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I always wondered what it would be like to be friends with this guy.

32 minutes ago, trza-hawk said:

I always wondered what it would be like to be friends with this guy.

I hope you find out someday

Lou Holtz used to tell a story about that touchdown run, probably apocryphal-- he's on the sideline, OJ pulls off that run and scores, Woody Hayes grabs Lou and yells "why did OJ go 80 yards????" and Holtz answered, "Coach, that's all he needed". 

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Lou Holtz used to tell a story about that touchdown run, probably apocryphal-- he's on the sideline, OJ pulls off that run and scores, Woody Hayes grabs Lou and yells "why did OJ go 80 yards????" and Holtz answered, "Coath, thath all he needed". 

FIFY

  • 4 years later...

I'll let you decide if the "p" stands for piss or peace. 

 

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I'll never forgive him for fucking with my Rockets viewing.

Fuck, I feel like I jinxed him in the LT peanut thread

Fuck that guy. The world is a better place with his exit. Just a sorry piece of shit who deserved worse than he got.

Fuck cancer and fuck murderers

But cancer murderers are ok.

RIP Nordberg. Party at the Goldmans.
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Donations to his charity can be made in his honor at http : slash backslash backslash slash slash backslash 

Question for lawyers. Does this now free up the assets he was shielding from the plaintiffs in the civil suit?

I'm glad Fred Goldman got to outlive OJ. I hope it brings him some comfort knowing OJ is now deceased. 

This hits close to home, as I drank orange juice for breakfast this morning.

 

And actually, I finished the container and threw it away.  That's poetic, or something.

2 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Maybe it was just a uniquely 90’s thing that happened in the exact right time and place with all the necessary ingredients for it to happen, but I’ve never understood how he was found not guilty and how so many laypeople were convinced he was not guilty as it became a rally around the race flag more than a legal case with facts, etc. 

I would like to think in 2024 this would have been an open and shut case, but who knows. OJ clearly lucked out in life but his eternal life is probably hell, and that seems like that’s not a great trade.

Well it’s been a minute but didn’t the police make some serious fuck ups and/or tamper/create evidence?  Mark furman?  It was enough to cast some doubt, which is all that is required by law and more than enough for the public to take a position. 

1 minute ago, miguelito said:

This hits close to home, as I drank orange juice for breakfast this morning.

This hits close to home because I murdered my ex-wife and a waiter this morning.

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

This hits close to home because I murdered my ex-wife and a waiter this morning.

Well I hope you find the real killer one day. 

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

This hits close to home because I murdered my ex-wife and a waiter this morning.

At least you’ve admitted it. 

Cancer denies causing the death and has hired Johnny Cochran while trying to find the real killer.

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"I freely admit to feeling cheated that OJ Simpson didn't get life for his crimes. That he probably will never be brought to his arthritic knees. I assuage my anger by reassuring myself that he will never again elicit the respect and admiration of reasonable people. That he'll always be whispered about like some latter-day Hester Prynne wearing an "M" instead of an "A". And that he will always be surrounded by back-slappers, sycophants, ass-kissing golfing buddies, and coke whores who are looking to thrill-fuck a murderer. Hey, you know what folks? I think he DID get life. Yeah he did. You're our "bitch" now OJ."

- Dennis Miller, May 11 1996

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well it’s been a minute but didn’t the police make some serious fuck ups and/or tamper/create evidence?  Mark furman?  It was enough to cast some doubt, which is all that is required by law and more than enough for the public to take a position. 

Yeah and many recent documentaries and a limited series drama on it explaining all that in context of race riots in LA and massive corruption against black people by LAPD and trolly mctrollface “has no idea” how it could have happened 

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