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Clark is cooking early 

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i am loving this upset if that happens.  Texas was the first undefeated natty back in 1986.

What women's college basketball teams have gone undefeated?
  • 1986: Texas Longhorns (34–0)
  • 1995: UConn Huskies (35–0)
  • 1998: Tennessee Lady Vols (39–0)
  • 2002: UConn Huskies (39–0)
  • 2009: UConn Huskies (39–0)
  • 2010: UConn Huskies (39–0)
  • 2012: Baylor Lady Bears (40–0)
  • 2014: UConn Huskies (40–0)

Edited by Make em eat Taco Bell

Iowa buttfucking Carolina early 

I made my first bet ever on womens hoops today getting Iowa at +229. I watch almost zero womens hoops, but the couple of times I tuned in to catch Clark, she was the best player on the court by a factor of at least 2X. I'll take those odds with a player that much better than everyone else all day long. Now the question is do I take SC at +ML in game to lock in a win. 

Damn, the announcers made a point of Iowa jumping ahead 7-0 without Clark scoring.  Clark then had 18 of Iowa's 20 for the rest of the quarter.

18 first quarter points. She’s just silly. So fun to watch 

And it's not like she sets up shop at a spot on the court she's always in motion. 

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the female Pistol Pete.

who do you think is the best Texas Lady Horn ever? Clarissa Davis?

dumb and dumber GIF

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Iowa fans are channeling their inner K-state fan every fan base in the country I see

”WE DON’T FOUL, THEY ALWAYS FOUL!”

Works the same way as holding in college football.

This is a very entertaining game. Both teams are very good.

How do you take that shot after receiving that pass?

Just now, Underdog said:

Cardoso should feast all day in the paint. 

Yep. No answer. Iowa is getting crushed on the boards 

20-0 edge in bench points for USCe. I thought before the tourney that they would win. I think they are just a better team.

Edited by PittsburghTiger

This matchup is very much like the men's finals matchup. South Carolina is like Uconn with a superior all around team. Iowa has a freak of nature in Clark just like Purdue's Edey. 

Dawn Staley looks like a black version of Susie from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I can just hear her screaming “JEFF YOU FAT FUCK”

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Iowa fans are channeling their inner K-state fan I see

”WE DON’T FOUL, THEY ALWAYS FOUL!”

All my rivals gotta be this we way.

(Fuck, we are too)

On ESPN they are having the Bird & Taurasi broadcast, with guests, sort of like they have done for the college football broadcasts. I’ve always liked both of them and I think their insights are pretty good. I always kind of liked UConn’s gals team as well, a Big East thing I reckon so I don’t mind listening to them at all. I haven’t watched any of the ABC broadcast. Who is doing the game? 

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Yeah I feel like SC's depth might be the difference.

22-0 bench point edge for USCe

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

On ESPN they are having the Bird & Taurasi broadcast, with guests, sort of like they have done for the college football broadcasts. I’ve always liked both of them and I think their insights are pretty good. I always kind of liked UConn’s gals team as well, a Big East thing I reckon so I don’t mind listening to them at all. I haven’t watched any of the ABC broadcast. Who is doing the game? 

Lobo and Ruocco

Just now, Js1 said:

Lobo and Ruocco

I like Lobo. Don’t really care to hear the other one. I’ll stick with Bird & Taurasi.

13 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This matchup is very much like the men's finals matchup. South Carolina is like Uconn with a superior all around team. Iowa has a freak of nature in Clark just like Purdue's Edey. 

Iowa has nothing remotely resembling Clingan in the women's game

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I like Lobo. Don’t really care to hear the other one. I’ll stick with Bird & Taurasi.

Big Lobo fan too. She knows the game

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Iowa has nothing remotely resembling Clingan in the women's game

Both Clark and Edey are nightmares for the opposing teams. They do their damages in different ways but they both are freaks of nature imo.

The hustle on both sides of the ball and the decision making on moving the ball around by both teams makes me sad for Texas mens basketball.

Lot of whistle swallowing when iowa did anything 

 

sc better be up by 40 or else 

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

The hustle on both sides of the ball and the decision making on moving the ball around by both teams makes me sad for Texas mens basketball.

If we are being honest, our women's team was not in the same league either. I thought we lacked team speed and athleticism to make a deeper run. 

Again great feed from Clark and weak shit in the paint

SC is just too much. A title is going to be the one thing missing from Clark’s resume 

Buttfucking has reversed

If it's a clean block, then why don't you just playon instead of calling a jump ball?

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