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#4601

Sometimes the answer is that you don't have enough guys who hit the ball well enough. Stay tuned for more brilliant analysis. 

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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#4603
11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:
Justin Verlander on the rash of pithcer injuries:"...I think the game has changed a lot, it would be easiest to blame the pitch clock, in reality everything has a little bit of influence, the biggest thing is the style of pitching has changed so much, everyone is throwing as…

 

He's talking a big game here, but he didn't back it up today.  He got two batters in on his third time through the lineup and didn't retire the 1-2 hitters once.  He Houdini'd his way out of two situations with at least two on and no outs and had just gotten himself into a third.  He was LUCKY to have a zero on the board and got saved from an L by Montero.

#4605
1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

If I see another rolled over bouncer to the left side, I'm gonna puke.

Our LHH should roll over bouncers to the right side as a change of pace.

#4607

I just want yall to know I hate every last one of you.  

 

But that's just because I hate everyone and everything in the world right now.

#4613
4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yordan gonna go yard so we can add another 1-run L to the collection.

Instead of losing yet another one in extras? Don't count that option out just yet. 

#4625
17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Have we thrown out anyone caught stealing this year ?

1 I think.

and a rundown or 2

#4627
16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Have we thrown out anyone caught stealing this year ?

I know of one in the last series.  I can't remember who it was, but the guy stole second.  The announcers said that we had not thrown anyone out all year and the guy tried to steal third.  Diaz threw him out.  It was kind of insulting though.  Just daring us to try to throw someone out trying to steal.

#4631
So, as I tweeted yesterday, last AL Wildcard in 2023 had 89 wins. Right now, trailing today, the #Astros have 7 wins.So it’s fair to wonder if this team is capable of going 82-54 the rest of the way.It’s not as “early” as we think.This org has about 4-6 weeks to figure it out. https://t.co/ahalnEoI4r

 

#4636

This is hard core suckitude.  Singleton’s inability to barrel and elevate is going to end his career.  He’s badass at taking pitches knowing when to swing but he fucking rolls over everything.

#4637

Good news: the offense should go nuts in Mexico City.

bad news: we still have to pitch…. And the Rockies are used to playing in thin air…. Although maybe not that thin…. Mexico City sits ~ half a mile higher than Denver. 

 

#4639
Just now, UTexasFight said:

Good news: the offense should go nuts in Mexico City.

bad news: we still have to pitch…. And the Rockies are used to playing in thin air…. Although maybe not that thin…. Mexico City sits ~ half a mile higher than Denver. 

 

Let's see if Yordan can nail a 500 footer into the stands, and that be the spark that ignites a fire in this team that burns until they win the World Series in November! 

#4640
1 minute ago, Snake Diggity said:

This is hard core suckitude.  Singleton’s inability to barrel and elevate is going to end his career.  He’s badass at taking pitches knowing when to swing but he fucking rolls over everything.

He’ll have 2-3 dongs in Mexico City….

unless he rides line with Espada deciding the altitude is a good place to hope Abreu gets under one or two to try and a light a spark (that will immediately be put back out at MMP).

#4642

On the bright side, remember all the handwringing last season about the fact that the Astros couldn’t win at home even though we dominated on the road? Well thanks to the sweep in Chicago, we are officially better at home than away!

#4643

This Fuckin shit that you can't win a pennant in April. But you sure as Hell can lose one.

#4644
8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

At what point record-wise do you start selling?

But wait....aren't we gonna re-sign Bregman?

#4645

Yordan squaring to bunt in the 9th inning tells you all you need to know about this shitty team.

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#4647

First pitch was Ball 1 lol...

 

Justin Verlander’s 13-pitch strikeout of Miguel Amaya. 👀pic.twitter.com/2njdwOMwIh

 

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#4649

Man. They really suck. Amazing how quickly we have gone from hoping for an eighth straight ALCS to wondering when the right time is for Dana Brown to earn his paycheck and restock the farm system and/or get something by trading Bregman and maybe even Tucker (and for Crane to allow him to). Hard fall from grace. Welcome to the big leagues, Joe. 

#4650
Let's see if Yordan can nail a 500 footer into the stands, and that be the spark that ignites a fire in this team that burns until they win the World Series in November! 

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