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Comments in both levels of inception are brutal and hilarious. 

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Sandlot style, but with black kids just trying to get their football back 

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On 6/2/2020 at 5:09 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

 

Comments in both levels of inception are brutal and hilarious. 

Nice to see Geoffrey momma got a job after Toys R Us closed. I guess she is supporting the whole family.

holy shit...that's my favorite thing since the "whatchu doing terry!' video.

On 6/30/2020 at 11:16 AM, Pancho said:

 

"Somebody call 9-1"

53 minutes ago, Pancho said:

You’ve been warned 

 

Is this now the Bevoette and Jade's favorite subreddit thread?

On 5/4/2020 at 10:54 PM, CDAK said:

That's me.  I wash face, hands, scalp, armpits, crotch, and ass.  I feel like everything else just needs rinsed.  I don't actively wash arms, torso, back, legs, feet, etc.

 

On 5/5/2020 at 6:10 AM, Jkwellborn said:


You’re a dirty bastard. Soap and water is cheap.

 

On 5/5/2020 at 11:26 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

Are you a French whore?

 

On 5/10/2020 at 9:17 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Stank ass mofo.

Hey assholes, you're unsurprisingly wrong.

The men are itchy. Skotnicki studied microbiology before becoming an assistant professor of dermatology at the University of Toronto. She has been practicing for 23 years, always with an eye to how the environment—including the microbial one on our skin—affects health. “I say to them, ‘How do you shower?’ ” she told me. “They take the squeegee thing and wash their whole body with some sort of men’s body wash. They’re showering twice a day because they’re working out. As soon as I get them to stop doing that and just wash their bits, they’re totally fine.”

“Bits would be underarms, groin, feet,” she said. “So when you’re in the shower or the bath, do you need to wash here?” She pointed to her forearm. “No.” Even water alone, especially hot water, slowly strips away the oils in the outer layers of skin that help preserve moisture—and the drier and more porous someone’s skin, the more susceptible it is to irritants and allergens.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/hygiene-is-overrated/612235/

Hey assholes, you're unsurprisingly wrong.
The men are itchy. Skotnicki studied microbiology before becoming an assistant professor of dermatology at the University of Toronto. She has been practicing for 23 years, always with an eye to how the environment—including the microbial one on our skin—affects health. “I say to them, ‘How do you shower?’ ” she told me. “They take the squeegee thing and wash their whole body with some sort of men’s body wash. They’re showering twice a day because they’re working out. As soon as I get them to stop doing that and just wash their bits, they’re totally fine.”
“Bits would be underarms, groin, feet,” she said. “So when you’re in the shower or the bath, do you need to wash here?” She pointed to her forearm. “No.” Even water alone, especially hot water, slowly strips away the oils in the outer layers of skin that help preserve moisture—and the drier and more porous someone’s skin, the more susceptible it is to irritants and allergens.
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/hygiene-is-overrated/612235/

If you’re itchy, you might wanna get that checked out. The only time I’m itchy is if I’ve been out mowing and stirring up a bunch of dust.
I've been showering once a week since the rona hit.  Never felt better.
Either you are fibbing here or the other thread.

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