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10 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

The tint of their skin is also reddish. I’m torn on if I want my next chick to be a red bone or rice bunny

Why not both?

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6 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

I started dying at 2:40!

Yeah it went to 11 at that point, holy shit.

18 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Double aunt Andre 

Shaggy/Surly legendary.  Will need to be added to the dictionary.

That's something I love.  It transcends all races, cultures, and borders.  It is the essence of what it is to be human.

And that thing is "dudes messing with their friends."  I'm confident that a group of goatherders in Afghanistan fucking prank each other.  

What is also transcendent is that "chicks don't get it."  "That's your friend -- why would you mess with him like that?"

Because it's fucking funny, that's why.  Full stop.

19 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

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5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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23 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

Bitch sounds like a sleestak when she's going to work on that thing.

On 4/3/2018 at 11:03 PM, Pam Cummings said:

"You can actually lose weight while you're sucking his dick."

 

 

Adding grapefruit to the grocery list...

Do you suck dick? Are you a peter puffer?
44 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Do you suck dick? Are you a peter puffer?

No, but your mom does/is.

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9 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Heh, I was partial to this one 

 

 

On 4/3/2018 at 11:03 PM, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

Will this work with a Lime?

Asking for a friend...

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Will this work with a Lime?

Asking for a friend...

Depends on the size.....so...you should be okay.

On 4/5/2018 at 12:07 AM, Jkwellborn said:

Mind blowing what YouTube will allow.

Bro....just search female ejaculation class and grab some popcorn for the lulz. This is why I never let my kid use youtube.

Will this work with a Lime?
Asking for a friend...
Your mom used a grape last time I was over there. BURN!!
16 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Will this work with a Lime?

Asking for a friend...

Sure - with the added bonus that when she makes that face, you can tell yourself it's just because of the lime.

Win/Win. 

31 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Will this work with a Lime?

Asking for a friend...

A Key Lime?

On 4/5/2018 at 9:39 AM, Ojo Rojo said:

Adding grapefruit to the grocery list...

I just sent this vid to my wife.

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I just sent this vid to my wife.

So did I.  To your wife, I mean.  I've been meaning to tell her she needs to up her game.

57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So did I.  To your wife, I mean.  I've been meaning to tell her she needs to up her game.

And she was looking like she had a touch of the scurvy.

On 4/3/2018 at 11:03 PM, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

 

After watching this, I started getting ads on my phone with pictures of grapefruit. Seriously.

 

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So did I.  To your wife, I mean.  I've been meaning to tell her she needs to up her game.

 

23 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I just sent this vid to my wife.

So did I.  To your wife, I mean.  I've been meaning to tell her she needs to up her game.

She responded to me with "Will you people stop sending this to me."

1 hour ago, Llogg said:

I'm dead.

Same.  That’s pretty awesome.

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