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#5001
8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:
BREAKING: Georgia EDGE Damon Wilson plans to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal, @Hayesfawcett3 reports.The class of 2023 five-star recruit recorded 22 tackles and 3 sacks this season. https://t.co/ZUt1RU2SHz

 

That's a pretty big one.

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    Taaffe has announced hes staying:  Michael T

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    Moore’s camp has told Bobby Burton that Trey Moore is returning to Texas. Nothing set in stone, but that would be a big deal, IMO. 

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#5002
They mentioned Ty Webb out of Texas state on the latest OTF recruiting video. I didn’t get the context of it as I was busy doing other shit

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#5003
16 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:
BREAKING: Georgia EDGE Damon Wilson plans to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal, @Hayesfawcett3 reports.The class of 2023 five-star recruit recorded 22 tackles and 3 sacks this season. https://t.co/ZUt1RU2SHz

 

Heading back home perhaps? Surprised UGa didn’t do enough to keep him

#5005
5 minutes ago, immamac said:

hey guys i read somewhere on the internet that sark is gonna go take an nfl job, how does that effect the portal?

thanks just asking questions.

Sark is a slapdick so we will get better. It’s known. 

#5006
3 hours ago, Js1 said:

shut up about Mack brown. SHUT UP ABOUT MACK BROWN

Mack Brown would be very disappointed in your yelling right now. 

#5007
31 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They mentioned Ty Webb out of Texas state on the latest OTF recruiting video. I didn’t get the context of it as I was busy doing other shit

The pond would be good for you. 

#5008
24 minutes ago, immamac said:

hey guys i read somewhere on the internet that sark is gonna go take an nfl job, how does that effect the portal?

thanks just asking questions.

Smooth transition via Mack brown

#5011
34 minutes ago, immamac said:

hey guys i read somewhere on the internet that sark is gonna go take an nfl job, how does that effect the portal?

thanks just asking questions.

mack brown is shutting the portal down for the kids. he's back in town you know.

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#5012
57 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They mentioned Ty Webb out of Texas state on the latest OTF recruiting video. I didn’t get the context of it as I was busy doing other shit

Thank you very little.

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#5013

Bobby: Texas really wanted Zach Branch, but didn’t want to take another safety. Package deal killed it.

Terry (not Ty) Webb is the Texas State DT transfer that Texas is interested in. 850 snaps in 2 years of Texas State. More of a pass rush interior guy than a run stopper. 6’3” 315. 2 years of eligibility. Graduated from Ball High.

CJ also thinks it’s not over with Noah Thomas. Different player than Sark normally likes, but makes plays down the field. 

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#5014
1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Siap but Noah Thomas visited UGA this weekend

Do you honestly think we didn't know that?!... We didn't do this on purpose!

#5015
42 minutes ago, immamac said:

hey guys i read somewhere on the internet that sark is gonna go take an nfl job, how does that effect the portal?

thanks just asking questions.

Mack is available… Duck

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#5016
2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Do you honestly think we didn't know that?!... We didn't do this on purpose!

Hadn't seen it posted but...I did say SIAP which means I am immune from all criticism 

#5017
7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Terry (not Ty) Webb is the Texas State DT transfer that Texas is interested in. 850 snaps in 2 years of Texas State. More of a pass rush interior guy than a run stopper. 6’3” 315. 2 years of eligibility. Graduated from Ball High.

"Webb signed with Texas State after spending two seasons at Kilgore College in Texas. As a Bobcat, Webb recorded 39 tackles with 3.5 sacks and a pass deflection. He was Texas State's fourth-highest-graded defender last season according to Pro Football Focus with a season-grade of 79.0. He graded above 75.0 in two categories in 2024: run defense and pass rush.

Breaking down his strengths further, Webb made 12 tackles last season, missing just two tackles. As a pass rusher, Webb created 20 pressures with 14 quarterback hurries. His 79.7 pass rush grade was the second-highest among Texas State defenders that saw consistent play time."

https://sports.yahoo.com/texas-state-dl-terry-webb-230007319.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADDBRLU1IZABbSH9uzxFUHqUfE2gJBkBOzqMWugRCTDdHmHMpKemxAY9geJx54PmFgbbDLv-xz5U1k7kZB-J6zm1cbLjLBjFcohOrXftQd23-ahwcXUW9CrY1FnjiRFQ8EOs0Vyzs7ey1bz961eaJsSWUb8WmtO_xB0ElzhOGkkC

#5021
4 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

We had a good DL from Ball once.

