April 20, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, nnm said: Ron Goldman cares, and so does the jury that awarded him a civil judgment against OJ. The criminal jury found that the prosecution had not met its burden of proving beyond a reasonable doubt that OJ caused the deaths. The civil jury found that a preponderance of the evidence established that he did cause the deaths. There’s a huge difference in the standards of proof necessary in criminal and civil proceedings. You’ll care if you get in a wreck and the other driver isn't prosecuted or is acquitted by a criminal jury, but you can still recover from him in a civil suit. Lolawyers. WE can't put the killer in jail but we can sure sue him for all he is worth. and then never collect a quarter.
April 20, 20241 yr 43 minutes ago, notre dame joe said: Lolawyers. WE can't put the killer in jail but we can sure sue him for all he is worth. and then never collect a quarter. Nothing said about justice, but at least the civil lawyers effectively made OJ's "if I did it" book so worthless because they were gonna take every dime made off of it, that they dropped the book anyways. Regardless of whether or not he should have been found guilty in the criminal trial, that book was tacky as hell and on a human level, fuck OJ Simpson for that shit. I'm glad he wasn't allowed to profit off that.
May 2May 2 Not to be outdone https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/john-elways-business-partner-ex-agent-dies-after-fall-from-golf-cart-driven-by-hall-of-fame-qb-per-report/ Quote John Elway's business partner, ex-agent dies after fall from golf cart driven by Hall of Fame QB, per report Quote TMZ reported that Elway was the driver of the golf cart when Sperbeck fell and hit his head on asphalt. The incident is still under investigation by the Riverside County Sherriff's office. TMZ reported that there were no indications that Elway was driving inadequately when Sperbeck fell.
May 2May 2 31 minutes ago, chainsaw said: TMZ reported that there were no indications that Elway was driving inadequately when Sperbeck fell. Right, cause it was moving
May 3May 3 The amount of people that get killed or seriously injured falling out of golf carts is surprising to me.
May 3May 3 20 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: The amount of people that get killed or seriously injured falling out of golf carts is surprising to me. Surprisingly low given the amount of alcohol consumed by your typical weekend hacker. According to Google AI, about 600 deaths and 15,000 injuries per year. Okay, I guess not low after all. Edited May 3May 3 by aggie08
May 4May 4 Popular Post Let's see, where on surly should I post about a guy dying after falling off of Elway's golf cart? I know, I'll bump a year old thread about O.J.
May 4May 4 25 minutes ago, WBT said: Let's see, where on surly should I post about a guy dying after falling off of Elway's golf cart? I know, I'll bump a year old thread about O.J. Better than starting another thread.
May 4May 4 Yeah, we should just have one thread where everyone post every thought that pops into their head
May 4May 4 Here's the "everything has already been said before we've got nothing new to say so we're saying it all in one thread" thread. Spoiler: no, it ain't Rickrolling, but you've probably all been there before and it's close enough.
May 4May 4 15 minutes ago, WBT said: Yeah, we should just have one thread where everyone post every thought that pops into their head
May 4May 4 The amount of people that get killed or seriously injured falling out of golf carts is surprising to me. The first pair of titties I got to feel belonged to a girl named Sara the summer between 8th grade and freshman year. They were nice. Freshman year of college she came back to town and was at the country club after hours drinking with a large group. They went out on a golf cart and she managed to fall out of it and land on the beer bottle she drinking from. Bottle broke and stabbed her right thru the heart. Nice titties didn’t save her.
May 4May 4 2 hours ago, WBT said: Yeah, we should just have one thread where everyone post every thought that pops into their head Have you met Gil Bang? Parliament? Derka?
May 4May 4 On 5/3/2025 at 9:16 AM, Kennythetiger said: The amount of people that get killed or seriously injured falling out of golf carts is surprising to me. Not so surprising when you factor in all the carts used at retirement communities.
May 4May 4 13 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said: The first pair of titties I got to feel belonged to a girl named Sara the summer between 8th grade and freshman year. They were nice. Freshman year of college she came back to town and was at the country club after hours drinking with a large group. They went out on a golf cart and she managed to fall out of it and land on the beer bottle she drinking from. Bottle broke and stabbed her right thru the heart. Nice titties didn’t save her. I guess this is the appropriate thread for stories of hot chicks being stabbed to death.
May 4May 4 48 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said: The first pair of titties I got to feel belonged to a girl named Sara the summer between 8th grade and freshman year. They were nice. Freshman year of college she came back to town and was at the country club after hours drinking with a large group. They went out on a golf cart and she managed to fall out of it and land on the beer bottle she drinking from. Bottle broke and stabbed her right thru the heart. Nice titties didn’t save her. Beth Foster. Summer between 6th and 7th grade. She was 2 years older. I had no idea what in the hell I was doing.
May 4May 4 14 minutes ago, nnm said: Beth Foster. Summer between 6th and 7th grade. She was 2 years older. I had no idea what in the hell I was doing. I still don’t.
