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For a guy who has played forever, Suter gets caught holding his dick while his man scores a lot.

put in wedgewood and give Jake some rest for game 4.  also send a message to our guys that they need to get their shit in gear.  especially the first 2 lines.

Edmonton is just better.

Distinct possibility

We have no puck control. Turnovers, Edmonton wins every puck off the boards and they’re just faster. 

Somebody needs to clean McDavid's clock. I'm not talking about a dirty slash or deliberate intent to injure. Somebody just needs to run his ass hard, roughing minor be damned.  Send a fucking message

Just now, C-Man said:


Distinct possibility

well they do have possibly the best player in the league.  we have a bunch of try hards that do a good job.  we don't have anyone save maybe the kid that puts ANY fear in you.

I'm very good with trading Robertson.  he's a complete non factor even when we play well.

The series is tied 1-1 and by my count they have 6 non-empty net goals and we have 4.  It's a little early to hit the panic button even if they get run in this one.  

I'm very good with trading Robertson.  he's a complete non factor even when we play well.

And never looks like he’s giving much effort at all, no urgency to any part of his game.

And never looks like he’s giving much effort at all, no urgency to any part of his game.

He won’t shoot for shit.
Just wants to pass

Still zero SOG from a forward — nearly 16 mins deep

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm very good with trading Robertson.  he's a complete non factor even when we play well.

Agree with being tradable, but he's tied with Johnson for most point by forward this postseason and has most assists on team.

Goose egg SOG for Dallas forwards in P1.

Dreadful showing to this point.

EDIT: Dadonov has one as pointed out above.

They really gotta cut this "every game with a period futuring a paltry number of SOG" out....it's epidemic at this point.

32 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

For a guy who has played forever, Suter gets caught holding his dick while his man scores a lot.

He starts this play by dropping his stick and getting out of position:

 

11 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Agree with being tradable, but he's tied with Johnson for most point by forward this postseason and has most assists on team.

fair enough but we need him to score goals.  and not just PP.  I wouldn't trade him for nothing but see if you can improve.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He starts this play by dropping his stick and getting out of position:

 

why would you turn your back to the puck there?  skate backwards and body the guy out of the crease.  fucking lazy.

How are we so fucking flat in the Western Conference Finals? 

Already 5 SOG in 3 minutes....why is this so hard for one period every game

great shift.  gonna need a lot more of that though.

All of our collective bitching has been answered this period. Keep it up. 

Edmonton has three fewer total shots now than it ended the first period with — according to TNT.

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Still wanna trade robo y'all quitters?

Imma ask again

43 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm very good with trading Robertson.  he's a complete non factor even when we play well.

Redemption arc

Somebody needs to clean McDavid's clock. I'm not talking about a dirty slash or deliberate intent to injure. Somebody just needs to run his ass hard, roughing minor be damned.  Send a fucking message

Yea he’s probably never had to deal with that at all

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