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Clipboard.

Clipboard and a serious expression.

With a clipboard and a serious expression, you can wander the entire building.

On 7/20/2018 at 7:31 PM, Washpark said:

For reasons outside of the company's control, I was hired into a role that now can't have me do my job for the next 6 to 12 months. I was told informally just look busy. 

I need to find ways to kill time and look busy. I have my own office but only requirement is that I need to be in the office most days 8 - 5. 

What are the best ways to kill time / not go crazy while doing nothing? I have already taken up 2 hour lunches. I fly to nyc at least once a month for 1 hour investor meetings so probably will add int'l bs travel to my schedule.

Might I suggest MS Paint and dick drawing?

38 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Clipboard.

Clipboard and a serious expression.

With a clipboard and a serious expression, you can wander the entire building.

And nobody bothers the guy walking around with a clipboard. Bothering that guy will get you noticed. They might ask your name. Jot it down. Nope, best to just leave that guy alone.

And nobody bothers the guy walking around with a clipboard. Bothering that guy will get you noticed. They might ask your name. Jot it down. Nope, best to just leave that guy alone.


That guy is a dickhead.

inevitably someone will walk into your office to ask a stupid question. immediately walk out and tell them you need to return some video tapes.

Do you gamble?  Start playing online Poker tournaments.

You could play numerous sit-and-go events in a day and make some decent change if you are smart about it.

Please make sure to change arms every other day. We don't want you pulling a Quagmire. 

 

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OP, I have some suggestions to help pass the time:

Write a manifesto.

Install a chin up bar in your office and get swole.

Become the post leader on Surlyhorns.com.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Going with masturbation as first order after my secretary installs blinds for my office.

I just lost the company over $10M from an accounting basis and got a bonus. Lulz.

Going to spend next few weeks to plan my 3-week vacation in Asia.

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