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#2201
3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I'd be good with that. Yeah Spence seems like a very solid 3rd LB behind Hill/Lefau and with 2 years of eligibility, he could possibly develop into something more which is big with Hill likely going pro after this year. 

The Purdue TE seems similar. Another Soph with good P5 production, maybe not a 1st round type but likely to be a solid contributor immediately and the has time to develop further. I like this kind of take.

(Obvious disclaimer: I haven't watched any of these guys, just going off stats, etc)

My bad on Spence. I’m daydrinking in New Orleans and was thinking he’s the DT they’re bringing in. Now I realize that’s Brevard. Sentiments are the same except if they land a LB of that quality, that would be a fucking coup. 

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#2202
2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My bad on Spence. I’m daydrinking in New Orleans and was thinking he’s the DT they’re bringing in. Now I realize that’s Brevard. Sentiments are the same except if they land a LB of that quality, that would be a fucking coup. 

Nice. And yeah Spence seems more exciting than the DT for sure. 

#2203
6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My bad on Spence. I’m daydrinking in New Orleans and was thinking he’s the DT they’re bringing in. Now I realize that’s Brevard. Sentiments are the same except if they land a LB of that quality, that would be a fucking coup. 

Brad, Brevard.....easy mistake! Be sure to have a beignet

#2205
1 hour ago, Texas Flood said:

@Helobious has the technique down

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Off topic: I could never watch this series. It hit way too close to home.

#2206
14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t figure out which Scrooge is my favorite. I really like the classic George C. Scott version from the early 80’s. Then there’s Mickey’s Christmas Carol. I played Ebenezer in that version in 5th grade. Scrooged is really well done and Bill Murray is excellent. Then there’s Spirited, which I highly recommend. 

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#2208
BREAKING: Texas EDGE/DL Justice Finkley plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells @on3sportsThe 6’2 250 EDGE/DL totaled 26 Tackles, 2.5 Sacks, & 1 FF in his time with the LonghornsWill have 1 year of eligibility remaining https://t.co/kFs7EoaWgt

 

#2210
18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t figure out which Scrooge is my favorite. I really like the classic George C. Scott version from the early 80’s. Then there’s Mickey’s Christmas Carol. I played Ebenezer in that version in 5th grade. Scrooged is really well done and Bill Murray is excellent. Then there’s Spirited, which I highly recommend. 

Award-winning cartoonist John Allison is posting a few sketches over the holiday break featuring himself being visited by ghosts played by characters he's created, yelling at him for becoming a cartoonist and being bad at it (which, again, he's objectively not). It's a lot of in-jokes, but then, if you're not familiar with his work, I cannot recommend it highly enough. Imagine a British Joss Whedon, but funnier and better.

Anyway, I nominate this one. (I'm in his Patreon so I've read the whole thing; y'all poors are going to have to wait for him to post each page.)

Spoiler

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#2211
20 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Bill Murray for the mother fucking win. 

Has no one seen a movie over 30 years old? I give thee Alastair Sim:

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#2212
Just now, mwaadeeb said:

Has no one seen a movie over 30 years old? I give thee Alastair Sim:

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i assure you that plenty of people over 30 years old have seen a movie

#2213
9 hours ago, Pods said:

Sounds like Sydir Mitchell played Helobious. 

Anyone who won't cheat for a handjob don't want one bad enough.

#2215
5 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

And just like the majority of pro athletes the majority will blow through that money and have to find an actual J.O.B. of some kind one day....I mean heck I've got more in savings then NIL is paying players and I'm not retiring to a life of luxury or anything.

 

 

Must be in nursing.

#2216
30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t figure out which Scrooge is my favorite. I really like the classic George C. Scott version from the early 80’s. Then there’s Mickey’s Christmas Carol. I played Ebenezer in that version in 5th grade. Scrooged is really well done and Bill Murray is excellent. Then there’s Spirited, which I highly recommend. 

The one you quoted is hard to beat. Michael Caine absolutely acting his ass off with a completely straight face while the muppets do muppet things around him is a big part of the magic that makes that movie great. He never winks at the camera one single time.

#2217
7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:
Thanks hate it here.

 

The best part about this post is that the mods, who I suppose have no choice at this juncture, are carefully implying that this exodus of players is a voluntary choice by the staff. 

This roster is getting town down to the studs [by Venables]. Is it now?

#2219
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The best part about this post is that the mods, who I suppose have no choice at this juncture, are carefully implying that this exodus of players is a voluntary choice by the staff. 

This roster is getting town down to the studs [by Venables]. Is it now?

Is "town down" better or worse than "plaid"?

#2220

How much does his buyout drop after next season?  Because it would be neat if they can't afford to fire him then either.  Then he could really leave the program a steaming, meth filled crater.

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#2222
5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The best part about this post is that the mods, who I suppose have no choice at this juncture, are carefully implying that this exodus of players is a voluntary choice by the staff. 

This roster is getting town down to the studs [by Venables]. Is it now?

Just your casual year 4 rebuild 

#2223
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I’m still pulling for us to get more transfers even if it means I’m subjected to handjob jokes every time we get a commit. In a way that makes me the truest Longhorn fan on here. 

