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Wonder if he could have scored on that slow grounder Witt threw to 1st

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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I’m having a david aldridge moment hearing wander suero’s name

We are gonna lose another game we had no business losing arent we

Damn Jake what are you swinging at?

All up to the new guy.  And his name is Wander.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

We are gonna lose another game we had no business losing arent we

You know recent history says we can't beat a team as bad as KC. 

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

We are gonna lose another game we had no business losing arent we

Phil Hartman Yes GIF

Lulz, my new second least? favorite Wander.  It's close.

If you have to pinch hit for your 1B, he probably shouldn’t be your 1B.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

If you have to pinch hit for both of your 1B, they probably shouldn’t be your 1B.

fifm

What a complete shit show of a performance by our manager. Offense absent for most of the game. Sucks.

Perez seems to kill us. Don't let him kill us
He killed us

turned it off right when myers whiffed, new what was coming.

gross

Why didn't Hader pitch the 10th?  Is every reliever completely incapable of pitching more than 1 inning?  

Can we just have Abreu fake a career ending injury and DFA Singleton? 

I can't get over the decision to pinch hit Singleton for Dubon... which then left us with Meyers batting with the game on the line in the 10th (and looking completely lost doing it)

5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

This is a team full of absolute pansies.

Dana Brown baseball for you. 

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

Can we just have Abreu fake a career ending injury and DFA Singleton? 

I can't get over the decision to pinch hit Singleton for Dubon... which then left us with Meyers batting with the game on the line in the 10th (and looking completely lost doing it)

definitely a page from Dusty's book

Espada is in over his head and he reeks of Dusty. Our GM is a useless, powerless yes man. I see nothing that gives me reason to believe either one of them know how to fix 1B or our shitty bench. 

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

Why didn't Hader pitch the 10th?  Is every reliever completely incapable of pitching more than 1 inning?  

because these world class athletes will get injured man.  I mean in the 80s guys went 200+ innings with no issues, now the water and global warming etc has changed human biology. 

Espada is managing like it's a home game, which is fucking idiotic.  Abreu can fuck off.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

MLBPAA membership (for $25) can get you 25% off MLBShop.com orders (jerseys included, although they’d have to pay me 25% off to get me to want one of those Nike/fanatics abominations)

58 minutes ago, WBT said:

QT as the Royals sleeve patch is funny.  Bucee's should try to get in on that shit.

Man you throw that buck tooth beaver logo on a jersey sleeve and you’d rake in enough cash to blow by Dodger-levels of spending

9 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Espada is in over his head and he reeks of Dusty. Our GM is a useless, powerless yes man. I see nothing that gives me reason to believe either one of them know how to fix 1B or our shitty bench. 

This X 1000. The Astros are what the Texans used to be. Astros have a general manager that is reactive, content to run out substandard players in positions we knew were weak, failing to churn the roster or make any moves with a 1B who is hitting 2-33 to start the season, topped off with David Culley/Lovie Smith quality coaching. Espada and Dana are crashing this team’s present and future into the mountain with the course set by Bagwell and Jerry Jones Crane. Every major decision made after winning the title in 2022 has been an unmitigated disaster. This is how dynasties die.

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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

The Astros are what the Texans used to be. Uninspired coaching and reactive player acquisition and development with no long term plan. Espada and Dana are crashing this team’s present and future into the mountain with the course set by Bagwell and Jerry Jones Crane. 

Ouch. A scathing indictment. And 100% accurate. 

42 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i miss Neris x Infinity

He has a 7.36 ERA.

(And before you say you miss Maton, he has a 10.13 ERA)

14 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Why didn't Hader pitch the 10th?  Is every reliever completely incapable of pitching more than 1 inning?  

Ask Musgrove 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Lolz at thinking we know anything about this team on April 9.

Wake up, smell the coffee and open your eyes. This team is not the same one we fell in love with the past 7 years. It still has quality pieces but has been wrecked by the last 2 managers, current GM and ownership. This team will be lucky to win 85 games.

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

He has a 7.36 ERA.

(And before you say you miss Maton, he has a 10.13 ERA)

it's the club, Neris fit here much better and the numbers would be great. 

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