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4 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

These kids will all get serious time.  I live in Maricopa county and this was/is a very big deal.  Too big to get swept under the rug.  Maybe I’m being naive, I guess time will tell.  And as far as these being rich kids… it’s Gilbert, not Paradise Valley.  They are all most likely middle to upper middle class kids.  They won’t have rockstar defense teams, they will all be racing to cut the best deals possible, all of which I expect to include doing hard time.

From what I’ve seen it’s on a level with Plano, not Southlake 

In the 80s two of my high school  buddies permed their shoulder length hair thinking they were going to look like Robert Plant. 

Instead they were named The Bush Brothers.

On 4/18/2024 at 8:16 AM, closetohumping said:

When I was a bored teen I turned to heroin.

That's a pretty wild swing of the pendulum. 

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Shit, I was incredibly fucking dumb as a teenager, but I wasn't dumb enough to perm my hair.

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12 hours ago, rpspeed said:

I dont know how rich they are but there is some diversity in the goons

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A racially diverse group of cunts. I'd prefer to focus on the "cunts" part. 

They all have hair that might be considered handlebars in incarceration. Hopefully they'll have to find their mental happy place while they're gripping both sides of the stainless steel toilet and biting on a towel. They'll miss the good old Goon days when a real goon begins to rigorously enter their goon holes. I don't advocate for prison rape, but ... eh, fuck these guys. Savagely. 

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Well, I'm a standin' on a corner in Gilbert, Arizona
and such a fine sight to see
it's some teens, my Lord, in a flat bed Ford
slowin' down to beat the fuck  outta me

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Well, I'm a standin' on a corner in Gilbert, Arizona
and such a fine sight to see
it's some teens, my Lord, in a flat bed Ford
slowin' down to beat the fuck  outta me

*winston Arizona 

4 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

If only they played football for Lake Travis, they'd be off scot-free. 

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4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

*winston Arizona 

what the fuck is winston arizona?  

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

what the fuck is winston arizona?  

Its near Pall Mall.  

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Standing on the corner Jameis Winston Tampa Florida 

Crab legs are a sight to see

10 hours ago, Nivek said:

Its near Pall Mall.  

Yeah, that's somewhere up near Flavor Country. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Gilbert is part Plano part Southlake. But it is definitely not Arcadia/Paradise Valley (University Park/Highland Park). These kids probably aren’t “rich” in the sense of big $$ available to throw at legal expenses.

Reminds me of the Legion of Doom in fort worth back in the 80s.

Stupid fucking punk kids.

16 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Gilbert is part Plano part Southlake. But it is definitely not Arcadia/Paradise Valley (University Park/Highland Park). These kids probably aren’t “rich” in the sense of big $$ available to throw at legal expenses.

Reminds me of the Legion of Doom in fort worth back in the 80s.

Stupid fucking punk kids.

One of those Paschal kids lived in my freshman dorm.  He was extremely shy.

My best friend from 3rd - 10th grade moved to Ft Worth from Irving and went to Pascal for junior/senior year. That was during this time. He knew all of them. I knew a couple. Most were pretty well off iirc.

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