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On 8/20/2021 at 8:48 PM, CooterBrown said:


Dumb question amnesty. Are waves frowned upon?

I will take this one ..

   Waves are very difficult to come by. They require constant brushing and training of the hair, as well as sleeping in caps. Thus they are held in high esteem in the African American community. Bald guy would likely be jealous of said wave guy as he is unable to obtain them.

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3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I will take this one ..

   Waves are very difficult to come by. They require constant brushing and training of the hair, as well as sleeping in caps. Thus they are held in high esteem in the African American community. Bald guy would likely be jealous of said wave guy as he is unable to obtain them.

Thanks for clarifying. For some reason, I thought it wasn't desired and couldn't figure out why since it looks good.

20 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

Shit I’m Hispanic and I’ll take notice when someone is rocking clean ass waves

I didnt even know that is what it was called.

 

I thought he was waving at someone or some such.  My card for this thread is expired for sure.

And the s curl hair product is something dredged out of the Houston ship channel, type of shit the joker fell into. But yes, lots of sportin waves pomade, constant brushing, doo rag to sleep in.

Lol yeah and then you’d have the ass-hole/clown that would yell “wave check” and slap homeboy on the back of the neck/head for laughs…

Heh good times growing up in south oak cliff and PG

Is that like what Malcolm x was doing with spike Lee in the bathtub?

Damn, I'm white.  I thought the wave thing was just the way some people's hair grew.  I had no idea it was a style or deliberate.

6 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Damn, I'm white.  I thought the wave thing was just the way some people's hair grew.  I had no idea it was a style or deliberate.

Thanks for the edification on the wave hair stuff.

Also, will a black person please explain the milk crate trend of *checks notes* the last 72 hours? What is the origin story there? Why are there so many milk crates available somehow? What is the purpose and how did this become a thing?

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16 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Quit doing that checks notes thing.

narrator: "he's not gonna"

I was today years old when I realized that was annoying too.

Can someone else please come up with a lengthy list of irritating shit people do online?  Aaaaand GO! 

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7 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Can someone else please come up with a lengthy list of irritating shit people do online?  Aaaaand GO! 

1) take threads off topic 

 

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Thats accurate. Then those crates are your seats, you have to load em too.. fortunately they attach a 4"flip down tray which is super useful as you fly from Aus to FLL to SJO on Xmas day

some rows actually have seats but the crates are more desired and fought over. It's a status thing
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14 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Quit doing that checks notes thing.

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On 8/24/2021 at 10:32 AM, CooterBrown said:

Thanks for clarifying. For some reason, I thought it wasn't desired and couldn't figure out why since it looks good.

  You are welcome. It is our responsibility to enlighten our fellow Longhorn alum about Black culture as to ensure they remain head and shoulders above Aggies when it comes to cultural understanding. Although Aggie jokes have fallen by the wayside in the current climate of inclusive culture, it is still on us to find ways to remind the masses that when it comes to Black People, Aggies are as out of touch and uncomfortable as ever.

On 8/24/2021 at 11:17 AM, Speedtrucker said:

Shit I’m Hispanic and I’ll take notice when someone is rocking clean ass waves

As you should. The discipline needed for waves should be acknowledged.

On 8/24/2021 at 11:39 AM, huge said:

I didnt even know that is what it was called.

 

I thought he was waving at someone or some such.  My card for this thread is expired for sure.

  You have been enlightened!

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  You are welcome. It is our responsibility to enlighten our fellow Longhorn alum about Black culture as to ensure they remain head and shoulders above Aggies when it comes to cultural understanding. Although Aggie jokes have fallen by the wayside in the current climate of inclusive culture, it is still on us to find ways to remind the masses that when it comes to Black People, Aggies are as out of touch and uncomfortable as ever.

As you should. The discipline needed for waves should be acknowledged.

  You have been enlightened!

Now do the milk crates.

4 hours ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Now do the milk crates.

  Out of my age range. I can't even tell you about sagging. I can, however, tell you about creasing jeans.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

We need another "Ask a black dude." Thread.

We had “Ask a black dude.”

Pretty certain we had “Ask a swinger.”

Wasn’t there an “Ask a gay dude”?  

 

 
 

21 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

  That's the best shit ever. Especially the ESPN lady comment.

"You don't have the cholesterol to be out here" killed me. 

3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

 

That guy who kicked the crates out from under the cop has balls the size of church bells. Surprised he didn't instantly get up and fire some off.

That guy who kicked the crates out from under the cop has balls the size of church bells. Surprised he didn't instantly get up and fire some off.

I would have been ok with that.
6 hours ago, Burt said:

 

You know there has to be an extended clip of that video where the cop does a hood style beat down on the crate kicker!  

2 hours ago, Nonbryan said:

You know there has to be an extended clip of that video where the cop does a hood style beat down on the crate kicker!  

Did you see the second video?

2 minutes ago, Burt said:

Did you see the second video?

No. I'm joking.

 

But it's not a far stretch to imagine that cop bouncing up and making an agg assault arrest on the crate kicker. 

Was that the dude filming at 0:07 chuckling and trying to contain it or was that a massive fart ripped by the falling mom? 

Also, on the gender reveal thing...that guy didn't land so hot.  Most of those videos, the guys can shrug it off but that'd suck if the uncle of the new baby got a punctured spleen or some shit.  Sometimes skinny dudes don't fall right and get their insides messed up.  

Anyway, last couple of pages have been strong to moderately strong.

7 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I hate this fucking kid. 

And his parents too, or whoever it is that keeps trying so hard to make him into a viral sensation. 

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