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Bielak is gonna hit 100 innings before the asb.

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3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Bielak is gonna hit 100 innings before the asb.


his arm will fall off before then

If you don't have starting pitchers, it's hard to win. If you don't play good defense, it's hard to win. If you don't hit with RISP....

I don’t have much confidence in kuhnil 

Bases loaded and no fucking outs

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

If we were at an all you can eat challenge at Golden Corral, he would be my choice.

If it wasn't Wrigley I would fucking cancel my trip to go see these dudes in about a week. Colossal waste of money at the moment


Instead i like self torture and will be there all 3 games

Okay let’s get 5 here.

Angel dumbass strikes calls still piss me off even if we do suck

Watching Yanier play more makes me infuriated at dusty. I'll always be convinced he cost the Astros a w.s. title by playing maldy. Also blame falls at the feet of crane, Reggie and Bagwell for allowing dusty to screw it up

3 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Watching Yanier play more makes me infuriated at dusty. I'll always be convinced he cost the Astros a w.s. title by playing maldy. Also blame falls at the feet of crane, Reggie and Bagwell for allowing dusty to screw it up

if they win one damn home game, the WS would be cake. 

To my defense i thought Altuve was coming up not a AA player



Kuhnel with that # change. As if thats why he sucks

Holy strikes zones man.

Just checked in and saw the score.  This unfortunately isn’t fair but sports is a performance business and running out this rotation is fireable, particularly when you could have signed Snell or Montgomery and all it cost was money.  

38 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If you don't have starting pitchers, it's hard to win. If you don't play good defense, it's hard to win. If you don't hit with RISP....

Right

but why can’t we do all 3 at once? Why do we have to do each one separately 

33 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If it wasn't Wrigley I would fucking cancel my trip to go see these dudes in about a week. Colossal waste of money at the moment


Instead i like self torture and will be there all 3 games

Better than the money I’m dropping to go to Mexico City.

26 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Watching Yanier play more makes me infuriated at dusty. I'll always be convinced he cost the Astros a w.s. title by playing maldy. Also blame falls at the feet of crane, Reggie and Bagwell for allowing dusty to screw it up

His inability to throw out runners is going to be a problem though. 
almost as bad as watching my son’s 10U league 

Edited by UTexasFight

Jesus, Kuhnel needs to get on his Peloton. He’s looking like he about to drop dead 

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

Baggy will be a great new GM. 

Jose Abreu agrees

9 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Just checked in and saw the score.  This unfortunately isn’t fair but sports is a performance business and running out this rotation is fireable, particularly when you could have signed Snell or Montgomery and all it cost was money.  

I don't think those decisions were made by someone who can be fired.

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bagwell has CTE

Actually, years of steroid and coke abuse. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I don't think those decisions were made by someone who can be fired.

Exactly. That's the problem

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Right

but why can’t we do all 3 at once? Why do we have to do each one separately 

 

Nm. We got this all covered tonight 

 

I got my rally cap on. 
Hopefully over your eyes

I didn't see the start. 

Did we wet the infield dirt enough? 

I haven't been on thread this year till today. 

Is there any chance the Astros make the move and train Yanier to play first base?

He’s way too good of a hitter to let his body break down in catching. 

Like they did with Biggio. 

Just now, Overlord said:

I haven't been on thread this year till today. 

Is there any chance the Astros make the move and train Yanier to play first base?

He’s way too good of a hitter to let his body break down in catching. 

Like they did with Biggio. 

And i like to think we have just an opening in that spot next year. 

23 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

His inability to throw out runners is going to be a problem though. 
almost as bad as watching my son’s 10U league 


inability to handle a pitching staff, he’ll get better 

Edited by tx 3 putt

5 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

these super fat ERAs are fascinating. 

Astros Starters:

1. Verlander - IL
2. Valdez - IL
3. Javier (1.10 ERA)
4. McCullers - IL
5. Garcia - IL
6. Urquidy - IL
7. Brown (16.43 ERA)
8. France (8.16 ERA as of 3 IP)
9. Blanco (0.00 ERA)
10. Bielak (Long guy now)
11. Arrighetti (1 ML start, 21.00 ERA)

We suck so bad now Koe Wetzel is playing 3rd against us

Welp. Here we go. Gonna start the bean war

Love the stare down, love the flip.

Fuck ‘em.

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