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Favorite Suero as an Astros player moment? That time he lost a game....or that time he lost a game?

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Oh boy Kuhnel.  Really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

Color me crazy, but signing and then releasing multiple major league relievers in the span of a week doesn't seem like a sign of a well-run organization.

25 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Color me crazy, but signing and then releasing multiple major league relievers in the span of a week doesn't seem like a sign of a well-run organization.

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Man, it’s looking like pretty much every move Brown made this off-season besides Caratini has blown up.*
 

*Hader I’m fully crediting to Crane.

5 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Man, it’s looking like pretty much every move Brown made this off-season besides Caratini has blown up.*
 

*Hader I’m fully crediting to Crane.

Every move since winning the World Series including firing Click. 

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We have to lick into a win at some point 

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Jeff Bagwell will be in the Space City Home Network booth for this series against the Rangers while Geoff Blum enjoys his time as a patron at a golf tournament.
 

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2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Oh boy Kuhnel.  Really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

His bowling team is gonna be mad he can’t roll tomorrow 

Angel Hernandez is the home plate umpire for Astros-Rangers tonight

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Angel Hernandez is the home plate umpire for Astros-Rangers tonight

Can verify this. Now I wanna sit in diamond club 

Angel Hernandez is the home plate umpire for Astros-Rangers tonight
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I’m watching two different Texas @ Houston baseball games. Pulling for Houston in the MLB game and Texas in the college game. Currently the bad guys lead 1-0 in both games 

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This early in the season and the announcers already need days off? I really can't listening to Bagwell.

How do you lead the league in hits and have a 4-10 record. Cause baseball

King Tuck 

Bagwell assuring us that everything is going to be OK

OMFG, not even close to being strike 3. Angel gonna Angel

Yeah LMJ is coming end of July!

Other than the obvious lulz... I was thinking....bruh if we go 4-10 every 14 games July aint gonna make a shit

Put everyone on for Adolis...smart

That ball 4 pitch was so bad not even Angel could call it a strike

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Fuck me.

Picked a helluva first game of the season to go to

 

(we probably win by 8 )

Maybe THEY’ll win by 8!

So when do we start a fire the GM thread. 
 

it’s like we all knew this would happen but we still hoped for the best 

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Fuck me.

Picked a helluva first game of the season to go to

 

(we probably win by 8 )


please don’t goto anymore games 

25 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Bagwell assuring us that everything is going to be OK

Please see above....

Man, just shitty baseball.

Just not even competitive.

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