May 4May 4 1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said: The first pair of titties I got to feel belonged to a girl named Sara the summer between 8th grade and freshman year. They were nice. Freshman year of college she came back to town and was at the country club after hours drinking with a large group. They went out on a golf cart and she managed to fall out of it and land on the beer bottle she drinking from. Bottle broke and stabbed her right thru the heart. Nice titties didn’t save her.
May 5May 5 2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said: Not so surprising when you factor in all the carts used at retirement communities. We have had two fatalities on golf carts since I have moved into my neighborhood, 13 years ago. Didn't know the gal that hit a brick mailbox at 30 mph, but knew the second, Phyllis. Mid 60s, usually saw her at the 19th Hole. My buddy hired her on as a cashier at the liquor store. Her and her husband got in a drunken argument coming back from The Hole. She decided she was getting out of the golf cart, again, at 30 mph. Sixty year old women can't exactly jump off and run down to a stop. Stepped off and did a header right into the pavement. CHIEF
May 5May 5 7 hours ago, Deej said: 600 hundred club openings a year might be a good thing. What is a "hundred club"?
May 5May 5 6 hours ago, WBT said: Yeah, we should just have one thread where everyone post every thought that pops into their head
May 5May 5 7 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: Better than starting another thread. It’s really not. It’s retarded that it’s posted in an OJ thread when it has nothing to do with OJ.
May 5May 5 3 hours ago, nnm said: Beth Foster. Summer between 6th and 7th grade. She was 2 years older. I had no idea what in the hell I was doing. I can't say her name because she moved to Austin and might know some of y'all. Also, serious cray-cray with that one. hot tho
May 5May 5 22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: It’s really not. It’s retarded that it’s posted in an OJ thread when it has nothing to do with OJ. Norm might not agree with that
May 5May 5 15 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: It’s really not. It’s retarded that it’s posted in an OJ thread when it has nothing to do with OJ. They should rename the thread to "NFL Legends who kill people in their spare time"
May 5May 5 Every time this thread gets bumped, I open it hoping to find “breaking news, the real killer has been found!”
May 5May 5 1 minute ago, NoRagrets said: Every time this thread gets bumped, I open it hoping to find “breaking news, the real killer has been found!” It was Eminem and Marcus Allen
May 5May 5 21 hours ago, Not a cat said: I guess this is the appropriate thread for stories of hot chicks being stabbed to death. My entry
May 5May 5 19 hours ago, CHIEF said: We have had two fatalities on golf carts since I have moved into my neighborhood, 13 years ago. Didn't know the gal that hit a brick mailbox at 30 mph, but knew the second, Phyllis. Mid 60s, usually saw her at the 19th Hole. My buddy hired her on as a cashier at the liquor store. Her and her husband got in a drunken argument coming back from The Hole. She decided she was getting out of the golf cart, again, at 30 mph. Sixty year old women can't exactly jump off and run down to a stop. Stepped off and did a header right into the pavement. CHIEF Maybe there will be social security for me if more of this happens. In.
May 6May 6 7 hours ago, NoRagrets said: Every time this thread gets bumped, I open it hoping to find “breaking news, the real killer has been found!” Every time this thread is bumped, I smile knowing that asshole is dead.
May 6May 6 On 5/4/2025 at 8:19 PM, CHIEF said: We have had two fatalities on golf carts since I have moved into my neighborhood, 13 years ago. Didn't know the gal that hit a brick mailbox at 30 mph, but knew the second, Phyllis. Mid 60s, usually saw her at the 19th Hole. My buddy hired her on as a cashier at the liquor store. Her and her husband got in a drunken argument coming back from The Hole. She decided she was getting out of the golf cart, again, at 30 mph. Sixty year old women can't exactly jump off and run down to a stop. Stepped off and did a header right into the pavement. CHIEF Nice humblebrag.
May 6May 6 16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: Every time this thread is bumped, I smile knowing that asshole is dead. I always thought he was a cool guy, aside from the wife beating and double murdering.
May 7May 7 On 5/4/2025 at 8:19 PM, CHIEF said: We have had two fatalities on golf carts since I have moved into my neighborhood, 13 years ago. Didn't know the gal that hit a brick mailbox at 30 mph, but knew the second, Phyllis. Mid 60s, usually saw her at the 19th Hole. My buddy hired her on as a cashier at the liquor store. Her and her husband got in a drunken argument coming back from The Hole. She decided she was getting out of the golf cart, again, at 30 mph. Sixty year old women can't exactly jump off and run down to a stop. Stepped off and did a header right into the pavement. CHIEF did the husband write a book called "If I Did It" with fictional account of how he would have killed his wife in a golf cart?
May 7May 7 This thread hits close to home since everytime I’m driving the cart I try to sling my buddy out of it
May 7May 7 3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: This thread hits close to home since everytime I’m driving the cart I try to sling my buddy out of it
May 7May 7 On 5/4/2025 at 9:54 PM, Rimbo said: I can't say her name because she moved to Austin and might know some of y'all. Also, serious cray-cray with that one. hot tho She has a horn, doesn’t she?
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