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  • I went to a Tuesday game about 10 years ago. There was me and about 20 other fans in attendance. A foul ball comes my way. Lands a couple rows back. I’m pumped. Been trying to get one of those fuckers

  • Herpa Derpa
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    This isn't about some goddamn game. This is about our lives! Don't you get it? Goddamnit! DON'T YOU GET IT!?!

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    Fuck them kids. I've gone a lifetime without ever getting a homer or foul ball. I'd donkey punch your mother for my chance. Snot nosed little fucks can learn to stake their claim like adults or get ou

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there is no reason to bat odowd anymore.  get younger guys some AB's

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Get the fuck off the team Jack. Thats so fucking bad

He should never play again. So incredibly bad. 

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AUGIE:  "Are yah fuckin' kidding me getting picked off 1st??

 

20 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I guess we suck ass then.

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If LBJ isn’t moved to Sunday next week and schuss isn’t back in the lineup, I’ll be convinced Pierce is trying to lose

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

This board is in rare form.

So is the team and DP, tbh. 

I almost feel bad for some of these pitchers that have some talent, Pierce fucks these kids by not using the entire strike zone

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Are you watching these games?

Did you miss the photo of the Rudy's Spicy Chop?

Which reminds me, I need to go grab a Rudy's Spicy Chop.

8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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AUGIE:  "Are yah fuckin' kidding me getting picked off 1st??

 

Booo. You got the quote wrong

Just now, Hookem2147 said:

Selvig wouldn’t be my pick for first out of the pen in a game 3 you have to have.

He is damn slow to the plate

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Selvig wouldn’t be my pick for first out of the pen in a game 3 you have to have.

And that is why

Good call on the pitching change there Pierce

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Selvig wouldn’t be my pick for first out of the pen in a game 3 you have to have.

You are correct sir...

2 run HR by byu

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Stellar performance all around today.  Pitcher, catcher, bats, umps.

Don’t forget #22!  He recruits ‘em, “coaches” ‘em, and fills out the lineup card.

We’re about to drop a home series to the worst team in conference. 

But yeah, some people want to say there aren’t problems. 

Good lord.  Sybil had fewer personalities than this team.

 

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

We’re about to drop a home series to the worst team in conference. 

But yeah, some people want to say there aren’t problems. 

I don’t think anyone thinks there aren’t problems. 

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

We’re about to drop a home series to the worst team in conference.  But yeah, some people want to say there aren’t problems. 

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Can we fire David Pierce today?   This has to be the most  unmotivated team I’ve seen in years.   

 

 

Really difficult to remember when Texas baseball has been this damn terrible.  And the dugout attitude is horrible. 

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I don’t think anyone thinks there aren’t problems. 

Yeah even the sunshine pumpers (myself included) can't glass half full this shit.

Just now, LTtxfan said:

 

Really difficult to remember when Texas baseball has been this damn terrible.  And the dugout attitude is horrible. 

5 years ago.  I remember it well.

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Really difficult to remember when Texas baseball has been this damn terrible.  And the dugout attitude is horrible. 

 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

5 years ago.  I remember it well.

Must have been Pierce’s first rebuild …

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Really difficult to remember when Texas baseball has been this damn terrible.  And the dugout attitude is horrible. 

Not that hard

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Really difficult to remember when Texas baseball has been this damn terrible.  And the dugout attitude is horrible. 

It’s like everyone just forgot about the entire 2010s 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Bases loaded for Gasparino.

Oh joy 

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

And the dugout attitude is horrible. 

Has there been a team who is giggling and jumping around in the dugout when they are down 6-1?

There is a lot of shit to complain about. Desire or effort to win ain’t one.

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Just now, Hookem2147 said:

Has there been a team who is giggling and jumping around in the dugout when they are down 6-2?

There is a lot of shit to complain about. Desire or effort to win ain’t one.

100%.
 

Coon having a fit in the dugout. Who throws a baseball against the wall? Lol

Please be selective here Gaspo. Make him throw strikes 

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