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Cousin’s name and number? Asking for a friend.

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I'm dying! This made me laugh pretty hard.

Cuz they don't have rifles?

I’m on her side. Ice cream is serious bidness.

 

On 6/23/2018 at 1:59 AM, Celery Man said:

 

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This is gold.

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Damn, those last two. 😆

I guess "physically irresponsible" is the black term for "rude" because Lil Red's tits are/orrr...

53 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I guess "physically irresponsible" is the black term for "rude" because Lil Red's tits are/orrr...

At least she owns her stupidity, and so do her friends:  

My bestfriend just called my boyfriend drunk saying “treat her right. She’s not like any other girl she may be slow sometimes but she’s worth more than you could ever know but hopefully you do know” and ugh my heart.

 

Also, she may or may not still be in high school.

16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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best username to post going...

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Holy shit here’s some morning lulz

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Fantastic

I'm suddenly realizing there's a different comedic take on relationships than the one presented by Jim Gaffigan.  

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I feel like the first picture is how she’s gonna answer the door in ten years when her man comes home unexpectedly. Maybe he hopped the early flight back from San Diego.
11 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I feel like the first picture is how she’s gonna answer the door in ten years when her man comes home unexpectedly. Maybe he hopped the early flight back from San Diego.

So how was San Diego?

8 minutes ago, TXs said:

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This almost feels like its own thread. "When you die, and they turn your ashes into a record, what song will it play?" I'm going with Bohemian Rhapsody

I'm suddenly realizing there's a different comedic take on relationships than the one presented by Jim Gaffigan.  
I got the joke. Nobody else did apparently.

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