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Lol I love that his reaction is to at least try to block the shot as he got posterized!

On 1/29/2019 at 10:24 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

Damn y’all really did have some extra ass parents..

just belts, hands and the occasional broom for my ass 

Wooded spoon for me. Slotted. 

That shit smarts you.

Damn y’all really did have some extra ass parents..
just belts, hands and the occasional broom for my ass 

Shit, flyswatters, hangers, shoes, brushes and practically anything that was close when it was time for a whipping.
9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Shit, flyswatters, hangers, shoes, brushes and practically anything that was close when it was time for a whipping.

You got beat with shit?  Man, your parents were real psychos.

You got beat with shit?  Man, your parents were real psychos.

Lol no. Punctuation matters.
47 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Lol no. Punctuation matters.

Especially if you're being beaten with a copy of Strunk & White.

say what now?

On 2/3/2019 at 7:02 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

You got beat with shit?  Man, your parents were real psychos.

On 2/3/2019 at 11:10 AM, Jkwellborn said:


Lol no. Punctuation matters.

Image result for shooter mcgavin no

 

Rapper got deported when found out he was a UK citizen or something.

Overstayed a visa after entering the country in 2005 at age 12. Was in a car with another rapper in Atlanta when the other rapper got caught in a bust. Got detained by ICE. Pending deportation hearing.

 

Drake is from Canada. J Cole born in Germany. Only dumb ass Americans who listen to rap think being from somewhere else besides the U.S. makes you now less credible and lame.

He lived his whole teen and adult life in the Atlanta area. 

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Drake is from Canada. J Cole born in Germany. Only dumb ass Americans who listen to rap think being from somewhere else besides the U.S. makes you now less credible and lame.

He lived his whole teen and adult life in the Atlanta area. 

Drake is pretty lame.

17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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17 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

^^^ yep they do that

Oh fuck yes.  Non only am I surprised that anyone wants to claim Pleasant Gove at all, I'm shocked by how many do that stayed with their homeboy for a month off of Scyene.

Oh fuck yes.  Non only am I surprised that anyone wants to claim Pleasant Gove at all, I'm shocked by how many do that stayed with their homeboy for a month off of Scyene.


Lol usually I just saw I went to school in south east dallas.

When someone asks specifics I’ll say eh just a little place called pleasant grove. Usually followed by an “ooooohhh”.

Hah
On 2/4/2019 at 11:29 PM, Zepol87 said:

^^^ yep they do that

 

17 hours ago, Drew said:

 

Oh fuck yes.  Non only am I surprised that anyone wants to claim Pleasant Gove at all, I'm shocked by how many do that stayed with their homeboy for a month off of Scyene.

 

19 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

 


Lol usually I just saw I went to school in south east dallas.

When someone asks specifics I’ll say eh just a little place called pleasant grove. Usually followed by an “ooooohhh”.

Hah

 

  Take that Dallas bullshit somewheres else.....signed Houston

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24 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

 


Lol usually I just saw I went to school in south east dallas.

When someone asks specifics I’ll say eh just a little place called pleasant grove. Usually followed by an “ooooohhh”.

Hah

 

At least it wasn’t red oak, amirite?

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At least it wasn’t red oak, amirite?

Damn It...I spent a ton of time in Red Oak and Desoto too...

Drake is pretty lame.
Agreed. But not because he's from Canada. Because his music sucks.
21 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So there’s black folks In Mansfield now?

Absolutely. I think about 20% of the city is now black. One of their football teams that does pretty well is almost all black. 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Absolutely. I think about 20% of the city is now black. One of their football teams that does pretty well is almost all black. 

When I went to elementary school there in the mid 80s there was one 3A high school. That town has changed so much. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When I went to elementary school there in the mid 80s there was one 3A high school. That town has changed so much. 

We had some family move out there in 2001. Even then the town was very small and still somewhat unknown. But over the last 15 years, tons of people have moved south of 20 into South Arlington and now Mansfield. It's grown tons out there. I have a buddy who stays in south Arlington right near Mansfield.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

Now imagine that with a British accent................

Those 21 Savage songs are fucking terrible. 


Nah fam
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Women are crazy

 

26 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Tru

 

Can't count how many times my wife has done this to me

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Baby needs a bottle 

On 2/7/2019 at 10:15 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

Lol in the comments when they post the locals

 

Thats gold, jerry,

 

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Baby needs a bottle 
Some mighty thin skin there, Baker.
On 2/7/2019 at 4:26 AM, kingkoopa6 said:

“‘Makin it rain on cashapp”

also some good clips in comments 

 

Dude making it rain with cashapp is the best.

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I always thought speaking in tongues was a crazy white people only thing. Reminded me of my dad when I as younger.

 

 

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