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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Gilbert is an upper middle class suburb with a decent Mormon presence.  Apparently, kids are jumping people at in n outs and the mall.  When I was a bored teen I turned to heroin.  🤷‍♂️https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13292811/Arizona-teen-gang-Gilbert-Goons-preston-lord.html

Sounds like a very good way to get an injection of vitamin lead....upper class kids of prominent community members being complete cock-bags?  Umpossible....put those little murdering fucks in a Fed Pen with gen-pop and "leak" that they murdered kids.

Per the headline, “Arizona small town.” Gilbert is one of the fastest growing cities in America and has a population of 300,000. Hardly a quaint small town.

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So we've got a Talan, a Taylor, a Treston, and a Talyn?

 

I fucking hate white people.

 

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spoiled white kids being spoiled and white protected by parents. Nothing will happen 

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Kid deserves jailtime for that stupid fucking  haircut alone. 

Gilbert Arenas went to Arizona and he's crazy.

23 hours ago, closetohumping said:

When I was a bored teen I turned to heroin.

Yes well unfortunately that isn't a thing anymore.

#bringbackheroin

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8 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Kid deserves jailtime for that stupid fucking  haircut alone. 

Welcome to my world. My two youngest boys are 16 and 18, and it has been a competition to see who can have the ugliest stupid fucking haircut for going on 3 years now.

21 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Kid deserves jailtime for that stupid fucking  haircut alone. 

That kid looks like his head is getting ready to spin around while he vomits pea soup 

21 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Kid deserves jailtime for that stupid fucking  haircut alone. 

He'll be very well received in prison, and a well loved receiver. A 5 star rating I'm sure.

I’ll never understand why parents don’t get more involved.

On 4/19/2024 at 9:12 AM, Jiggy-Z said:

Welcome to my world. My two youngest boys are 16 and 18, and it has been a competition to see who can have the ugliest stupid fucking haircut for going on 3 years now.

When they’re asleep… 

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I’ll never understand why parents don’t get more involved.

Shitheel narcissist sociopath kids become this way because they have shitheel narcissist parents - the very playpen of parent who will never get involved in a good way.
On 4/18/2024 at 10:56 PM, Sawbonz said:

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Shitheel narcissist sociopath kids become this way because they have shitheel narcissist parents - the very playpen of parent who will never get involved in a good way.

I mean from the otherside.   A couple of times I had to have a chat with a kid and a parent, and gave the kid permission and some help on how to settle things.    

 

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On 4/18/2024 at 9:14 PM, Blotto said:

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Kid deserves jailtime for that stupid fucking  haircut alone. 

Ole Bubba just gonna come from behind and grab him by the fucking sides of his hair 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

I thought I was off the deep end my senior year splitting a sixer of Zima and a joint with a friend at lunch before strolling into Ms Pierce’s art history class.  

If you're a senior in HS taking art history and aren't showing up under the influence you're doing it wrong. 

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On 4/19/2024 at 8:12 AM, Jiggy-Z said:

Welcome to my world. My two youngest boys are 16 and 18, and it has been a competition to see who can have the ugliest stupid fucking haircut for going on 3 years now.

My friends 17 year old got a fucking perm. Looks like a scrawny white Patrick Mahomes. 

I make fun of him relentlessly because he's an asshole.

On 4/18/2024 at 10:14 PM, Blotto said:

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Kid deserves jailtime for that stupid fucking  haircut alone. 

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11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

It took me a while to see it, but now it can't be unseen.

preferred nomenclature is broccoli cut

Kinda reminds me of the Bird Rock Bandits. Pretty much can't get much more affluent than this neighborhood in La Jolla, but still needs a gang....

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16 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Those little shitheads won’t be so tough in gen pop.

Wait....you think that any of them will actually end up in prison?  I must have missed the part where we found out these dudes were poor blacks and browns.  Otherwise...rich white boys don't go to prison.

And you might want to scrub your denigrating remarks about these fine young men.  When they become governors and senators in 25 years or so, they will be looking for payback.

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

My friends 17 year old got a fucking perm. Looks like a scrawny white Patrick Mahomes. 

I make fun of him relentlessly because he's an asshole.

 

4 hours ago, troph said:

my son did this. I didn't realize the mushroom cut is a mahomes cut. fml.

Just had a convo with the wife about how all the kids on my son’s JV soccer team cannot have curly hair and they must be getting perms. She refused to believe it. 
 

just found and showed her these posts.  She has acquiesced but is confused as to why. I, having been one, am familiar with how dumb teenage boys are. 

On 4/20/2024 at 10:35 AM, Nivek said:

I’ll never understand why parents don’t get more involved.

Sometimes parents just don’t understand.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I, having been one, am familiar with how dumb teenage boys are.

Shit, I was incredibly fucking dumb as a teenager, but I wasn't dumb enough to perm my hair.

I'm not sure how getting a perm helps you get laid, but I'm assuming it must if it's a thing with teenage boys, at least based on my experience back in medieval times.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I had a glorious mullet at 17.

A fucking perm? GTFO.

You act like you don’t know people that permed their mullets

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I had a glorious mullet at 17.

A fucking perm? GTFO.

GTFO is exactly what my hairline is doing, and like the zero-sum spring game, really getting me pumped about my party in the back. 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 I must have missed the part where we found out these dudes were poor blacks and browns.  Otherwise...rich white boys don't go to prison.

 

I dont know how rich they are but there is some diversity in the goons

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You act like you don’t know people that permed their mullets

13 year old F250.

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3 hours ago, rpspeed said:

I dont know how rich they are but there is some diversity in the goons

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I wonder which 2 will get the most time 

These kids will all get serious time.  I live in Maricopa county and this was/is a very big deal.  Too big to get swept under the rug.  Maybe I’m being naive, I guess time will tell.  And as far as these being rich kids… it’s Gilbert, not Paradise Valley.  They are all most likely middle to upper middle class kids.  They won’t have rockstar defense teams, they will all be racing to cut the best deals possible, all of which I expect to include doing hard time.

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