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“A lying piece of shit”. Wow lol. Sorry I got confused about which coach who hasn’t accomplished shit you were advocating for.

Ive literally called for DP to be fired many times on this board. But I am not replacing him with a bunch of dudes who haven’t done anything.

Why are you such a thin skinned pussy? Maybe don’t talk shit to everyone else if you’re gonna act like a baby when someone says something back.

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9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Borba is an auto out too 

moment of truth 

BYU happy they got through the murderer's row of Borba and Kennedy.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

O dowd didnt get enough big macs today to get an actual hit. He sucks. 

 

Maybe our awesome parking enforcement officer could give a pep talk to the team.

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

The regression of Thomas and PP has been one of the worst developments of the last few weeks. 

Thomas’ average has actually increased the last two weeks.

There are much bigger problems than those two.

this team isn't going to miss a regional right?

Just now, Hookem2147 said:

Thomas’ average has actually increased the last two weeks.

There are much bigger problems than those two.

Fair enough. Maybe the correct critique is that they are never clutch. Whenever we have to have a hit, they are popping out. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

this team isn't going to miss a regional right?

Naw, we will be a 3 seed in the College station regional and end our season with a loss to 2 seed Texas state. 

Nothing else matters if we don't get starting pitching figured out.   You can't have 2 of 3 starters going 2 innings.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Fair enough. Maybe the correct critique is that they are never clutch. Whenever we have to have a hit, they are popping out. 

Probably cuz outside of the first inning they are continually coming up after the bottom of the order has shat the bed.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Nothing else matters if we don't get starting pitching figured out.   You can't have 2 of 3 starters going 2 innings.

LBJ sucking has been an unfortunate development. 3 straight losses on Thurs/Fri. 

hey we didn't walk the .180 hitter.   progress!

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this team isn't going to miss a regional right?

I doubt it. Looking at the schedule we are prolly looking at 34-21 or so. 3 seed at aggy seems likely

9 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

“A lying piece of shit”. Wow lol. Sorry I got confused about which coach who hasn’t accomplished shit you were advocating for.

Ive literally called for DP to be fired many times on this board. But I am not replacing him with a bunch of dudes who haven’t done anything.

Why are you such a thin skinned pussy? Maybe don’t talk shit to everyone else if you’re gonna act like a baby when someone says something back.

That’s a lot of words to just say “I’m an ardent David Pierce supporter. I would never replace him unless someone promised me a sure thing so I can sleep at night without my safety blanket. “

Need Peyton to get on base for Flores to go yard.  Should be simple, right?

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s a lot of words to just say “I’m an ardent David Pierce supporter. I would never replace him unless someone promised me a sure thing so I can sleep at night without my safety blanket. “

For someone who refers to another as a “lying piece of shit” you sure have a way of making up arguments in your head.

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Just now, hobbes2702 said:

For someone who refers to another as a “lying piece of shit” you sure have a way of making up arguments in your head.

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At least attempt to be original, guy. Good lord. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

At least attempt to be original, guy. Good lord. 

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Boehm and Flores the only men on the team. The rest are boys. 

Duplantier and Whitehead seem pretty fearless.   Both have been shelled in the past but keep putting up good performances.

Am I the only adult who thinks a grown-ass man retreiving a foul ball and not giving it to a kid is grounds for getting tossed from the ballpark?

Peyton is so out in front of everything right now. Just rollovers or Ks everytime 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Am I the only adult who thinks a grown-ass man retreiving a foul ball and not giving it to a kid is grounds for getting tossed from the ballpark?

Agreed. And this trend has worsened since the 90s. People are super selfish nowadays. 

3 minutes ago, Balcones said:

We got this. 

Narrator:  The University of Texas Longhorns baseball team did not, in fact, have this.

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Agreed. And this trend has worsened since the 90s. People are super selfish nowadays. 

"Hey honey, check it out, I grabbed this from under the seat in front of us!  Surely that's good for a blowie tonight, right?"

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s a lot of words to just say “I’m an ardent David Pierce supporter. I would never replace him unless someone promised me a sure thing so I can sleep at night without my safety blanket. “

The two guys you suggested have 2 CWS appearances in 38 combined seasons as head coaches, come on now

Just now, chase25 said:

The two guys you suggested have 2 CWS appearances in 38 combined seasons as head coaches, come on now

Careful now.

Yikes.  Texas baseball has dropped off so much.  

Just now, dcar00 said:

holy shit with that call.

Smallest zone of the season until right now

On 4/4/2024 at 8:10 PM, David Dennison said:

Welp, let's hope this series follows the pattern.

Narrator: It didn't.

just keep on winning series....BYU just made their season.  

what a dumpster fire.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Dangerously close to missing the post season now

If we finish in the top 4 of the conference we aren’t missing the post season. That means we gotta not lose series to the worst teams in the conference though.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

If pierce doesnt make the cws next season, he gone. Plain and simple. Full stop

well I hope CDC is getting ready because he ain't making the CWS next year.

That little closer came in and shoved it up the ass of our 2-3-4 hitters. Make that 2-3-5

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If pierce doesnt make the cws next season, he gone. Plain and simple. Full stop

Thanks for the insight, Chris.

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