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31 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Has the season started in HOU yet? 🤡

Well their magic number against the rangers finally moved. 

Have you won a game?

 

What?  Of course.                                          

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On 3/29/2024 at 1:24 PM, fellside said:

Just wanna offer up an olive branch and say that CJ Stroud is a legit franchise player, Jalen Green looks like a future star, and your baseball team will forever be seen as cheaters whom any kind of national respect or admiration will elude no matter how hard you whine.

The back handed olive branch? 

3 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Poverty franchise the Astros are back to being. I guess the cheating is fully out of the bloodstream and system. 

Jon Singleton will get them all turned around 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

The back handed olive branch? 

Trojan horse olive branch.

Astros will be fine, they just ran into a team that decided to start out hot. 

The Astros can’t even win a game unless the opponent literally doesn’t hit the ball. What a bunch of losers. 

Damn y'all are 2-5? Didn't know it was that bad. 

It’s so bad they can’t even talk shit before this weekends series.

Best of luck this weekend Dallas whores

39 minutes ago, huge said:

Best of luck this weekend Dallas whores

They win 90 games once and suddenly they're the prewar Yankees.

You bitches ready?

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10 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

They win 90 games once

Well we also won the world series. You may have missed that. 

27 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

They win 90 games once and suddenly they're the prewar Yankees.

The Rangers have won 90+ games 9 times to the Astros 12. The Rangers have also never beat on a trash can like a bunch of cheating bitches. 

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27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Well we also won the world series. You may have missed that. 

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Best of luck this weekend Dallas whores

There you are!
They win 90 games once and suddenly they're the prewar Yankees.

But we’re not the ones claiming dynasty now are we?
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24 minutes ago, TxTower said:


But we’re not the ones claiming dynasty now are we?

Lmao @ anyone who thinks the Astros is a dynasty. No back to back, no 2 in 3 years. The bare minimum to be a dynasty. 

I thought about starting a series thread but this thread works I guess. Any unbiased spectators are welcome to join in and comment on the games.

Love the huge Houston brewery sign in left field

Love the huge Houston brewery sign in left field

Musta missed it. Was looking Adolis bomb in right
47 minutes ago, Smax said:

Love the huge Houston brewery sign in left field

Might be the only thing you'll be loving about tonight's game. 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Was there a game tonight ?

Sorry you’re poor….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(and an Astros fan)

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao @ anyone who thinks the Astros is a dynasty. No back to back, no 2 in 3 years. The bare minimum to be a dynasty. 

One legit title in a 7 year span. Totally a dynasty.

Look - you guys are going to have to score some runs if this going to be any kind of rivalry. Just sayin.

Our lead off hitter has reached base 5 times in the first 6 innings. Has that ever happened in MLB history?

11 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Look - you guys are going to have to score some runs if this going to be any kind of rivalry. Just sayin.

Rangers may have broken them in the ALCS.

Lotta season to go.   Hell… lotta this series to go.   Astros ain’t done.  

23 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Rangers may have broken them in the ALCS.

We may actually have. 

I see Abreu is batting .258.

That is, his OPS is .258.

And he's getting paid $20M this season (and next).

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