Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 23.7k
  • Views 942.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Etexhorn13
    Etexhorn13

    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

  • Guadaloopy
    Guadaloopy

  • Planet Houston
    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

Posted Images

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Part of me wants to see what we can get for Bregman and Tucker.


should have moved chas when we had the chance. Resigned straw for the min

get trevor bauer - this call up pitchers isn't working

Just now, n64ra said:

get trevor bauer - this call up pitchers isn't working

 

IMG_1530.gif

did they just go to a commercial during an at bat again

get trevor bauer - this call up pitchers isn't working
Negged
Just now, Smax said:

did they just go to a commercial during an at bat again

yes

did they just go to a commercial during an at bat again
Its not space city its your provider. This has not happened to me yet
1 minute ago, WBT said:

yes

XFinity here. They did that last night also. 

1 minute ago, DoobieWah said:

XFinity here. They did that last night also. 

 

yeah I'm streaming xfinity, they did it at least 3 times last night, amateur hour here 

So it's weird.

My wife doesn't care for sports. Doesn't care about baseball. Gets mad at me when I try to talk about it, frankly. Absolute disdain for the entire enterprise. No interest whatsoever.

And yet somehow she is in tune with the Astros' pitching right now... she, too, is serving meatballs for dinner.

Just now, Rimbo said:

So it's weird.

My wife doesn't care for sports. Doesn't care about baseball. Gets mad at me when I try to talk about it, frankly. Absolute disdain for the entire enterprise. No interest whatsoever.

And yet somehow she is in tune with the Astros' pitching right now... she, too, is serving meatballs for dinner.

I caught my wife sleeping with Henley too.

Kalas crying about pitchers taxed.


FUCKING PITCH BETTER THEN

Well shit if they gave up i guess i should too

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Well shit if they gave up i guess i should too


Astros Social Media Team going strong ….


👀👀👀👀

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

 

IMG_1530.gif

 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:
1 hour ago, n64ra said:
get trevor bauer - this call up pitchers isn't working

Negged

enjoy losing

10 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Dana Brown knows from experience a team can tread water until the AS break and still win a WS.

That is panic inducing, but it is what it is.

Is it still too early to fret David? The plane is crashing in the mountain. God damn this team is pissing me off. You expect your GM to fucking be proactive and not just say “all Is well” in the face of substandard play. The Astros front office used to be led by one of the smartest men I have ever had the pleasure of meeting in person with a team of Ivy League grads backing him up. Now we have a mental midget in charge and have gutted the analytical brains of the operation in favor of traditional baseball guys who use their gut. That’s why the foundation of this dynasty is crumbling and the championship window is being closed shut. 

Edited by Macklemore

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Is it still early David? The plane is crashing in the mountain. This team is  it fine. God damn this team is pissing me off.

Yes, it's still early. It's game 13 out of 162.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Checks on Longhorn game . . . 

Oh No Facepalm GIF

It's a cruel game.

Get 'em tomorrow

53 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Astros Social Media Team going strong ….


👀👀👀👀

LOL. The Texans during their absolute lowest point never resorted to that crap. That is a pussy move on the level of Rodney Terry horns down. 

Edited by Macklemore

21 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Is it still too early to fret David? The plane is crashing in the mountain. God damn this team is pissing me off. You expect your GM to fucking be proactive and not just say “all Is well” in the face of substandard play. The Astros front office used to be led by one of the smartest men I have ever had the pleasure of meeting in person with a team of Ivy League grads backing him up. Now we have a mental midget in charge and have gutted the analytical brains of the operation in favor of traditional baseball guys who use their gut. That’s why the foundation of this dynasty is crumbling and the championship window is being closed shut. 

What do you expect Dana Brown to say?  “We’re fucked!  Our rookie manager is cursed with every move he makes blowing up in his face, our payroll is maxed out with bad contracts put in place by our meddling owner, our farm system is trash due to cheating punishments and trades forced by the meddling owner, and we have 9 pitchers on the injured list!  WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!?!?”

The 9 losses have come from an array of causes.  Early on it was elite relievers melting down.  Lately it’s been starters not giving the team a chance, and all along the offense has been hitting extremely well but not scoring runs in the highest leverage situations.

The team could get a big morale boost if/when Verlander comes back healthy.  But so far this is an expected 7-5 team that had luck fuck em in the ass.

41 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Is it still too early to fret David? The plane is crashing in the mountain. God damn this team is pissing me off. You expect your GM to fucking be proactive and not just say “all Is well” in the face of substandard play. The Astros front office used to be led by one of the smartest men I have ever had the pleasure of meeting in person with a team of Ivy League grads backing him up. Now we have a mental midget in charge and have gutted the analytical brains of the operation in favor of traditional baseball guys who use their gut. That’s why the foundation of this dynasty is crumbling and the championship window is being closed shut. 

How'd that work out?

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

How'd that work out?

Beautifully. 2 WS titles and 4 pennants directly attributable the greatness of the 🐐. The way Luhnow was scapegoated was despicable. He should have never been fired. Tell me, how’s Danaball going?

Edited by Macklemore

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Beautifully. 2 WS titles and 4 pennants directly attributable the greatness of the 🐐 How’s Danaball going?

It's a shame he couldn't stick around.

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

so what happened to the Ivy League data guys? 

dispersed around the league 

quite a few at Baltimore if I member correctly

28 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Beautifully. 2 WS titles and 4 pennants directly attributable the greatness of the 🐐. The way Luhnow was scapegoated was despicable. He should have never been fired. Tell me, how’s Danaball going?

Shakespeare couldn't have written a tragedy of that scale.

4 minutes ago, Pablo said:

dispersed around the league 

quite a few at Baltimore if I member correctly

Sig Mejdal was a huge loss.  

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Sig Mejdal was a huge loss.  

yeah, seems really big now

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.