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#358
Just now, Guadaloopy said:

A lot of aggy moral victory vibes in here.  

 

12 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

That’s a win in my book

 

4 minutes ago, beer said:

This still feels like a win

 

#363

I realize that MLB has a lot of moving parts in play, but it feels strange to finish the season series with a divisional rival in the first week of August.

#364
18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Best of luck the rest of the season. Feel free to beat the Mariners as many times as possible ….

You may want to prepare to be disappointed. 

#365
42 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I realize that MLB has a lot of moving parts in play, but it feels strange to finish the season series with a divisional rival in the first week of August.


it’s dumb 

#368
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


also dumb of me not to shoot for a game this year in Arlington 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Helps to not wait til 10pm Tuesday night 

#369
Adolis Garcias last 7 Games against the Houston Astros.24 ABs3 Hs0 HRs0 RBIsWhy does everyone still say he owns Houston? lol..?

 

Fuck that puta 

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#371
 
Fuck that puta 
He will own Houston forever. The 2023 ALCS was the biggest series between these 2 teams. Not even just about winning, but how it unfolded in the last 2 games at Houston.
#372
45 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:
 
Fuck that puta 

He will own Houston forever. The 2023 ALCS was the biggest series between these 2 teams. Not even just about winning, but how it unfolded in the last 2 games at Houston.

He and the Rangers made a 1 year deal with Satan and have regressed back to their rightful lot in life of sucking. Garcia got ahold of bad juice this year and can't hit for shit and his team is under .500. They don't own shit. 

#373
Joe Biden: “You got your revenge on the Houston Astros.”

 

#375
On 8/6/2024 at 9:29 PM, BigDHornfan said:

That’s a win in my book

On 8/6/2024 at 9:37 PM, beer said:

This still feels like a win

Narrator: It wasn't a win. Moral victories don't get you a W. Aggy out front shoulda told ya.

#377

So 2023 wasn’t a fluke?

Rangers on pace for 74 wins. Fewest wins by defending World Series champ since MLB went to 162 games: Marlins, 1998: 54Boston, 2014: 71Cincinnati, 1991: 74

 

#379
14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
LITTLE LEAGUE HOME RUN ALERT!!!!

 

When did it end?  All the enjoyment?

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#384
9 hours ago, TxTower said:


No it wasn’t.
And it wasn’t trash can aided either.

Neither were the Astros. The 8 straight alcs and another WS should have showed you that. But enjoy the off season.

#387

The Rangers should sign Verlander for next year to add to their stable of old, injury prone, used-to-be-great pitchers 

#388
1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thanks for nothing, assholes. 

They did what they wanted to do...

Just go 9-4 and errybody is happy (except them)

#389
13 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

The Rangers should sign Verlander for next year to add to their stable of old, injury prone, used-to-be-great pitchers 

It's sad because it's true

#390
15 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thanks for nothing, assholes. 

 

all of this, yall couldn’t fucking split the series ??

#391
20 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thanks for nothing, assholes. 

19 hours ago, hookem48 said:

fat and happy, maybe they'll give a shit again next year

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

all of this, yall couldn’t fucking split the series ??

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If the Rangers weren't bothered to win a late season game against the Mariners last year on the way to winning it all, they certainly aren't going to bother this year.

Suck it up, buttercups.

#394
Had a lottt of Rangers fans in my mentions throughout the year. It has quieted of late for some reason. Wanted to share now that they have been eliminated from the AL West race

 

#399

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

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