We should all hope to find someone to love us as much as Gerry Hamilton loves Casey Hampton.

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#5022
1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

We should all hope to find someone to love us as much as Gerry Hamilton loves Casey Hampton.

And Gerry doesn't love him enough. It's impossible to love him enough. Casey Hampton was the best player in the country his senior year and possibly his junior year. Most underapppreciated Longhorn of all time. 

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#5024
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@closetojumping stoned him

I've told it before, numerous times, but fuck it, it's been awhile. 

My sophomore and junior years, we played G-Ball in Galveston. The police escort would pick us up at the Causeway and bring us to the barbed-wire protected stadium. Each year, we were GBall's homecoming. You walk off the bus and angry fans are throwing food and drink at us, 2 hours before the game, and they're taunting us with "little ass whiteboys!!" and "dirty ass mexicans!" as we scrambled for the locker room. 

Just before kickoff, regrouped in the shitty locker room underneath the north end zone bleachers, we're getting the pep talk from the HC when the ceiling starts dropping paint and dust as the whole building shakes. "Oooo, Ahhh, G-Ball High! ... Ussay Aussay, the G-Ball Posse!! <boom boom bah, boom boom bah> G-Balllllllllllll, Hey Hey, G-Ball Hiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!>" I'm 15 and these guys have had 7 points scored on them in 6 games and they're ranked #4 in the fucking state. It was somewhat intimidating.

We come running out of the tunnel, then get blocked by the band. Immediately nachos and cokes are raining down on us. They didn't chalk the field. They painted it. You get tackled on the lines or a hash and skin is getting torn off. Like landing on concrete. I caught a pass in the flats and some All State dumbass who couldn't score 700 on the SAT named Rodney Artmore hit me like a fucking bus. 

We scored 3 points in two seasons against them on their turf. 

My senior year, our coach brilliantly decides that they'll be our homecoming game. While I was having a good game individually and likely getting concussed by Cephus Scott (KSU) on passes over the middle, we as a team are getting absolutely pummeled. Their defensive line is mowing through our OL like a hot knife through butter. 

At some point in the second half, a commotion is going on in the sugar huddle. I walk over from the outside and think "what in the fuck is going on?"

The center, a good friend of mine but also a pussy, is crying/bawling inside his helmet. Truly red-faced and crying. The other guys are talking shit to him about getting it together. "You guys don't understand!! This guy is a fucking animal. He's beating the shit out of me!! It's like being in a goddamned street fight!"

I walk off. "Christ."

The literal next play, the DT grabs our center and hurls him into our QB while the QB is dropping back and is sacked by his center. 

I laughed inside as I was also embarrassed. 

The DT for G-Ball? A freshman or sophomore Casey Hampton.

#5027
20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I've told it before, numerous times, but fuck it, it's been awhile. 

My sophomore and junior years, we played G-Ball in Galveston. The police escort would pick us up at the Causeway and bring us to the barbed-wire protected stadium. Each year, we were GBall's homecoming. You walk off the bus and angry fans are throwing food and drink at us, 2 hours before the game, and they're taunting us with "little ass whiteboys!!" and "dirty ass mexicans!" as we scrambled for the locker room. 

Just before kickoff, regrouped in the shitty locker room underneath the north end zone bleachers, we're getting the pep talk from the HC when the ceiling starts dropping paint and dust as the whole building shakes. "Oooo, Ahhh, G-Ball High! ... Ussay Aussay, the G-Ball Posse!! <boom boom bah, boom boom bah> G-Balllllllllllll, Hey Hey, G-Ball Hiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!>" I'm 15 and these guys have had 7 points scored on them in 6 games and they're ranked #4 in the fucking state. It was somewhat intimidating.

We come running out of the tunnel, then get blocked by the band. Immediately nachos and cokes are raining down on us. They didn't chalk the field. They painted it. You get tackled on the lines or a hash and skin is getting torn off. Like landing on concrete. I caught a pass in the flats and some All State dumbass who couldn't score 700 on the SAT named Rodney Artmore hit me like a fucking bus. 

We scored 3 points in two seasons against them on their turf. 

My senior year, our coach brilliantly decides that they'll be our homecoming game. While I was having a good game individually and likely getting concussed by Cephus Scott (KSU) on passes over the middle, we as a team are getting absolutely pummeled. Their defensive line is mowing through our OL like a hot knife through butter. 

At some point in the second half, a commotion is going on in the sugar huddle. I walk over from the outside and think "what in the fuck is going on?"

