit him. 

Almost everything about this team is so hateable this year. 
be a really interesting offseason. 

well, the organizational strategy to overpay for old guys and relief pitchers (because they will take short contracts) and never sign anyone else is coming home to roost

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Oh well, will we get better in the off-season?? or just sit on our hands. guess we'll have to see. 

Fuk. Thanks, Hader and Press.  Couldn't let me enjoy a lead for an inning. 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

$95 million for Hader is the worst misallocation of Astros resources since Carlos Lee.

58.5 million to Abreu is right up there.

You know it’s not your year when you finally score two runs and I mean struggled to score two runs when we could have scored more then follow it up with giving up 4 on a wild pitch and some scrub gets a triple off our stud closer. Not our year.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Oh well.  October is for College Football anyway.  No more distractions.

Yep. I won’t have to wear my Astros hat to Dallas next weekend. 

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