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Last few killing me lol.

This is me all the time
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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

If I’m on that jury, they’re not guilty.

 
Wow. The official Walmart account responded to that one.

And little Luther Martin went to be #95, defensive end for the Texas Longhorns.  I'd love to see the buildup to that little outburst of his and then the church elders lecturing the mom about why the boy needs more Jesus or daddy time in his life.  

This thread has been particularly strong as of late.  I think I get more of the references here than I do on the facebook thread.  

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My guess, and this is probably a bit racist, is that (I think typically) black churches have much longer sermons and worship services and the little guy was tired as shit of being there for 3+ hours.

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17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Cholula doesn't require refrigeration.  Not sure what kind of dank ass hot sauce Tyler is using.

He probably means salsa

This is what I was thinking. No actual hot sauce - Tabasco, Louisiana Hot Sauce, Chrystal, Cholula, etc. - needs to be refrigerated. If it did, I’d probably be dead by now.

bpt don’t math

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I still believe he’s too short to succeed in the NFL.

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