The center, a good friend of mine but also a pussy, is crying/bawling inside his helmet. Truly red-faced and crying. The other guys are talking shit to him about getting it together. "You guys don't understand!! This guy is a fucking animal. He's beating the shit out of me!! It's like being in a goddamned street fight!"

I walk off. "Christ."

The literal next play, the DT grabs our center and hurls him into our QB while the QB is dropping back and is sacked by his center. 

I laughed inside as I was also embarrassed. 

The DT for G-Ball? A freshman or sophomore Casey Hampton.

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#5028
1 hour ago, immamac said:

hey guys i read somewhere on the internet that sark is gonna go take an nfl job, how does that effect the portal?

thanks just asking questions.

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#5029
NEW: On3's @PeteNakos_ & @SWiltfong_ have logged predictions for Georgia to land Texas A&M transfer WR Noah Thomas🐶Thomas recorded 8 touchdowns this season for the Aggies.Intel: https://t.co/Lu78NU8Q1s

 

#5030

My somewhat shorter and less detailed story about my trip to Ball high-  Bunch of 5 year olds flipping off our bus yelling that the Tors are going to kick our asses, and Patrick Bates almost beheading me on a drag route. 

 

#5031
19 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:
NEW: On3's @PeteNakos_ & @SWiltfong_ have logged predictions for Georgia to land Texas A&M transfer WR Noah Thomas🐶Thomas recorded 8 touchdowns this season for the Aggies.Intel: https://t.co/Lu78NU8Q1s

 

Is there any chance of retaining Golden? I’d rather have him than other unknown commodities in the portal. He’s earned a pay day regardless.

#5032
18 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

My somewhat shorter and less detailed story about my trip to Ball high-  Bunch of 5 year olds flipping off our bus yelling that the Tors are going to kick our asses, and Patrick Bates almost beheading me on a drag route. 

 

 

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#5033

I wish Justin Williams would hop in the portal. I’m sure he’d be able to see the field at Texas in rotation behind Hill & Lefau.

#5034
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

That's a pretty big one.

Sacks in both games against Texas so good riddance.

#5036
3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I've told it before, numerous times, but fuck it, it's been awhile. 

My sophomore and junior years, we played G-Ball in Galveston. The police escort would pick us up at the Causeway and bring us to the barbed-wire protected stadium. Each year, we were GBall's homecoming. You walk off the bus and angry fans are throwing food and drink at us, 2 hours before the game, and they're taunting us with "little ass whiteboys!!" and "dirty ass mexicans!" as we scrambled for the locker room. 

Just before kickoff, regrouped in the shitty locker room underneath the north end zone bleachers, we're getting the pep talk from the HC when the ceiling starts dropping paint and dust as the whole building shakes. "Oooo, Ahhh, G-Ball High! ... Ussay Aussay, the G-Ball Posse!! <boom boom bah, boom boom bah> G-Balllllllllllll, Hey Hey, G-Ball Hiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!>" I'm 15 and these guys have had 7 points scored on them in 6 games and they're ranked #4 in the fucking state. It was somewhat intimidating.

We come running out of the tunnel, then get blocked by the band. Immediately nachos and cokes are raining down on us. They didn't chalk the field. They painted it. You get tackled on the lines or a hash and skin is getting torn off. Like landing on concrete. I caught a pass in the flats and some All State dumbass who couldn't score 700 on the SAT named Rodney Artmore hit me like a fucking bus. 

We scored 3 points in two seasons against them on their turf. 

My senior year, our coach brilliantly decides that they'll be our homecoming game. While I was having a good game individually and likely getting concussed by Cephus Scott (KSU) on passes over the middle, we as a team are getting absolutely pummeled. Their defensive line is mowing through our OL like a hot knife through butter. 

At some point in the second half, a commotion is going on in the sugar huddle. I walk over from the outside and think "what in the fuck is going on?"

The center, a good friend of mine but also a pussy, is crying/bawling inside his helmet. Truly red-faced and crying. The other guys are talking shit to him about getting it together. "You guys don't understand!! This guy is a fucking animal. He's beating the shit out of me!! It's like being in a goddamned street fight!"

I walk off. "Christ."

The literal next play, the DT grabs our center and hurls him into our QB while the QB is dropping back and is sacked by his center. 

I laughed inside as I was also embarrassed. 

The DT for G-Ball? A freshman or sophomore Casey Hampton.

I laughed my ass off to this. When I played Pop Warner football growing up in East Austin we thought we were badasses, and to some extent some of us, not me, were. 

However every year we’d go down and play the lower East Austin perrenial champions, the Hornets. These guys were insane. The size and speed was just scary as shit.

