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2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

This hits close to home because I murdered my ex-wife and a waiter this morning.

I'll be your rhyming attorney. You'll never be strapped to the gurney.

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

This hits close to home because I murdered my ex-wife and a waiter this morning.

Do you offer discounts on your services if someone just needs an ex-wife "taken care of"?  The waiter at the restaurant last week was shit, but he wasn't bad enough to get kilt.

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well it’s been a minute but didn’t the police make some serious fuck ups and/or tamper/create evidence?  Mark furman?  It was enough to cast some doubt, which is all that is required by law and more than enough for the public to take a position. 

It was all about the venue.  The DA should have filed the case in Santa Monica judicial district instead of downtown Los Angeles.  That is all that mattered in this case.  Everyone knew he did it.  The jury just did not care.

If the carcinoma doesn't fit, you must acquit.  

The hearse better be a white bronco.

Back to work, lol. 

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20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So are we sitting shiva for him?

OJ Simpson... not a Jew.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well it’s been a minute but didn’t the police make some serious fuck ups and/or tamper/create evidence?  Mark furman?  It was enough to cast some doubt, which is all that is required by law and more than enough for the public to take a position. 

Yes they did. It was like the state of california voluntarily dropping a football before entering the end zone

18 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The juice is expired. 

 

The juice is duece?

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All-time Baba Booey. Peter Jennings live World News Tonight.

 

 

 

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36 minutes ago, huge said:

I'll never forgive him for fucking with my Rockets viewing.

 

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7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Yes they did. It was like the state of california voluntarily dropping a football before entering the end zone

That and feeling the need to get caught planting evidence despite an already strong case

I guess God finally thought the Juice was worth the squeeze.

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In lieu of a traditional black horse, the family has asked the casket be transported by white bronco.  

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Fuck him for interrupting the Rockets game

31 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:


But cancer murderers are ok.

RIP Nordberg. Party at the Goldmans.

FYI, our very own Nordberg lives on here on Surly under the handle @Red Five.

14 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

It was all about the venue.  The DA should have filed the case in Santa Monica judicial district instead of downtown Los Angeles.  That is all that mattered in this case.  Everyone knew he did it.  The jury just did not care.

Username sort of checks out.

The real crime of the century was the Rockets-Knicks NBA finals being interrupted by the Bronco freeway fiasco. This psychologically crushed me and I haven't been able to hold down a steady job since. Many of you have supported me over the years, and I appreciate it more than I can express with words, but for those of you who were not aware of my struggles caused by this incident, please consider donating to my GoFundMe.  

6 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

That and feeling the need to get caught planting evidence despite an already strong case

 

17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Cancer denies causing the death and has hired Johnny Cochran while trying to find the real killer.

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The Juice once was loose

Managed to avoid the noose

Cancer cooked his goose

 

O J, stabby as hell

Somehow he avoided the jail

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33 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So he’s never gonna catch the real killer?

OJ heard the real killer died last week.

THAT'S how dedicated he is to catching him.

The real crime of the century was the Rockets-Knicks NBA finals being interrupted by the Bronco freeway fiasco. This psychologically crushed me and I haven't been able to hold down a steady job since. Many of you have supported me over the years, and I appreciate it more than I can express with words, but for those of you who were not aware of my struggles caused by this incident, please consider donating to my GoFundMe.  

No way they interrupt that game if Jordan was playing.
27 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'll be your rhyming attorney. You'll never be strapped to the gurney.

Sounds great. Just so you know, I may have left my lucky stabbin' hat at the scene. 

This dude single-handedly caused like 2 years of Jay Leno monologues

39 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Maybe it was just a uniquely 90’s thing that happened in the exact right time and place with all the necessary ingredients for it to happen, but I’ve never understood how he was found not guilty and how so many laypeople were convinced he was not guilty as it became a rally around the race flag more than a legal case with facts, etc. 

I would like to think in 2024 this would have been an open and shut case, but who knows. OJ clearly lucked out in life but his eternal life is probably hell, and that seems like that’s not a great trade.

You had a bunch of jurors who had felt powerless their whole lives and they finally had the chance to have the power in their hands, and they used it. He was never going to be found guilty with that jury.

I was working the US Open at Oakmont the day of the Bronco cruise. That was June 17. There were eight big screen TVs in the press tent and seven were on the Bronco and one was on the World Cup. The European media was watching the two WC games that day and the rest of the TVs were on the Bronco, not the golf. It was really strange.

It is kind of wild that there was a time when the news in the United States was so boring we thought OJ murdering his wife was something worth obsessing about for months.

Anyway he is dead now.

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It is kind of wild that there was a time when the news in the United States was so boring we thought OJ murdering his wife was something worth obsessing about for months.

Anyway he is dead now.

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If the same thing happened today, it would create substantially the same kind of circus.

There would be some differences due to the absurd political climate of the day, but it would still be huge.

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