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On 12/10/2018 at 11:44 AM, Thatguy said:

   Bro, they don't have Bojangles out here. So a lot of the guys on this board probably have no idea why Cam was so excited about the Bojangles. CSB- My daughter had never had Bojangles. We went to my best friend's house in Raleigh, and we stopped to get some Bojangles. The look on my daughter's face when she took her first bite of that Cajun spicy biscuit was picture worthy.

Waaaaiiiittttt.... I'm in Raleigh right now! 

Can I just order a biscuit? 

 

threw it in the boxing thread, but prolly ain’t no one gonna see it until May. 

 

On 1/21/2019 at 8:50 PM, Snacks said:

Waaaaiiiittttt.... I'm in Raleigh right now! 

Can I just order a biscuit? 

 

Cajun spicy my dude......your welcome

50 minutes ago, markstanco said:
On 1/19/2019 at 6:15 AM, Longboard Horn said:
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360 huh

Beats your ass at 180 and keeps going back to original front-sitting position.  360... QED.

Did she just taze her pussy?

8 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

If you keep watching, her head comes apart to reveal Arnold Schwarzenegger at Mars Customs.  

Nothing has happened and I’ve been watching for two weeks

Saw a neighbor beat a foster kid with an extension cord in his front yard, once.  Fucking brutal.  I think that it was my dad who called the cops on him, but never found out for sure.

yea that would suck. Getting hit a piece of water hose is no fun at all either

yea that would suck. Getting hit a piece of water hose is no fun at all either


Your mom likes getting smacked with my hose.

Ours were spankings, not beatings, and we deserved every one.  Still fucking hurt, though.

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

*an atstenchencord

finominle

On par with the twisted wire handle of a flyswatter.  
A fly's water
16 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

On par with the twisted wire handle of a flyswatter.  

Years ago when I had to fly in the back of planes with the poors I got settled in for a nice 14 hour flight to Tokyo.  A woman with her about three-year old kid come sauntering down the aisle and I knew right away they were going to be sitting next to me since the plane was completely jammed pack and the two seats next to me were the only open ones left.

Said woman sits in and gets her boy in his seat.  She must sense my anxiety of knowing I will be spending the next 14 hours cramped up with a sure to be screaming three year old next to me the whole way.  Seconds later she looks at me and says "Oh don't worry, we aren't gonna have any problems out of him."  At the same time she reaches in her bag, pulls out a mangled fly swatter that you can tell has been used in anger and used often.  She raises it up above the kid's head like she is about to whoop that ass.

The kid's eyes get wide and he tenses up like a mother fucker.  But true to her word, that kid didn't make a peep the entire flight.

20 hours ago, Llogg said:

For real though, extension cord beatings is rough

Only when I acted up at All of Garden.

Hot Wheels track, belt, or hair brush for us as kids

Hot Wheels track, belt, or hair brush for us as kids

Not to mention great grandma and the damn green switch off of her tree out back!

Damn y’all really did have some extra ass parents..

just belts, hands and the occasional broom for my ass 



and the occasional broom for my ass 


Uh...
2 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Damn y’all really did have some extra ass parents..

just belts, hands and the occasional broom for my ass 

1 hour ago, Eastwood said:


 

 


Uh...

 

 

9 hours ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Put in the big hole and gouge on it. 

Very subtle callback. Well done.

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