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At least 750+ users swarmed into Surly Horns today. How do we handle the imminent migration of Shaggy's worst political posters? Ideas:

Build a cyber-wall and make Kevin Morgan pay for it

"Extreme vetting"

Keep out the tiny minority of deranged Trumpkins by banning all conservative posters entirely until "we can figure out what the hell is going on"

 

Internment camps for the loonie lefties. Force them to bath   Dirty hippies. 

The olds seemed to have lost their way on the transition.

6 minutes ago, F250 said:

The olds seemed to have lost their way on the transition.

Actually, I made it just fine. Took the bus from the civic center. 

Abotions for some, miniature American flags for others. 

1 hour ago, HornGrandioso said:

At least 750+ users swarmed into Surly Horns today. How do we handle the imminent migration of Shaggy's worst political posters? Ideas:

Build a cyber-wall and make Kevin Morgan pay for it

"Extreme vetting"

Keep out the tiny minority of deranged Trumpkins by banning all conservative posters entirely until "we can figure out what the hell is going on"

 

Yes because you should be the one who picks who comes here.  A bit of a superiority complex going on with you I believe,

4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yes because you should be the one who picks who comes here.  A bit of a superiority complex going on with you I believe,

Shouldn't this be onboard 3.0?  

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Shouldn't this be onboard 3.0?  

Why would it be 3.0 ? 

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Why would it be 3.0 ? 

Hornfans

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

Hornfans

Was never on Hornfans.  I was on Shaggy because I stumbled onto Thujones dick pics of the Big 12 football conference several years back.

I made it!  Thanks to Canecutter for pointing me in the right direction.

Fucking took forever to get my confirmation email - had to end up changing it and it came straight through.  Weird.

Y'all figured out how to ignore people yet?

They bring drugs.  They bring gangs.  They're rapists.  They're kidnappers.  And they take posts away from regular shagsters.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Y'all figured out how to ignore people yet?

If you hover over someone's username, a little menu pops up and it has an ignore user button. 

we are all immigrants. we took this board from the Indians who built it. ToY, etc. none of us can talk.

1 hour ago, Skyline said:

If you hover over someone's username, a little menu pops up and it has an ignore user button. 

Thank you. Swam will show up eventually.

1 hour ago, Skyline said:

If you hover over someone's username, a little menu pops up and it has an ignore user button. 

Thanks man

Already bid a preemptive Derka ignore

Shrug. We let all the degenerates in. Including the Trumpkins. It’s the essence of this board. 

and here it is....my "trigger" board. 

been a nice sabbatical.  not sure about jumping back in.....life is really kind of cool not reading this shit. 

4 hours ago, CrownKing said:

Abotions for some, miniature American flags for others. 

What's an "abotion"?

 

 

 

Yes, I will be "that guy".

Build a wall around them, and make shaggy pay for it.

Looks like everyone walked. Thankfully, no one swam. 

9 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

We need to kick out the ones from shithole places like South Oak Cliff, El Paso, Huston Tillotson University, and Thurgood Marshall School of Law. Why can’t we have more posters from Norway or River Oaks?

i’m from el paso but i’ve lived in austin for 20 years.  

 

....just realized i’ma dreamer. fml

Everybody will find their way over. If they secretly change names, we’ll be able to identify them relatively quickly, and it would confirm their troll status

13 hours ago, HornGrandioso said:

At least 750+ users swarmed into Surly Horns today. How do we handle the imminent migration of Shaggy's worst political posters? Ideas:

Build a cyber-wall and make Kevin Morgan pay for it

"Extreme vetting"

Keep out the tiny minority of deranged Trumpkins by banning all conservative posters entirely until "we can figure out what the hell is going on"

 

He's #withher

"I saved you," cried that forum
"And you posted even, why?
You know your posts are shitty and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly admin," said the poster with a grin
"You knew damn well I was from Shag before you took me in

Edited by bad_teammate

9 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

and here it is....my "trigger" board. 

been a nice sabbatical.  not sure about jumping back in.....life is really kind of cool not reading this shit. 

My thoughts exactly.  This Shaggy disruption is a nice opportunity to escape the senseless trench warfare that is online political debate.  

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18 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

He's #withher

I see this place has deferred action for Shaggy Trumpkin refugees. Enjoy your amnesty.

12 hours ago, Message Board User said:

They bring drugs.  They bring gangs.  They're rapists.  They're kidnappers.  And they take posts away from regular shagsters.

Not all of them. Just the bad ones.

And by bad ones, I mean all of them.

Derek Atkinson needs to register a new bot here. I am going to miss the zero hedge articles. 

14 hours ago, F250 said:

The olds seemed to have lost their way on the transition.

 

Not so fast numb nuts.

gotta let all the leftys get in their safe space and curl up.

 

 

15 hours ago, F250 said:

The olds seemed to have lost their way on the transition.

I made it!

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Armybrat?

Nope

22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Nope

He simply followed the scent of anal lube.

17 hours ago, HornGrandioso said:

At least 750+

i love posts that start with a redundancy.  just to make sure, you know.

12 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

What's an "abotion"?

It's what your girlfriend gets if you're real impotent.

10 hours ago, BYG Jacob said:

Build a wall around them, and make shaggy pay for it.

Needs to be see through 

Whichever one of you assholes who took the username I've had since Austin360 sucks donkey balls. Just sayin'...

Edited by Swam@Texas

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