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#51
37 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

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First time I've ever been on time for work!  Except for all of those Daylight Savings days.... lousy farmers....

#52
5 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

 

First time I've ever been on time for work!  Except for all of those Daylight Savings days.... lousy farmers....

I see Esc, Ctrl, PgUp. Where's the Any key?

#53

the stonecutters song

 

best smithers gay moments

computer screen saver: "hello smithers, you're quite good at turning me on" 

smothers talking to Lisa: "um, you should probably ignore that"

 

 

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#59

Miles likes the Mr. Sparkle episode, which is actually a sidestory to the Listen Lady one.

#61
13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Miles likes the Mr. Sparkle episode, which is actually a sidestory to the Listen Lady one.

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#63
51 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT.  CAN YOU SEE THAT I AM SERIOUS

JOIN ME OR DIE. CAN YOU DO ANY LESS?

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#64

And we all must admit Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz were two of the greatest characters ever on tv, along with Barney Fife.

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#65

Here Comes the Metric System

Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly

#66
5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Here Comes the Metric System

Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly

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#68
2 hours ago, WBT said:

Here Comes the Metric System

Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly

Nothing beats "Meat & You: Partners in Freedom"... the best Troy McClure film strip in the history of The Simpsons.

"Let's visit the killing floor!  (gasp)  Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy, it's not really a floor... it's more a steel grating that allows material to sloose through so it can be collected and exported..."

 

#69

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.

#71
On ‎7‎/‎20‎/‎2018 at 1:32 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh, probably something all hard core Simpsons fans here know about, but just in case:

 

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omg Thank you

I think smart phones have killed this one for all time.  But this moment was pristine.

 

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#72
mr sparkle, lmao
 


Hey Chief, let’s talk why not?
I’m Mr. Sparkle.
Ah, you like mr sparkle-adah. You have very lucky dishes.
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#90
16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Damn that sucks. 

What others characters are offensive? Barney?

Groundskeeper Willie and the chubby exchange student Ooter come to mind. Not as offensive necessarily, just as stereotypical.

#91
21 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Groundskeeper Willie and the chubby exchange student Ooter come to mind. Not as offensive necessarily, just as stereotypical.

Bumblebee Man as well.

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#94
18 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

This year's Halloween special was pretty underwhelming. 

I haven't watched a new one in 20 years.

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#96

Watched this one last night.  My favorite of all Treehouses:

 

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#99
On 3/15/2020 at 2:41 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

Waaave to the people!   Blow them kisses!

LOL love the "Pulp Fiction" episode. 

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