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#101
Lotta season to go.   Hell… lotta this series to go.   Astros ain’t done.  

True fan. I salute you!
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#107
1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

your roided out right fielder

You're welcome to call him Daddy. 

#108
1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

Woodrow Call vs.... a toy model train? Marvin the Martian? Do yall have a mascot? 

#109

Is this good?

Adolis Garcia's last 7 games versus the Astros6 HR18 RBI

 

 

#111
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I see Abreu is batting .258.

That is, his OPS is .258.

And he's getting paid $20M this season (and next).

Please keep keeping it real.

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#114
2 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

 

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#117

The Father’s Day Wikipedia has been updated 😂😂😂

 

#120

Congrats to the Rangers on your dominating win!

Also, y’all might want to tell Adolis to chill on the roids for a bit, I’m worried his head is about to pop!

#121
12 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Congrats to the Rangers on your dominating win!

Also, y’all might want to tell Adolis to chill on the roids for a bit, I’m worried his head is about to pop!

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#122
5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

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I agree that it would be upsetting if the rangers comically roided up outfielders head exploded during a game

#123
37 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Congrats to the Rangers on your dominating win!

Also, y’all might want to tell Adolis to chill on the roids for a bit, I’m worried his head is about to pop!

It sounds like an Astros fan is worried about someone cheating.

#124
20 minutes ago, fellside said:

It sounds like an Astros fan is worried about someone cheating.

Not at all, but I’m not surprised that a ranger fan would struggle with basic reading. As I very clearly wrote I’m worried that Adolis’ head is about to explode.

#125
13 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Not at all, but I’m not surprised that a ranger fan would struggle with basic reading. As I very clearly wrote I’m worried that Adolis’ head is about to explode.

Right. That wasn't at all satirical on your part. It was literal, and it is my reading comprehension that suffers rather than your own inconsistent and insincere sports moral outrage.

#126
I agree that it would be upsetting if the rangers comically roided up outfielders head exploded during a game

Thanks but the real worry is about your head exploding during a game.
#127

Welp - look at that. About time for y'all's ass-whipping appointment for this evening.

#128
53 minutes ago, fellside said:

Right. That wasn't at all satirical on your part. It was literal, and it is my reading comprehension that suffers rather than your own inconsistent and insincere sports moral outrage.

You have a thing for projecting feelings onto others don’t you? I’m not morally outraged, that would be very silly. I think steroids being featured in MLB again is great!

#132

One of these days we will hold you fucks to one run and our two runs will reign supreme.  Who’ll be laughing then, huh?

 

 

#136
4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

One of these days we will hold you fucks to one run and our two runs will reign supreme.  Who’ll be laughing then, huh?

 

 

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Good opportunity to get Singleton more ABs.  Always a good call, Joe. 

I appreciate the class.

Yordan is still a motherfucker.

#138

See, we even chose not to take that free third run.   We are confident that two is the right number for us.   You just wait.    

#140
2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

See, we even chose not to take that free third run.

That bitch would have been out. Leclerc covered it well.

#142
See, we even chose not to take that free third run.   We are confident that two is the right number for us.   You just wait.    

Ha! Hang in there brother. We’re loving it now but know it’s a long season.

Meantime I think someone needs to do a wellness check on El Guapo.
#143

I missed the score from the bottom of the 9th, i think my score app glitched...just shows an x. 

#145
6 hours ago, elguapo said:

I agree that it would be upsetting if the rangers comically roided up outfielders head exploded during a game

 

6 hours ago, elguapo said:

Not at all, but I’m not surprised that a ranger fan would struggle with basic reading. As I very clearly wrote I’m worried that Adolis’ head is about to explode.

how old are you?

#150

Sounds like a bunch of fucking aggy’s in Arlington tonight. Ball 4,5, and sec chants. Fuck aggy and fuck Arlington 

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