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Just now, BrickTop said:

This is fucking embarrassing dude got shelled last start too, bullpen is gonna die at this rate

Make him throw 100 pitches. 

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I think he is about to eat about 12 ER today

3 hours ago, uoftorange said:

Correct.  

Some of y'all simply don't deserve this team.  Every time I see Astros fans get dragged for being little bitches I get pissed, then read this thread and realize our fans fucking suck.  Of course all fan groups suck when you get down to it.  The Astros can go 0-162 and I'll be disappointed but wouldn't lose a single second of sleep.  They have given me something I wanted my whole life and then got there 3 more times and did it again.  The Rangers spent ungodly amounts of money as did the Dodgers to get where they are right now. 

No front office stays together more than a few years if they are successful.  It could have been the greatest culture on earth and Sig and Stearns would have left.  Luhnow might still be here, and I hate that he's not.  The Astros should have stuck with him like the Red Sox did with Cora.  And if the culture in the office was good they would have.  It wasn't.  It was cut throat and so Crane's hands were tied.  And honestly 80% of you would have done the same thing.  Personally I would have told the commissioner to pound sand.  He has only the authority the owners allow him to have.  

I'm not asking people to pretend like better moves couldn't have been made, of course in hindsight that's true.  But ALL of you thought Abreu was at least the right signing.  Maybe not the best contract, but it was lauded EVERYWHERE, including here.  Same can be said for many of the moves.  Montero was ultimately a below market rate deal and had been outstanding the year before.  Even when they go and get Hader there is whining and bitching for getting the best closer in baseball.  The truth is if the team doesn't go 120-42 and sweep every Playoff series it isn't enough for some of you.  And it's a fucking beating to read.

Look, that season we had with 90 losses a dozen years or so ago was fun. It was fun because you could see Keuchel and Springer building up the team (and Correa in the minors) and you KNEW we were on the way out of a hole.

The road back down is no fun. And it's not just bad luck. It's that we know that of the talent we have now can't do it, we're gonna have to rebuild. Owner's chat about "window never closing as long as I own the team" sounds more like a guy who is unaware of reality than a guy who's showing determination.

We've lost a lot of the pieces that got us here, the farm is empty, and while we have some great players, they're either well past their prime and gonna spend half the season injured, or they're younger guys we ought to look into trading to get the farm rebuilt again so they don't end up wasting their best years on a shit team (see also: The Angels).

Don't tell me I'm not a good fan because I'm aware of reality.

Start taking calls on everyone not named Alvarez, Diaz, and Altuve.
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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Start taking calls on everyone not named Alvarez, Diaz, and Altuve.

Keep Altuve for the sentimental value, but you gotta listen on everyone else.  We aren't gonna be good again in Yordan or Yainer's window.

Edited by Chuckie Finster

Good thing we didn't get any starting pitching in the off-season

This dude isn't even going to be able to eat innings lmao

He won't, but it's gonna take 40 pitches to get through the first.  He's gonna be at 100 pitches by no later than the 4th if that.  Gonna be a position player pitching game.  I remember when they made the other team do that.

My solution

Go down big one game on purpose(if needed). Put jose abreu in to pitch. Blow his elbow out. Tommy john. Misses the rest of his contract.

Or push him out of the plane
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Wtfffffffff just got a text from Dad in ALL CAPS about the score. 

1 minute ago, BrickTop said:

Hunter Brown looks shell shocked


11 fucking hits 

That’s a 121.5 ERA for Brown today, assuming Seth can get out of this.

Wonder what the live Astros ML is 
I'm in for $10...just give me my 1/10th cut when it happens

Probably would set me for retirement
Hunter Brown shouldn't start another game.

He needs the Alek Manoah treatment
3 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Brown off to a great start this year.

7.2 IP, 23 hits, 7 BB, 14 ER. 

Don't forget his 3.91 WHIP.  3 fucking starts to get to 7.2 innings.

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This team has regressed by a decade 

On 3/28/2024 at 8:36 AM, Seasick Sailor said:

Time to avenge 2023. Last season was a slog for the most part. Hoping 2024 is more enjoyable. 

Yeah, not so far. Holy fuck. 

I fucking hate this team this year. We have lost our edge. That’s what you get by replacing clutch badasses with guys who have no heart like Abreu and Singleton. What an embarrassment. Clean house top to bottom. Singleton starting and getting ABs as a pinch hitter is all the proof you need that our GM and manager are idiots and have no clue what they’re doing. 

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14 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Brown off to a great start this year.

7.2 IP, 23 hits, 7 BB, 14 ER. 

Video game stats.

If you're 4.

29 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Keep Altuve for the sentimental value, but you gotta listen on everyone else.  We aren't gonna be good again in Yordan or Yainer's window.

Jose’s gonna go out as an astro the same way he came in, isn’t he? (Part of 100+ loss teams)

48 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

There are 149 games left for the Astros, to finish 95-67 they would need to go 91-58.

That’s a pipe dream. This team is going nowhere.

11 got damn hits?

They should make Abreu pitch an inning.

You're gonna contribute something, you fat piece of shit.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

That’s a pipe dream. This team is going nowhere.

I'm not there yet, but I'm moving quickly in that direction.

 

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