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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

FUCK YOU NHL AND COLORADO

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Love that Duchene got the winner. He deserved it.

Just now, NorthLoop said:

lol at that sleeping kid behind the bench - didn't wake up on the goal

Yeah my wife’s been laughing at her she’s been back up but mostly out since the 3rd

Super offense and definitely not a one line team Colorado scores all of 1 goal in 3 of the games. 

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Eat shit Avs.  Eat shit Avs Fans.  Eat shit refs.  Eat shit pussy ass fairy fucking Avs fans and their team.  Fuck you all forrever

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Fuck yeah! That gummy tried to take me out earlier but I powered through. 


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Thank you for your service sir 

Those Colorado fucks tried to get you with that devils lettuce encased in sugar!

Just now, ztejas said:

Otter is such a cold-dicked mfer.

He seems high as a kite

Just now, ztejas said:

Otter is such a cold-dicked mfer.

He gave the little girl that was asleep his stick lol

Edmonton is Colorado without makar. 
 

Vancouver seems built most like Dallas, but which goalie will they be playing?

Just now, NorthLoop said:

He seems high as a kite

Nah he’s not Nichuskin. 

Good clean living and hard work bruther!!

Bis is right saying the hockey Gods made it right

flopping fuckers go home

 

there was some absolutely great offensive hockey from Dallas at the end they were all moving well you knew it was coming 

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

He gave the little girl that was asleep his stick lol

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Edmonton is Colorado without makar. 
 

Vancouver seems built most like Dallas, but which goalie will they be playing?

Nah man we're fucked. Didn't you see what @Vertuzzi had to say. Whoever the fuck that dickhead is. 

Avs fans talked so much shit before this series, so to best them 5-2 and every time in Colorado is just *chefs kiss*. 
 

Let’s hope the Oilers force a game 7 to give a bit more rest. 

quite a day for Dallas sports...6AM scheffler gets arrested and 1AM Stars take the series.

 

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nah man we're fucked. Didn't you see what @Vertuzzi had to say. Whoever the fuck that dickhead is. 

He’s a Boston fan in his feelings tonight 

Had to log on during victory beer.  Holy fucking shit what a game guys.  I don't think I've ever been as mad about a call outside of a handful of Texas football games.   Thank god Karma played out the right way tonight.    Great game by the entire fucking team.  Otter played out of his mind.  Benn - huge goal. Tanev, nails. Miro was Miro.  Marchment - won it the first time (was my #Bucciovertimechallenge pick for the record and first time I ever actually picked correctly), Johnston and Stank all over the ice, gritty 4th line was a gritty 4th line all damn game, then the Duchene winner and old man Pavelski digging it out for him.   

The low key play of the game might have been Robertson laying the fuck out to block the puck in the 3rd period (I think). It was a hell of play.

I love this fucking team.  So pumped for more games at the AAC!

LETS GO STARS!

Does the nhl schedule the conference finals on same day schedule, or every other?

East starts Wednesday even though both teams are set as of tonight. 
 

would they start the west a day earlier if van wins tomorrow, or is it wed or even Thurs?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does the nhl schedule the conference finals on same day schedule, or every other?

East starts Wednesday even though both teams are set as of tonight. 
 

would they start the west a day earlier if van wins tomorrow, or is it wed or even Thurs?

Every other.  I think if Van wins Sat we play Tues and if not then Thurs.

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Every other.  I think if Van wins Sat we play Tues and if not then Thurs.

Nice to get at least 3 days off, but why should the west start a day before the east if the east teams finished Thurs/fri and the west teams fri/sat?

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Nice to get at least 3 days off, but why should the west start a day before the east if the east teams finished Thurs/fri and the west teams fri/sat?

Fair point.  It could start Thurs regardless.  I don't know definitively.  I'm just speculating given that the East schedule was announced as a Weds start before Florida clinched tonight.  Thought that may mean they were waiting to see how the West played out.

For anyone that missed it go back and listen to the Duchene post game interview on TNT tomorrow.  I heard it live but was still too amped up to listen to all of it.  Listened again and really damn good.  We're winning this fucking thing.

17 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Fair point.  It could start Thurs regardless.  I don't know definitively.  I'm just speculating given that the East schedule was announced as a Weds start before Florida clinched tonight.  Thought that may mean they were waiting to see how the West played out.

If it’s Thursday irrespective of the last series, you’d think they’d have it on the schedule. Which makes me think you are right about a possible Tuesday start, it’s just damn backwards if they do it that way.  East teams get 4 and 5 days off. But west would get 2 and 3?  When all 4 series would have gone 6?

Edited by Pato del Muerto

For anyone that missed it go back and listen to the Duchene post game interview on TNT tomorrow.  I heard it live but was still too amped up to listen to all of it.  Listened again and really damn good.  We're winning this fucking thing.

That was awesome. We have so many great stories on this team — DeBoer, Benn, Pavelski, Suter, Duchene. Mix in the kids like Wyatt and Stanky, the fact that we roll four lines and have so many guys who kick in, it’s an easy team to love.

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I guess I have a slight bias if it's Tues since I'll be able to make games 1 and 2.  If it's Thurs start - I'll miss game 2.   I like our position regardless.  Even if Tues, we get 3 days off to recover and Vancouver has to fly from Edmonton to Dallas on a quicker turnaround effectively starting series off on a 3 game road trip.  If it's Thurs, we have a chance to really get healthy and watch them beat each other up with loser dealing with even quicker turnaround.  

It's odd at this point I don't even have an opinion of which scenario I think is preferable or which team I would like to face.  We should be solid favorites against either.  Edmonton has the star power that can win a game singlehandedly but we just beat the better version of that team.  Vancouver seems a bit more well rounded although could it be we can just shut down a team like that? Who knows. So maybe despite missing game 2 I'm rooting for Edmonton here to at least take it to game 7 and then let the chips fall.   Either way will be a fun series.

Duchene was an animal tonight. Robo needs to wake the fuck up.

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I mentioned it somewhere in this thread and it was discussed in that article. The Stars have, amazingly, lost Game 1 in six consecutive postseason series. The article says the Stars have won three of the last four of those series. It's actually four of the last five, I think. That's remarkable.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Now we play the waiting game..... Canucks or Oilers

Not sure who I'd rather see but I do hope they have to play seven games. I think I'd prefer Edmonton is Skinner was in goal but he ain't coming back unless there's an injury.

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Not sure who I'd rather see but I do hope they have to play seven games. I think I'd prefer Edmonton is Skinner was in goal but he ain't coming back unless there's an injury.

Yeah Calvin Pickard is doing just fine. He's the goalie for the rest of the series. 

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