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13 minutes ago, Constant said:

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LOL at talking all that shit because you scored a few runs against a minor leaguer in a spot start, only to concede 10 runs and get doubled up.

Dumbasses.

 

How does last place taste? Have y’all decided to tank the season and pile up draft picks yet?

2 minutes ago, TxTower said:

How does last place taste? Have y’all decided to tank the season and pile up draft picks yet?

Still waiting for the magic number countdown..

As long as the Astros don't have to pitch, I think they might have a chance tonight.

Astros pitching lately = movable object

Rangers hitting lately = stoppable force

This should be enthralling.

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Astros pitching lately = movable object

Rangers hitting lately = stoppable force

This should be enthralling.

Angel Hernandez at home plate tonight. Jesus. 

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Astros pitching lately = movable object

Rangers hitting lately = stoppable force

This should be enthralling.

 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Angel Hernandez at home plate tonight. Jesus. 

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2 hours ago, n64ra said:

As long as the Astros don't have to pitch, I think they might have a chance tonight.

Well you're not going to a no-hitter on us with that attitude. 

Astros this season are like the 5 you take home from the bar for a slump-buster after 7 jamo shots.

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Picking up right where we left off in Houston to end the ALCS

Does Hernandez have pics of Manfred fucking a 13 year old or what? I seriously don't understand at this point. 

Angel Hernandez at home plate tonight. Jesus. 

That makes it better. He makes just under 500k a year for stand up comedy.
5 hours ago, n64ra said:

As long as the Astros don't have to pitch, I think they might have a chance tonight.

The moneyline favors the asstros. You may have a chance. 

Glad the Astros threw some BP to our bats tonight.

But it was probably just another minor league spot starter that we can't rag on.

Trust me, I'm sure they're embarrassed.

Then again, they could even LOSE the season series and still be just fine.

See Playoffs, 2023.

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

3-3 against THIS Houston team? 

Tied 3-3 with the 7th game in Houston??

I think I've seen that before.

‘member when some dudes were saying that they would take Odor over Altuve as their franchise 2B?   I ‘member.  
 

Would also hate to see how this season series would be going if the Rangers hadn’t have “broken” the Astros in the ALCS.  
 

Until next time, fellas. 
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On 4/15/2024 at 7:50 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Can’t dispute it. 4 of your 6 wins are against the rangers.  2-11 against everyone else, it looks like. 

Houston needs to send the White Sox, Rockies, and Marlins a bottle of champagne. Only teams worse than they are. 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t dispute it. 4 of your 6 wins are against the rangers.  2-11 against everyone else, it looks like. 

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Suck a fat one, Arlington.
 

The Arlington mockery is some weak shit.

This thread deserves better.
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The Arlington mockery is some weak shit.

This thread deserves better.
It's the equivalent of aggy calling Texas, TU or sips.

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.
Oh, wait, that's now.

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5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

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One team is in last place and has a fan saying the team in first place is irrelevant. When you guys are flailing about, it isn't pretty. 

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

Strong words from .300. 

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

This is the most aggy thing you've said since "Arlington."

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