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Getting a head start on the next cycle before some poor starts a thread and can't edit the title after posting it. 

This will be the cycle in which anuses needed to be fully prepared. 

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  • You'll want to read the highlighted section. Staff note, from the Georgia 247 board.          

  • BornAndRaised
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    Taaffe has announced hes staying:   

  • closetojumping
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    Moore’s camp has told Bobby Burton that Trey Moore is returning to Texas. Nothing set in stone, but that would be a big deal, IMO. 

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13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Getting a head start on the next cycle before some poor starts a thread and can't edit the title after posting it. 

This will be the cycle in which anuses needed to be fully prepared. 


 

 

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

First!


 

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How are we suppose to prepare those things?

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

I have no idea from a personal perspective. Trial and error? I am fairly certain that it’s got to be advantage over surprising an un-prepared anus though.

9 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I have no idea from a personal perspective. Trial and error? I am fairly certain that it’s got to be advantage over surprising an un-prepared anus though.

 

I know in a wreck that you are suppose to remain relaxed in order to minimize injury.

 

I assume the same is true with portal additions and subtractions..

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26 minutes ago, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

Kegel exercises 

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33 minutes ago, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

Aren't you both a doctor and someone who has previously talked on IPIHB about letting your wife peg you? I feel like you should be giving most of the rest of us the advice here.

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Aren't you both a doctor and someone who has previously talked on IPIHB about letting your wife peg you? I feel like you should be giving most of the rest of us the advice here.

I rarely PIHB.

 

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7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

CTJ kink shaming was not on my 2024 bingo card.

No shame from me. I was just looking to an expert. What other people do in their spare time, if they're not hurting other folks or animals, is their business, sir.

53 minutes ago, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

Pm futureman 

 

Or @NowThis

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No shame from me. I was just looking to an expert. What other people do in their spare time, if they're not hurting other folks or animals, is their business, sir.

This is as good a time as any to say, Fuck Baylor.

I was told previously not to worry about the numbers, but now thread title says I AM supposed to worry about the numbers?

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45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Aren't you both a doctor and someone who has previously talked on IPIHB about letting your wife peg you? I feel like you should be giving most of the rest of us the advice here.

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Okay, it's probably already time to burn this thread down and start a new one

3 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

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Leave tcu after the Georgia game out of this 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

No shame from me. I was just looking to an expert. What other people do in their spare time, if they're not hurting other folks or animals, is their business, sir.

 

5 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

This is as good a time as any to say, Fuck Baylor.

And aggy, for that matter...

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6 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I have a buttplug training kit, in case anyone wants to borrow it.

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On 4/22/2024 at 12:37 PM, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

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On 4/22/2024 at 1:41 PM, Thetexashammer said:

I have a buttplug training kit, in case anyone wants to borrow it.

Were you able to achieve your lifelong dream of becoming a buttplug? 

  • 3 months later...

Thinking about the RB room for spring 2025; with both Baxter and (probably) Clark) recovering from serious lower-body injuries, does the staff take someone in the winter portal window?

Wisner, Gibson, maybe Gullette, Simon, Stewart, Baxter, Clark is a pretty full room already. Especially to be attractive to a back worth taking. 

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2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Thinking about the RB room for spring 2025; with both Baxter and (probably) Clark) recovering from serious lower-body injuries, does the staff take someone in the winter portal window?

IT thinks it’s on the table. They prefaced it by saying it wouldn’t be a world beater, just a quality depth one year rental.

247 seems to have deleted the early enrollee clock symbol from their player profiles, so I’m not sure on Simon and Stewart. 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Thinking about the RB room for spring 2025; with both Baxter and (probably) Clark) recovering from serious lower-body injuries, does the staff take someone in the winter portal window?

 

Yes

It's a guarantee that we take another RB come December.. Blue probably is gone after this season.. Having Baxter and Clark coming off major injuries.. Wisner, Gibson.. Still not deep enough even with the 2 freshmen coming in. Hopefully Gullette returns to the LB room and Niblett to the WR room 

On 4/22/2024 at 11:47 AM, closetojumping said:

Getting a head start on the next cycle before some poor starts a thread and can't edit the title after posting it. 

This will be the cycle in which anuses needed to be fully prepared. 

Probably need a different thread title if they go to 105 scholarships. 
I have no good idea for an edit right now. 

16 hours ago, Atticus said:

Wisner, Gibson, maybe Gullette, Simon, Stewart, Baxter, Clark is a pretty full room already. Especially to be attractive to a back worth taking. 

 

Baxter and Clark had severe injuries. The position will be open to competition next spring.  And with a strong NIL, a Manning at QB, a strong OL and WR and TE group, and well respected coaches we will have no problem finding someone good.

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No whammies, but the ability of a running back to recover from an achilles injury is dire.  RBs have shown they can recover from knee injuries and play at a high level.  But anything we get out of Christian Clark will be gravy.

WITH THAT SAID, I pray to sweet baby Jesus that this post ages as well as my Devin Duvernay hands take.

Machinator and Katfid both back in the same thread about the same time...hmmm

I just hate to see players go through so much only to end up with serious injuries. I know it's part of the game, and yes, they're getting some NIL...but moving halfway across the country to represent a program, only to then end up unable to contribute, has to be devastating. And that's true even if Baxter and Clark eventually return to form and suffer no further physical setbacks. For RBs in particular, the window doesn't stay open long. 

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

I just hate to see players go through so much only to end up with serious injuries. I know it's part of the game, and yes, they're getting some NIL...but moving halfway across the country to represent a program, only to then end up unable to contribute, has to be devastating. And that's true even if Baxter and Clark eventually return to form and suffer no further physical setbacks. For RBs in particular, the window doesn't stay open long. 

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34 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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Well, yeah. But I still hate seeing guys miss their chance to play. Any school, any sport. 

5 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Machinator and Katfid both back in the same thread about the same time...hmmm

who the hell can tell them apart?

10 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

I just hate to see players go through so much only to end up with serious injuries. I know it's part of the game, and yes, they're getting some NIL...but moving halfway across the country to represent a program, only to then end up unable to contribute, has to be devastating. And that's true even if Baxter and Clark eventually return to form and suffer no further physical setbacks. For RBs in particular, the window doesn't stay open long. 

well if they can’t make it to the league hopefully they graduate and use their degree. 

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