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immamac has permabanmed me against bob’s wishes. read this thread before it disappears.

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16 hours ago, F250 said:

You know what he did for the first 17 of his 26 years on Hornsfans, Shaggy and Surly? Counterintelligence. Derka's gone. There is no Derka.

wrong.

Every one of us is Derka...

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    i've been on these boards for 25 years.  this is not "the internet", and should never be dismissed as that, especially to excuse or allow what might be labeled "typical and unavoidable online bullying

  • Let’s be very clear here. We all know what happens with Derka he often takes criticism of his opinions as an  attack and overreacts. He has mental illness, that he freely acknowledges. Everyone here k

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    Just saw this thread.  From a site business perspective, I would guess that derka still drives plenty of views and activity when he has something to say. Conversely, MotownHorn is a bandwidth dra

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Derka's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already

It’s a mystery. It’s a mystery, wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. The fucking Derkas don’t even know. Don’t you get it?

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

The greatest trick Derka ever pulled is convincing Surly he doesn’t exist.

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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

The greatest trick Derka ever pulled is convincing Surly he doesn’t exist.

Then he complained that we didn't think he existed.

On 5/28/2024 at 4:17 PM, freyguy said:

wrong.

Every one of us is Derka

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Oops, too late.

In a way, all of us has a Derka to face. For some, shyness might be their Derka. For others, a lack of education might be their Derka. For us, Derka is a big, unstable man who wants to blow up thread discussions. But as sure as my name is South Austin, the people of Surly can conquer their own personal Derka, who also happens to be the actual Derka!

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On 5/28/2024 at 5:03 PM, MissingInAction said:

I'm Derka!!

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On 5/28/2024 at 7:53 PM, Incredulity said:

The greatest trick Derka ever pulled is convincing Surly he doesn’t exist.

I made both of these jokes already but it's sort of evergreen content.

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

 

I made both of these jokes already but it's sort of evergreen content.

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I missed 842 posts about derka getting banned since I don’t come to this sub often.

842. Crazy. I read probably the first 50 and the last 50. Unless there is some serious shit in between I’d say good for Derka for doing the right thing and opting out. Get your shit together derka, and I mean that in a good way bro.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

I missed 842 posts about derka getting banned since I don’t come to this sub often.

842. Crazy. I read probably the first 50 and the last 50. Unless there is some serious shit in between I’d say good for Derka for doing the right thing and opting out. Get your shit together derka, and I mean that in a good way bro.

You also missed him coming back about a week later. 

Derka actually stayed away longer than I expected.  I gave it 72 hours. 

it was my understanding that there would be no derka

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Should have come back as GU2

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On 6/6/2024 at 10:26 PM, markstanco said:

I’d say good for Derka for doing the right thing and opting out. Get your shit together derka, and I mean that in a good way bro.

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On 6/6/2024 at 11:59 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

You also missed him coming back about a week later. 

Wut? The new guy is definitely not Derka. It’s in the damn name. Can’t you read? 

On 6/6/2024 at 11:59 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

You also missed him coming back about a week later. 

The whole thing got him exactly what he wanted...attention. 

Can't wait for the next thread, tho I'm gonna suggest maybe keep it to this thread

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14 hours ago, Deej said:

The whole thing got him exactly what he wanted...attention. 

I kinda skimmed this thread and am left attempting to better understand him and what he deals with on a daily basis. I feel like even though this website provides a valuable place within his life’s construct, I think that the negatives of this site outweigh whatever positives he takes from here.

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On 6/14/2024 at 12:39 AM, UpperWestside said:

I feel like even though this website provides a valuable place within his life’s construct, I think that the negatives of this site outweigh whatever positives he takes from here.

I think that you need to reassess the positive value of a drawer full of really cheap “boom motherfucker” T-shirts.

If you didn't know anything about shaggy or surly and had to catch up on several years, you could just read this thread

 

On the other hand, if you were a race of aliens deciding whether to invade earth or not, you'd decide to move on to another planet

7 hours ago, runthebone said:

If you didn't know anything about shaggy or surly and had to catch up on several years, you could just read this thread

 

On the other hand, if you were a race of aliens deciding whether to invade earth or not, you'd decide to move on to another planet

Or maybe they would decide 

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On 7/11/2024 at 5:03 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

When is this thread going to disappear?

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4 minutes ago, petscii said:

#FREE DERKA!

He spent about a week in a halfway house and is now free on the streets. His rehab didn’t take. 

my posts in that thread exclusively got (lots of) pos rep and support, and the guy who called me a fatass for no reason apologized. but yeah you really nailed the tenor of that thread with your post here. just great stuff as usual rex. everyone here values your many contributions to the discussions  on these boards. 👌🏻 

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10 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

That dude is legit crazy and I don’t want to engage him again.

well you are nailing it on that front. 

On 8/27/2024 at 7:08 AM, Derka said:

my posts in that thread exclusively got (lots of) pos rep and support, and the guy who called me a fatass for no reason apologized. but yeah you really nailed the tenor of that thread with your post here. just great stuff as usual rex. everyone here values your many contributions to the discussions  on these boards. 👌🏻 

Don't take the bait.

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Don't take the bait.

 

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

lol.

Rex/Portahouse is a master baiter, after all 

6 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I wonder who @RKFU44 is hmmmmm

signed up for a new account just to neg rep that post lol. that’s normal.

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