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#2225
46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 I’m daydrinking in New Orleans


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#2226
27 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Has no one seen a movie over 30 years old? I give thee Alastair Sim:

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I think all the movies referenced thus far are over 30 years old.  Scrooged is 36. 

#2227
2 hours ago, Noozak said:

Helobious is off to a decent start!

 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I’m still pulling for us to get more transfers even if it means I’m subjected to handjob jokes every time we get a commit. In a way that makes me the truest Longhorn fan on here. 

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#2228
24 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:
Thanks hate it here.

 

How is this possible? The OU coaching staff posted a Bible verse just yesterday.

#2230
2 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

How is this possible? The OU coaching staff posted a Bible verse just yesterday.

That's because blowU is facing the end of times

#2231
34 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Has no one seen a movie over 30 years old? I give thee Alastair Sim:

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That’s not a movie, that’s a time capsule.

#2233

Tearing down to the studs can work if 1) the studs contain some elite talent that can determine the outcome of a game (QB, D-Line, O-Line), and 2) the school has a war chest to buy some elite talent in the portal. 

I don't think OU can check either of these boxes. 

This is really going to hurt for OU. 

#2234
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

a few guys at different positions are earmarked  for Texas if they jump in, but they have to jump in.

Oh no wouldn't want to be accused of tampering. 😱

 

#2235
30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How much does his buyout drop after next season?  Because it would be neat if they can't afford to fire him then either.  Then he could really leave the program a steaming, meth filled crater.

I read somewhere still north of 30mm after next years forthcoming 3-9 season. Couldn't happen to a better bunch. 

 

#2236
33 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How much does his buyout drop after next season?  Because it would be neat if they can't afford to fire him then either.  Then he could really leave the program a steaming, meth filled crater.

Entropy fucks

#2238
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

My bad on Spence. I’m daydrinking in New Orleans and was thinking he’s the DT they’re bringing in. Now I realize that’s Brevard. Sentiments are the same except if they land a LB of that quality, that would be a fucking coup. 

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#2239

The anti-Bonnie Thompson

When I tell you the comments are a testimony to what our Longhorn family has meant from day 1…🧡 https://t.co/wAWvKFRky6

 

#2241

This guy and UF apparently had very different ideas of what his NIL should be. Those two programs are desperate enough he should be able to drive a hard bargain.

NEWS: Florida Transfer EDGE Jack Pyburn has locked in 2 visits & is in the process of setting up more, he tells @on3sportsTexas A&M: December 13-14LSU: December 14-15 He totaled 60 Tackles, 2 Sacks, 5 TFL, & 1 INT this seasonhttps://t.co/ERwIr080Cf

Also, anyone need a running back?

BREAKING: Michigan QB Alex Orji plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells @on3sportsThe 6’3 235 QB appeared in 20 games for the Wolverines (3 starts)Will have 2 years of eligibility remaining https://t.co/WisLUJSKsb

 

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#2242
That's because blowU is facing the end of times

That staff beat Ala by god Bama. They deserve as much time as they need. Long extensions are probably in order too.
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#2243
1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:
Thanks hate it here.

 

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#2244
1 hour ago, tokamak said:

The one you quoted is hard to beat. Michael Caine absolutely acting his ass off with a completely straight face while the muppets do muppet things around him is a big part of the magic that makes that movie great. He never winks at the camera one single time.

And do you have any idea how difficult that is to do with Henson-era Muppets engaging in mayhem?

Comedy straight men are the best actors alive. I'll die on this hill... but not here. Over in some other thread. ANYWAY

#2245
53 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

How is this possible? The OU coaching staff posted a Bible verse just yesterday.

A verse about choosing between God or money, no less.

I think they're going after the money, Jo.

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#2246
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t figure out which Scrooge is my favorite. I really like the classic George C. Scott version from the early 80’s. Then there’s Mickey’s Christmas Carol. I played Ebenezer in that version in 5th grade. Scrooged is really well done and Bill Murray is excellent. Then there’s Spirited, which I highly recommend. 

Finding out that @closetojumping has a whole list of Ebeneezer Scrooges that he idolizes and adores - to the point that he can't decide which he likes best - is the least surprising thing I've learned on this thread. 

I'm betting he turns most of the movies off at the end of Act II, so as to not ruin the films with some bullshit character redemption arc.

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#2247
11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This guy and UF apparently had very different ideas of what his NIL should be. Those two programs are desperate enough he should be able to drive a hard bargain.

NEWS: Florida Transfer EDGE Jack Pyburn has locked in 2 visits & is in the process of setting up more, he tells @on3sportsTexas A&M: December 13-14LSU: December 14-15 He totaled 60 Tackles, 2 Sacks, 5 TFL, & 1 INT this seasonhttps://t.co/ERwIr080Cf

Also, anyone need a running back?

BREAKING: Michigan QB Alex Orji plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells @on3sportsThe 6’3 235 QB appeared in 20 games for the Wolverines (3 starts)Will have 2 years of eligibility remaining https://t.co/WisLUJSKsb

 

Orji? Pardon me for being a dipshit, but isn't he like... really good?

#2249
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

A verse about choosing between God or money, no less.

I think they're going after the money, Jo.

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#2250
2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Orji? Pardon me for being a dipshit, but isn't he like... really good?

You're pardoned. He's not good. Particularly at QB. 

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