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Ok? How do you know?

Because we just pulled down his pants and buttfucked him on national tv you fuck stick.

Because we just pulled down his pants and buttfucked him on national tv you fuck stick.
2-1 is probably not the time to start celebrating, but you do you.
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We'll be sure to be us in the thread about the stars. Lol. 

Anyway. Pretty impressive to hold them to one in their barn. No doubt we have the potential to do the same Monday. They'll probably try to juggle lines but we're consistent and can counter. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Chill out announcer. 
 

“TOO MANY MEN

TOO MANY MEN

TOO MANY MEN”

Yeah he really got excited about that. Very professional.

We'll be sure to be us in the thread about the stars. Lol. 
Anyway. Pretty impressive to hold them to one in their barn. No doubt we have the potential to do the same Monday. They'll probably try to juggle lines but we're consistent and can counter. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!
I already said GG, but you seem like a prick. So fuck you.

Checking in from SLC. Tuned in just in time to see the empty netters! 2-1 lead bitches!

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51 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
59 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
We'll be sure to be us in the thread about the stars. Lol. 
Anyway. Pretty impressive to hold them to one in their barn. No doubt we have the potential to do the same Monday. They'll probably try to juggle lines but we're consistent and can counter. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!

I already said GG, but you seem like a prick. So fuck you.

Lol "I already said gg so that negates all my vapid shit-talking from earlier" dude, go away

3 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Stars win. Mavs win. Didn’t shit my pants. A+ day.

Had you shit your pants, still would have been a solid A.

7 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
7 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:
Don’t quote the fuckdick

Wah. Crowd source me, bitch. It will take a while.

 

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Lol "I already said gg so that negates all my vapid shit-talking from earlier" dude, go away
Nah, fuck you. You seem like you suck.
I don’t care enough to crowd source you fucking nerd. But I will not shut the fuck up. You’re insist upon yourself. 
The dude who dips on airplanes is not the one I listen to.

I get it, it must be lonely in the Avs thread, but enough is enough. A drive by every now and again in another team’s thread is accepted, but you’re just blatantly trolling at this point. Get lost.

45 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

I get it, it must be lonely in the Avs thread, but enough is enough. A drive by every now and again in another team’s thread is accepted, but you’re just blatantly trolling at this point. Get lost.

Avs are playing the Stars.  Are you fuckers so soft you can't handle one opposing fan in your thread?

I have this thread. The difference is I have NEVER claimed I wasn’t someone else. I have NEVER asked for my entire shit to be deleted 3 fucking times.

You are a fucking zero, hopefully you flip out enough again to beg to be deleted. 

Ha, Porterhouse, Dr. Beeper, Jewish Wang.

We all thank you for not posting in the Ranger thread anymore after getting clowned repeatedly.

Now we will fuck with you here too. 

As usual, Rex lying through his teeth.

On 2/2/2024 at 8:11 PM, Rex Kramer said:

100% true in both cases. With respect to Adolis, it’s moreso his agent. Who’s notoriously hated by every GM in baseball. But he rubs off on Adolis in a negative way. 

On 2/8/2024 at 2:52 PM, Rex Kramer said:

It won’t happen with his agent. There is a reason he has an incentive-laden plate appearance contingency. It’s because his agent successfully convinced Adolis to take way too much time off to the significant frustration of Bochy and CY. 

10 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

I never post there. Don’t think I have since I left a few years ago.

Is it alcohol, drugs, or a traumatic brain injury? 

49 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Im putting you on Ignore now so as not to derail this any further. Go Stars. 

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Let's fucking go. Get another W.

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same lineup again. I'm alright with this. sorta surprised no callups yet since T Stars lost yesterday. Maybe they will before the next game in Dallas

fuck espn fuck turner

is this the 4th or 5th games with mavs/stars on at the same fucking time 90 minutes late after when they should have been starting

FUCK FUCK FUCK them all

fuck espn fuck turner
is this the 4th or 5th games with mavs/stars on at the same fucking time 90 minutes late after when they should have been starting
FUCK FUCK FUCK them all

Fuck the wookie too!
fuck espn fuck turner
is this the 4th or 5th games with mavs/stars on at the same fucking time 90 minutes late after when they should have been starting
FUCK FUCK FUCK them all

Just bad luck. The nhl and nba care nothing about start times of the other leagues, they just work things out on shared stadiums.

Speaking of, didn’t the Mavs and stars play the same day a few times this season at home? Thats amazing how they can do that so efficiently if so.

I'm sure it's somehow not his fault. Dip fuck will be in to tell us shortly

So I’m assuming a 7:50 or so puck drop?

4 minutes ago, pops said:

I'm sure it's somehow not his fault. Dip fuck will be in to tell us shortly

Don't worry, this will be my last post in this thread.  Blacklab said he'd ban me from the site if I didn't leave you poor souls alone.  If you don't believe me, ask him.

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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7 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Don't worry, this will be my last post in this thread.  Blacklab said he'd ban me from the site if I didn't leave you poor souls alone.  If you don't believe me, ask him.

You know, you could just come in and talk hockey, instead of shit. But you do you. 

Yet another bullet dodged with Val. Hope he gets the heel he needs but he's been a liability for his teams his whole career

Sucks for Nitch-juice-skin and the Avs

 let’s s send them on vacation game 5

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Minimum 6 months before he can even appeal reinstatement. Probably won't head back to the khl for fear of getting conscripted 

Go Stars!!!!!!!

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