I remember one year looking over to our sideline when we were getting pummeled, and the coach was trying to get some of our players to go in to the game, and these kids were having none of it. Black, white, Hispanic, didn’t matter. These guys were glued to the sideline for half the game. The rest of us had to play both ways and got lit up at least a dozen times. The Hornets were Austin legends. 

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#5037
3 hours ago, immamac said:

hey guys i read somewhere on the internet that sark is gonna go take an nfl job, how does that effect the portal?

thanks just asking questions.

*affect

#5038
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I've told it before, numerous times, but fuck it, it's been awhile. 

My sophomore and junior years, we played G-Ball in Galveston. The police escort would pick us up at the Causeway and bring us to the barbed-wire protected stadium. Each year, we were GBall's homecoming. You walk off the bus and angry fans are throwing food and drink at us, 2 hours before the game, and they're taunting us with "little ass whiteboys!!" and "dirty ass mexicans!" as we scrambled for the locker room. 

Just before kickoff, regrouped in the shitty locker room underneath the north end zone bleachers, we're getting the pep talk from the HC when the ceiling starts dropping paint and dust as the whole building shakes. "Oooo, Ahhh, G-Ball High! ... Ussay Aussay, the G-Ball Posse!! <boom boom bah, boom boom bah> G-Balllllllllllll, Hey Hey, G-Ball Hiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!>" I'm 15 and these guys have had 7 points scored on them in 6 games and they're ranked #4 in the fucking state. It was somewhat intimidating.

We come running out of the tunnel, then get blocked by the band. Immediately nachos and cokes are raining down on us. They didn't chalk the field. They painted it. You get tackled on the lines or a hash and skin is getting torn off. Like landing on concrete. I caught a pass in the flats and some All State dumbass who couldn't score 700 on the SAT named Rodney Artmore hit me like a fucking bus. 

We scored 3 points in two seasons against them on their turf. 

My senior year, our coach brilliantly decides that they'll be our homecoming game. While I was having a good game individually and likely getting concussed by Cephus Scott (KSU) on passes over the middle, we as a team are getting absolutely pummeled. Their defensive line is mowing through our OL like a hot knife through butter. 

At some point in the second half, a commotion is going on in the sugar huddle. I walk over from the outside and think "what in the fuck is going on?"

The center, a good friend of mine but also a pussy, is crying/bawling inside his helmet. Truly red-faced and crying. The other guys are talking shit to him about getting it together. "You guys don't understand!! This guy is a fucking animal. He's beating the shit out of me!! It's like being in a goddamned street fight!"

I walk off. "Christ."

The literal next play, the DT grabs our center and hurls him into our QB while the QB is dropping back and is sacked by his center. 

I laughed inside as I was also embarrassed. 

The DT for G-Ball? A freshman or sophomore Casey Hampton.

My favorite decorative touch in that locker room were the bullets holes in those high windows.

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#5039
50 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I laughed my ass off to this. When I played Pop Warner football growing up in East Austin we thought we were badasses, and to some extent some of us, not me, were. 

However every year we’d go down and play the lower East Austin perineal champions, the Hornets. These guys were insane. The size and speed was just scary as shit.

I remember one year looking over to our sideline when we were getting pummeled, and the coach was trying to get some of our players to go in to the game, and these kids were having none of it. Black, white, Hispanic, didn’t matter. These guys were glued to the sideline for half the game. The rest of us had to play both ways and got lit up at least a dozen times. The Hornets were Austin legends. 

Perineal champions, huh?

#5044
3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

And Gerry doesn't love him enough. It's impossible to love him enough. Casey Hampton was the best player in the country his senior year and possibly his junior year. Most underapppreciated Longhorn of all time. 

AND legitimately a friendly kind dude that was happy to chat with anyone.

#5045
34 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

Perineal champions love to eat natchos.

Natcho balls and natcho ass.

How do they feel about tacos? Asking for a friend.

#5047
31 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

AND legitimately a friendly kind dude that was happy to chat with anyone.

Is happy to chat - He still comes to games every so often.

#5048

Another 5 star QB bust, drifting in and out of the Portal like JT Daniels, Brock Vandegriff (who just announced he's going pro in something other than sports), Malachi Nelson, and Jaden Rashada.

USC has landed a commitment from QB Sam Huard. Huard was most recently at Utah with previous stops at Cal Poly and Washington

 

#5049
3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Is happy to chat - He still comes to games every so often.

Haven't talked to him in a probably 20 years, great to hear somethings/people don't change.

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