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This could actually be pretty good given Farley's crazy life with copious amounts of hookers and blow.

Farley Biopic 

Paul Walter Hauser is probably best known for playing Richard Jewell in the Clint Eastwood movie of the same name, and winning an Emmy and Golden Globe for mini-series Black Bird.

Also, an erstwhile rapper...bad but, I assume, intentionally funny.

 

15 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Please don't suck.

Yes, please don’t. I was heartbroken when Chris Farley died. His story deserves a quality film.

47 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Probably the only guy that could play Farley, so they’re off to a good start. 

"Hey, you'd be perfect for a Chris Farley biopic!" may be the most backhanded compliment an actor could get.

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43 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

"Hey, you'd be perfect for a Chris Farley biopic!" may be the most backhanded compliment an actor could get.

Beats going to a casting for a character described as "extremely ugly"...or something similar.

I've cast a few of those and it's hard not to feel bad for the person auditioning.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Please don't suck.

 

52 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yes, please don’t. I was heartbroken when Chris Farley died. His story deserves a quality film.

Lorne Michael is producing so I think he'll do him justice.

I see they're using the same brilliant casting call as the Bob Marley biopic idiots:

Marley - any black guy who can do a Jamaican accent

Farley - any fat white guy under 40

PWH was incredible in Black Bird. If you haven’t seen it you should cue it up next (Apple TV). Bonkers true crime story with Taron Egerton, Greg Kinnear, Ray Liotta.

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Beats going to a casting for a character described as "extremely ugly"...or something similar.

I've cast a few of those and it's hard not to feel bad for the person auditioning.

"I'm sorry, you're just too attractive for this role" doesn't seem like the most difficult rejection to lay on the poor ugly bastard.

13 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Paul Walter Hauser is probably best known for playing Richard Jewell in the Clint Eastwood movie of the same name, and winning an Emmy and Golden Globe for mini-series Black Bird.

 

He was great in I Tonya

Thread title should've been

Olaf directs Chris Farley biopic starring Sting Ray from Cobra Kai. 

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4 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Thread title should've been

Olaf directs Chris Farley biopic starring Sting Ray from Cobra Kai. 

Well, la-di-da 

*Squints*  

I can't see so good, is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

 

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29 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Does Chris Farley really merit a bio-pic? 

 

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48 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Does Chris Farley really merit a bio-pic? 

Does Underdog merit a neg rep?

yes

Yea there is no way this isn't going to suck. And it's gonna be so sad and depressing.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Does Chris Farley really merit a bio-pic? 

Have you seen how many streaming apps there are and what qualifies as content to fill them?

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Does Chris Farley really merit a bio-pic? 

Your face merits a punch.

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Your face merits a punch.

Get in line, pal. 

On 4/14/2024 at 4:26 AM, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

He was great in I Tonya

 

On 4/14/2024 at 7:18 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Thread title should've been

Olaf directs Chris Farley biopic starring Sting Ray from Cobra Kai. 

He was basically the exact same character in both of those. 

19 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Daisy Jones pair is writing the screenplay. It seems like they’re doing all the right things. 

That's highly debatable. It was a pretty average show.

On 4/13/2024 at 4:44 PM, DixonHur said:

Beats going to a casting for a character described as "extremely ugly"...or something similar.

I've cast a few of those and it's hard not to feel bad for the person auditioning.

 

Lorne Michael is producing so I think he'll do him justice.

Most of the Lorne Michaels movies have been absolute dogshit. 

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6 hours ago, MrBig said:

Most of the Lorne Michaels movies have been absolute dogshit. 

You best not be besmirching MacGruber.

On 4/13/2024 at 1:07 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Probably the only guy that could play Farley, so they’re off to a good start. 

 

On 4/13/2024 at 1:57 PM, aggie08 said:

"Hey, you'd be perfect for a Chris Farley biopic!" may be the most backhanded compliment an actor could get.

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Gen X is finally starting to get our own retro/nostalgia movies, and you can shoot them directly into my veins.

19 hours ago, MrBig said:

Most of the Lorne Michaels movies have been absolute dogshit. 

 

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