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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Yeah idk if I would have pinched hit for Myers. Let’s see what the young buck can do. The more live action the better. 
 

but hey I’m Monday morning QB’n , it’s his job 

The lefty righty shit pisses me off when you pinch hit with someone as worthless as Singleton. Guy should be parking cars.

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GDI and not the Global Defense Initiative from Command & Conquer

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

The lefty righty shit pisses me off when you pitch hit with someone as worthless as Singleton. Guy should be parking cars.

Why he's on the roster, I will never know.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why do you pinch hit jake ?

He saw your Costco hats 

Loading the fucking bases every inning seems like a bad strategy

15 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Good thing we didn’t go after more arms and stuck with guys we all hoped would get better this year. Valdez and Javier are gonna be ass.

No they aren't 

lol. This will be the season we all wish dusty was around.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

No they aren't 

You’ve convinced me!

8 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Yeah idk if I would have pinched hit for Myers. Let’s see what the young buck can do. The more live action the better. 
 

but hey I’m Monday morning QB’n , it’s his job 

 

6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

The lefty righty shit pisses me off when you pinch hit with someone as worthless as Singleton. Guy should be parking cars.

Singleton shouldn't be on the fucking roster.  Espada is tainted by Dusty like I feared.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

lol. This will be the season we all wish dusty was around.

You’ve convinced me!

0-162

Just now, WBT said:

 

Singleton shouldn't be on the fucking roster.  Espada is tainted by Dusty like I feared.

He seems to have gotten Hinch's captain hook tendencies with regards to pitching and thank fucking god Maldonado is on the south side because he seems to have gotten lineup/pinch hit tendencies from Dusty.

Basically the worst of both worlds #doomed

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

lol. This will be the season we all wish dusty was around.

lolno

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

 

A) Why why why is Jon Singleton in Major League Baseball, let alone getting meaningful pinch-hit ABs on opening day for a team that’s been to 7 straight LCS’?!

b) if he’s on the roster and you insist on pinch hitting him it should only be if you need a grand slam or some shit to get you back in a game.

not in tie game with RISP.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Who pitches the 8th?


i woke up from my nap, im ready

Needed that one to bang off the wall 

Let Meyers hit.  All the offseason talk about Brown/Espada being behind him to give him confidence out the window in Game 1.  You think Meyers doesn't know how much Singleton sucks?

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who pitches the 8th?

This

Just now, WBT said:

Let Meyers hit.  All the offseason talk about Brown/Espada being behind him to give him confidence out the window in Game 1.  You think Meyers doesn't know how much Singleton sucks?


it’ll be the first question post game

I could do with Abreu hitting 7th and Diaz hitting 5th. I bet we end up there at some point in time. 

Who is Tayler Scott?  Fitting right in falling behind 3-0

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I could do with Abreu hitting 7th and Diaz hitting 5th. I bet we end up there at some point in time. 

Add in Pena in 9th until he proves he can hit again and we are in agreement

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Who is Tayler Scott?  Fitting right in falling behind 3-0

Yeah I had to go look at his stats #oof

Ford: his parents are here all the way from South Africa

Sparky: G'day mate

Ford: not only wrong country but wrong continent 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Walk Soto to get to Judge.

Solid plan.

I mean, it is

Fuck it time to load up the motorcycle trailer it ain't worth getting into Houston late over this dumpster conflagration #fuck

I love to second and third guess and give me 9 cents where it’s never appreciated. Would have preferred to see Loperfido in that Singleton AB

Good for that dude....better than Pressly today

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Ford: his parents are here all the way from South Africa

Sparky: G'day mate

Ford: not only wrong country but wrong continent 

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Also 95% of yall wanted Espada so don't be crying now bitches lol

Why was Diaz not getting the majority of the starts last year?

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Also 95% of yall wanted Espada so don't be crying now bitches lol

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