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#401
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

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#402

Congratulations on the 2023 season. I suppose the Rangers will be relevant again year 2034.

Edited by mycox

#403
6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

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#404
7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

2023 about to become 1939 for the Arlington Aggies

#405

It also acts like bitch in here LMFAO.

Angry male figure skater (z) is headed to the biker bar to get revenge LOL

 

 

#409
The Houston Astros won their 7th AL West title tonight. That ties the Texas Rangers. The difference? Well, the Astros moved to the division in 2013. The Rangers have been in it since 1972. That’s a 41 year difference.Houston also owns 3 NL West titles and 4 NL Central titles.

 

#410
On 9/22/2024 at 2:10 AM, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

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#411
On 9/22/2024 at 2:10 AM, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

 

This is exactly what texags will sound like if aggy ever wins anything, and then, immediately and inevitably, goes back to being who aggy has always been.

Enjoy the postseason, you bandwagon jumping, frontrunning, fake Rolex, zircon dripping, credit card millionaire, leased BMW fucking douche nozzles.

See y'all next season, for about a month before this thread turns into a ghost town again...

 

Edited by TexArcher

#412
On 9/22/2024 at 2:10 AM, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

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Rangers players/fans headed to their annual October vacation in Cancun, as is tradition 

#413
So 2023 wasn’t a fluke?


Apparently not. Neither World Series team made the playoffs. Welcome to baseball in the modern era.
#415
On 9/30/2024 at 3:39 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Rangers players/fans headed to their annual October vacation in Cancun, as is tradition 

We're getting an early start. Yall will have to catch up in a few days.

#416
2 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Interested which Texas team can get to their 2nd World Series victory minus cheating

Altuve had some buzzers on him but wasn't enough.

Bless your heart.

#417
On 9/30/2024 at 3:39 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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no cr:

that man lives in Houston, you own him

#418
On 9/30/2024 at 4:39 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Rangers players/fans headed to their annual October vacation in Cancun, as is tradition 

Congratulations; you played one more game than we did this season.

#419
On 9/30/2024 at 3:39 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Rangers players/fans headed to their annual October vacation in Cancun, as is tradition 

Still some good flights available.

Boy, y'all just can't win playoff games in Houston.

#421
1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Boy, y'all just can't win playoff games in Houston.

A truly bizarre way to end a 7 year run with all them losses at home last 2 seasons...

Anyhow Fuck the Rangers see y'all in 2025

#426

What do you Rangers fans usually do in October? Astros fans aren't used to this free time.

#427
18 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Congratulations; you played one more game than we did this season.

And won the division while your title "defense" ended with a limp dick .481 winning percentage, losers.

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#428
And won the division while your title "defense" ended with a limp dick .481 winning percentage, losers.
Won the division to be swept by the shitty Tigers. Lulz. Put it on the wall!
#429
15 minutes ago, mycox said:

What do you Rangers fans usually do in October? Astros fans aren't used to this free time.

Well, right now we laugh our asses to sleep.

#430
1 hour ago, mycox said:

What do you Rangers fans usually do in October? Astros fans aren't used to this free time.

I’m sure October is fucking insane stocking WalMart and Target with all that Halloween shit. Why aren’t you doing it this year?

#431

Nothing brings baseball Twitter together like the Astros losing.

Astros lose, America wins.
every MLB fan coming together to watch the Astros choke in the playoffs
Fans of 29 MLB teams watching the Astros get eliminated by the Tigers
AMERICA SMOKING THAT ASTROS PACK FEELS OH SO GOODSUCK IT CHEATERS

 

#432
40 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Nothing brings baseball Twitter together like the Astros losing.

Astros lose, America wins.
every MLB fan coming together to watch the Astros choke in the playoffs
Fans of 29 MLB teams watching the Astros get eliminated by the Tigers
AMERICA SMOKING THAT ASTROS PACK FEELS OH SO GOODSUCK IT CHEATERS

 

LOL @ morons cheering that the "cheaters" were eliminated by - checks notes - AJ fucking Hinch.  

#433
1 hour ago, mycox said:

What do you Rangers fans usually do in October? Astros fans aren't used to this free time.

 

probation service time 

#437
1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Last year, the Rangers participated in the least watched World Series on TV in the last 50 years which begs the question, “If you win a World Series and no one saw it, did it really happen?”.

Congrats tDipshits you are the Nationals

#438

WHAT’S IT GONNA BE LIKE WHEN THE 2024 STROS WIN MORE PLAYOFF GAMES THAN THE RANGERS?!?!
#440

I feel the statement on this site about (insert team) being "aggie" is pretty stupid and not relevant in most cases. However, bragging about having won just as many postseason games while your competition wins the division the same year is very much aggie.

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#441
1 minute ago, mycox said:

I feel the statement on this site about (insert team) being "aggie" is pretty stupid and not relevant in most cases. However, bragging about having won just as many postseason games while your competition wins the division the same year is very much aggie.

Look you can try to slice it any way you want.  Houston is the aggy town.  You got more of them there than any other place in the world even more than B/CS.....just fucking own it.  

Neither team was all that great this season.

Congrats on that extra couple of days of baseball mediocrity I guess. 

#442
3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

And won the division while your title "defense" ended with a limp dick .481 winning percentage, losers.

Enjoy the offseason you sour little bitch. 

#444
3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Aww, man. I thought there was going to be good shit talking in here.

Arlington is having a rough year.

Take the L pussy

#445

Don’t let the Rangers blowing a two run lead, one strike away from a title of the bottom of the ninth against David Freese in game six of the 2011 World Series, distract you from the fact that the Rangers blew a one strike away from a title lead in the bottom of the 10th against Lance Berkman.
 

 

#446
And won the division while your title "defense" ended with a limp dick .481 winning percentage, losers.

Aww man , it’s been almost a year already , maybe you will get over that game 6,7 alcs beat down in a few more years hopefully .
#447
2 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Rangers still have the trophy. And the same amount of post season wins this season. 

same amount of playoff wins, and two fewer playoff losses.  our playoff performance is statistically better.  we’ve won four playoff games in houston since they won their last playoff game in houston.  and we do still have the trophy.

 

46 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Houston is the aggy town. 

period the end.  houston is a trash town, seedy coastal backwater, filled with shit and even shittier people, most of them aggies.  garbage town with garbage people.  big city college station.  joke. 

#448
50 minutes ago, futureman said:

same amount of playoff wins, and two fewer playoff losses.  our playoff performance is statistically better.  we’ve won four playoff games in houston since they won their last playoff game in houston.  and we do still have the trophy.

 

period the end.  houston is a trash town, seedy coastal backwater, filled with shit and even shittier people, most of them aggies.  garbage town with garbage people.  big city college station.  joke. 

LOL Metroplex.

 

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