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7 hours ago, Chooky said:

I'm Osama Bin Laden for what I once did to an Allsups bathroom in Ballinger, Texas.

The Instant Impact Burrito has created many a toilet terrorist.

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"Trigger" fish?  Damn, PC Police even underwater.

On 11/19/2018 at 1:59 PM, MissingInAction said:

I should be in Gitmo for my crimes at the Office Depot shitter in the triangle. I used to work nearby so that's where I would take my post coffee constitutional every morning. Never bought anything either,so I have no doubt the employees knew what I was up to. 

You would leave your place of business and travel to the Office Depot...just to take a shit?

You are a monster 

You would leave your place of business and travel to the Office Depot...just to take a shit?
You are a monster 

I don’t shit in the restroom by my office. I go to the warehouse.
Comments strike again. Haha 


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10 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

You would leave your place of business and travel to the Office Depot...just to take a shit?

You are a monster 

Yes. Yes I am a monster.

“Yo, cough on him “

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On 11/24/2018 at 4:29 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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What the hell does mean?

22 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

What the hell does mean?

I think it’s referencing a rapper named 6ix9ine. I think he’s looking at some jail time. So, she’s flexing on him because she can go outside any time she wants.

11 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Dwight Howard’s gay? Learn something new every day.

Apparently he’s been fucking tranies.

Not really funny funny. But comments and all...

 

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everytime I see $.50 drive off without Bert in the back I get surly

the wisconsin vadgers are known for using professional soccer style flopping as a strategy.

 
When i saw this this AM on fb..i thought 5 flops,1 game? What a teammate!


Guess im whiter than white

I've been trying to find the original and see if there's any context - one of the replies in that tweet said it was his uncle pranking him.  I figured it was fake, but that sound is too perfect of a terrified noise to be fake imo

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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  I laughed to tears on this one.

^^ I love twitter. Fucking comments are awesome

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