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Lotta season to go.   Hell… lotta this series to go.   Astros ain’t done.  

True fan. I salute you!
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2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

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4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

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1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

your roided out right fielder

You're welcome to call him Daddy. 

1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

Woodrow Call vs.... a toy model train? Marvin the Martian? Do yall have a mascot? 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I see Abreu is batting .258.

That is, his OPS is .258.

And he's getting paid $20M this season (and next).

Please keep keeping it real.

1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

Oooohhhh, he big mad.

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2 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

 

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3 hours ago, Helobious said:

One legit title in a 7 year span. Totally a dynasty.

same as the rangers!

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

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10 runs in the 7th with 11 LOB. Close to a complete massacre. 

2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Hey at least you guys are one game up in the A’s

The Las OakSac A’s 

Congrats to the Rangers on your dominating win!

Also, y’all might want to tell Adolis to chill on the roids for a bit, I’m worried his head is about to pop!

12 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Congrats to the Rangers on your dominating win!

Also, y’all might want to tell Adolis to chill on the roids for a bit, I’m worried his head is about to pop!

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5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

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I agree that it would be upsetting if the rangers comically roided up outfielders head exploded during a game

37 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Congrats to the Rangers on your dominating win!

Also, y’all might want to tell Adolis to chill on the roids for a bit, I’m worried his head is about to pop!

It sounds like an Astros fan is worried about someone cheating.

20 minutes ago, fellside said:

It sounds like an Astros fan is worried about someone cheating.

Not at all, but I’m not surprised that a ranger fan would struggle with basic reading. As I very clearly wrote I’m worried that Adolis’ head is about to explode.

13 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Not at all, but I’m not surprised that a ranger fan would struggle with basic reading. As I very clearly wrote I’m worried that Adolis’ head is about to explode.

Right. That wasn't at all satirical on your part. It was literal, and it is my reading comprehension that suffers rather than your own inconsistent and insincere sports moral outrage.

I agree that it would be upsetting if the rangers comically roided up outfielders head exploded during a game

Thanks but the real worry is about your head exploding during a game.

Welp - look at that. About time for y'all's ass-whipping appointment for this evening.

53 minutes ago, fellside said:

Right. That wasn't at all satirical on your part. It was literal, and it is my reading comprehension that suffers rather than your own inconsistent and insincere sports moral outrage.

You have a thing for projecting feelings onto others don’t you? I’m not morally outraged, that would be very silly. I think steroids being featured in MLB again is great!

Corey giveth and Corey (Semien, Langford, Adolis) taketh away.

One of these days we will hold you fucks to one run and our two runs will reign supreme.  Who’ll be laughing then, huh?

 

 

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I mean do we close this thread down at this point?  Straight running garbage down on the Buffalo Bayou.

Good opportunity to get Singleton more ABs.  Always a good call, Joe. 

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

One of these days we will hold you fucks to one run and our two runs will reign supreme.  Who’ll be laughing then, huh?

 

 

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Good opportunity to get Singleton more ABs.  Always a good call, Joe. 

I appreciate the class.

Yordan is still a motherfucker.

See, we even chose not to take that free third run.   We are confident that two is the right number for us.   You just wait.    

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

See, we even chose not to take that free third run.

That bitch would have been out. Leclerc covered it well.

See, we even chose not to take that free third run.   We are confident that two is the right number for us.   You just wait.    

Ha! Hang in there brother. We’re loving it now but know it’s a long season.

Meantime I think someone needs to do a wellness check on El Guapo.

I missed the score from the bottom of the 9th, i think my score app glitched...just shows an x. 

47 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

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Now just put Adolis’ face on the stickholder

6 hours ago, elguapo said:

I agree that it would be upsetting if the rangers comically roided up outfielders head exploded during a game

 

6 hours ago, elguapo said:

Not at all, but I’m not surprised that a ranger fan would struggle with basic reading. As I very clearly wrote I’m worried that Adolis’ head is about to explode.

how old are you?

So the Astros suck at home and they suck on the road.

But, I'm sure they'll kick ass in all those neutral site games!

Sounds like a bunch of fucking aggy’s in Arlington tonight. Ball 4,5, and sec chants. Fuck aggy and fuck Arlington 

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